Argentine reporter grog fail

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Idiot Argentine journalist in epic Monkey Island "grog" fail:

A sensationalist Argentine journalist shares his private investigation on Facebook groups were teenagers share alcoholic recipes. Apparently one of the members posted Monkey Island's grog as a joke, but the journalist alarms the viewers, convinced that it's a real drink.

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The many faces of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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The most patient reporter in the world

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The dullest blog in the world

Lots of interesting and fun stuff here. Here are a couple of posts:


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Energy

Time to get about 2 whole mins. of energy in you with the help of this Hungarian guy.


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Duck fashion parade

Animal cruelty comes in many forms.


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Funny and creative tombstones

More - Ten Tombstones That you Have to Grin At

Cheating husband punishment

Wife Shames Cheating Husband During Rush Hour:

William Taylor of Centreville, Va., got caught getting a little action on the side when he forgot to remove the incriminating evidence from his cell phone.

After finding the proof, his wife doled out a rather interesting punishment -- she forced him to stand at one of the busiest intersections in the D.C. metropolitan area wearing a sandwich board telling everyone he's a cheater. Consider it a modern-day version of a scarlet letter -- humiliating, but less catastrophic than some scorned women's destructive revenge tactics.

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Funny and offensive ads

More - Belgian humor magazine runs most offensive ads in history of mankind

Forwarding emails

Please Forward This Post

1D etch-a-sketch

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Girls make a huge mess in the kitchen

Reason #17 not to have children.


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Bigfoot sighting in Poland

Polish Yeti caught on film:

Piotr Kowalski, 27, from Warsaw was on a walking holiday in the Tatra mountains in Poland when he saw a mountain goat on one of the slopes. As he started filming, his attention was suddenly grabbed by the Yeti creature emerging from behind some rocks.

"I saw this huge ape-like form hiding behind the rocks. When I saw it it was like being struck by a thunderbolt," he told the daily Superexpress.

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Why love hurts

Stereotypical win

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Rich man, poor man

São Paulo, Brazil.


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R.I.P. DJ AM

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Adam Michael Goldstein, a.k.a. DJ AMMarch 30, 1973 – August 28, 2009

No underwater smoking in Minnesota

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Rhino can't get it up

Somebody give them a hand.

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Book of the day

Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You'll Never Meet


From the Amazon WTF gallery

Advice

Because that's what the Internet is for.


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Best bull ride ever

Wait for it...


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Where the Wild Things Are cupcakes

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Statisctics say:

Teens Who Skip Breakfast Lose Virginity Earlier:

Oddly enough, that's what a new study finds.

Japanese researchers studied 3,000 people and said that teens who skip breakfast lose their virginity earlier than those who start their days off with some food, Agence France-Presse reported Friday.

Specifically, researchers found that people in their early teens who regularly skipped breakfast lost their virginity at an average age of 17.5 years old, versus an average age of 19 for breakfast eaters.

The study, funded by Japan's health ministry, looked for ways to curb unwanted pregnancies. Researchers concluded that a stable home life — one that encourages breakfast eating — discourages early sex.

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Rottweiler vs. sheep

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Nelson Mandela smells so good

It sill makes more sense than this one.

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A diagram of mythical creatures

Dog + Dog + Dog = Cerberus

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Döme vs. fence

Check out Döme jumping over a fence. I hear he used to be a Navy Seal.


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Way to go Google!

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Truth in advertising

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Bless you

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Michael Jackson is still alive

This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.

Of course he's alive. He's hanging with Elvis.

24 in a single night

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Remember, guys

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Shanghai authorities are sick of Chinglish

Shanghai seeks end to 'Chinglish':

The authorities in the Chinese city of Shanghai are starting a campaign to try to spot and correct badly phrased English on signs in public places.

Chinglish, as the inaccurate use of the language is known, has long been a source of embarrassment for the authorities there.

It is also a source of amusement to foreign visitors.

But Shanghai wants to spruce up its image. It is expecting millions of visitors for the World Expo fair.

Student volunteers will check the English on signs throughout the city.

If they suspect the translation is less than accurate they will inform the government. Then the bureaucrats will request that whoever is responsible corrects the mistake.

Life's little instructions

We should all live by these.


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Caps Lock problem

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Movie trailer of the day

Gator Bait, probably the greatest movie ever made.

A hypothetical example

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In the news

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Rock radio

It actually works. Check it out

Why English is so hard to learn

Here are a few examples:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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How to teach your parents a lesson

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Bear sighting re-enactment

"This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real."


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Photoshop?

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The Lulz'

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I Love You, Jean Claude

Runner-up short film at the Fantastic Fest 2008.

Papercraft Keyboard Cat

Make your own Keyboard Cat. It plays the little piano when you crank the handle.

Link (w/ instructional video)

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A small history of 'shops

Apparently, they had fake pictures ever since the beginning of time, I mean... photography. Here's one with Mao (right) who had Po Ku (left) replaced with a door after he fell out of favor.


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When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Camouflaged toads wallpaper

Penis shark

Just another shark caught with a huge penis in his mouth, nothing out of the ordinary...


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The Crasher Squirrel pwnd

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Linux baby rocker

Pure nerdly ingenuity.


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Movie posters from Ghana

Check out Roger Moore:

In the 1980s video cassette technology made it possible for “mobile cinema” operators in Ghana to travel from town to town and village to village creating temporary cinemas. The touring film group would create a theatre by hooking up a TV and VCR onto a portable generator and playing the films for the people to see.

In order to promote these showings, artists were hired to paint large posters of the films (usually on used canvas flour sacks). The artists were given the artistic freedom to paint the posters as they desired - often adding elements that weren’t in the actual films, or without even having seen the movies. When the posters were finished they were rolled up and taken on the road (note the heavy damages). The “mobile cinema” began to decline in the mid-nineties due to greater availability of television and video; as a result the painted film posters were substituted for less interesting/artistic posters produced on photocopied paper.

More - Film Poster Paintings from Ghana (via)

Humans on display

A New Species at Bristol Zoo

The good old glue on the toilet seat prank

At the mall. Outrage after man glued to public toilet:

Authorities in far north Queensland are outraged after a "sick joke" forced the humiliating rescue of a man who became stuck to the seat of a shopping centre toilet.

Ambulance officers were called about 10.30am (AEST) on Saturday to rescue the man after he sat on toilet seat which had been smeared with a fast-acting adhesive.

He was forced to undergo the humiliation of leaving the Cairns Central shopping centre with the seat still attached to his behind, in full view of a busy crowd of Saturday morning shoppers.

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Father of the day

Becuz the only thing higher than you is your daughter

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Butt drugs

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I'll keep watch Mama

Rather odd activity spotted at Waterton's Red Rock Canyon parking lot. Bighorn sheep lamb appears to be on the alert for the van's owner while Mama checks out it's rear end. The very courteous Ranger said this is actually a real nuisance: the sheep lick the chemicals off the outsides of the catalytic converters, particularly looking for any salts. (Link)

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Flip flop trouble

A rebel flip flop that just doesn't want to co-operate.


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Signs of Chuck Norris

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USS Enterprise dog

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100 years of visual effects in movies

The evolution of special effects seen in the movies:

1900 - The Enchanted Drawing, 1903 - The Great Train Robbery,1923 - The Ten Commandments (Silent), 1927 - Sunrise, 1933 - King Kong, 1939 - The Wizard of Oz, 1940 - The Thief of Bagdad, 1954 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, 1956 - Forbidden Planet, 1963 - Jason and the Argonauts, 1964 - Mary Poppins, 1977 - Star Wars, 1982 - Tron, 1985 - Back to the Future, 1988 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1989 - The Abyss, 1991 - Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1992 - The Young Indiana Jones, Chronicles, 1993 - Jurassic Park, 2004 - Spider-Man 2, 2005 - King Kong, 2006 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, 2007 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007 - The Golden Compass, 2008 - The Spiderwick Chronicles, 2008 - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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How much do you need to work for a Big Mac

Around the world.


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Seeking brain surgeon on Craigslist

ASAP.

Need a Brain Surgery Intern ASAP! I have just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and the doctor says that I only have 3 months to live unless I have brain surgery. This is an unpaid operation, but you will receive credit and snacks while you are operating. This is a good way to build up your resume by networking with others who need free surgery. If you do a good job, and I live, this may lead to future PAID surgeries!
If you have your own surgery tools and anesthesia, that is a plus and you move to the front of the line.
Please respond with a link to all of the operations that you have performed, transcripts from the universities that you attended, and a copy of your MCAT scores.
Please only respond if you are SERIOUS. You must be a team player and have your own car.

Here's the link.

Movie monster size comparison chart

That's:

A. Chucky (Child's Play)
B. Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz)
C. Tyranosaurus Rex
D. King Kong
E. Rancor (Star Wars VI - The Return of the Jedi)
F. Megatron (Transformers)
G. The 500 Foot Woman (Attack of the 500 Foot Woman, Monsters vs. Aliens)
H. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Ghost Busters)
I. Tripod (War of the Worlds)
J. Godzilla
K. Clover (Cloverfield)

Tee available.

Asian domestic violence

The cutest thing I've seen all day.


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The greatest party ingredient ever

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This just in

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Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

WTF video of the day:


The Youtube description says it all:

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road

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The Gay Bomb

If they had actually used the The Gay Bomb, it would have been one hell of a weapon.

The "Halitosis bomb" and "Gay bomb" are informal names for two theoretical non-lethal chemical weapons, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing, which involved discharging female sex pheromones over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other. The U.N. regards the 'gay bomb' as both an illegal and degrading weapon. (Wikipedia)

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Driver's licence picture of the day

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Spend eternity next to Marilyn Monroe

Some lucky guy will do that for only $4.6 million. On eBay:


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Table hip hop beats

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Single-handedly saving the whales

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Useless sign

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Ben Stiller and Mickey Rooney about Twitter

Friends of mine have asked me about Twitter, what it is and how it works and I could never really give them a conclusive answer. Maybe this conversation about it between Ben Stiller, who tweets, and a 90 year-old Mickey Rooney will help.


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Crossword clue

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Soulja Boy's fans

I wish I was only half as cool as Soulja Boy.

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If The Internet Named Movies

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The perfect camouflage

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Tee of the day

Available here (via)

What happens when you microwave fire?

Don't try this at home.


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Monkey pirate attack

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Philosoraptor Quotes

The Philosoraptor is apparently a creature of pure wisdom. Just like Socrates, or Descartes, it sinks deep into the fountain of knowledge, and blurts out wise things. Here's one about Rule 34:


Here are 9 of the wisest Philosoraptor quotes (via)

Transformers Bumblebee costume

The guy actually transforms into a Camaro.


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What's going on after a one-night stand

More - here

Hedline of the day

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Tracy's love note to Michael

On Facebook.


Looms like 4chan hacked her account

Just another ordinary Japanese family

From the Japanese TV show Tokyo Breakfast. Watch only if not offended by the n-word.


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That's one hell of a miss

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Crazy pedestrian traffic in Japan

Shibuya Crossing, Tokyo.


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Zombie fish Jesus tattoo of the day

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Meet Darren

Don't we all...

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Learn how to disco

Dancing lessons from Finland.


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Firefox plugin

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Armless guy swims faster than the other normal guys

I call shopped!

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Estimation

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Pink Floyd members talk about making Money

As in the song. But not only...

It's a Jeep thing

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Bear cub gets scared

In Russian.


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8-bit evolution of Michael Jackson

There's also the one with the Russian dolls.


More pixelated heroes - here

Reply fail

Don't worry Jason, I won't tell anyone.

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How to break into a car

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Meet Jesus

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Real-life Timon and Pumba

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Translation party: The answer is blowing in the wind...

I've tried "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?" and got "Move the person to call the method necessary?" but this is a lot funnier:



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3D phone book sculptures

Discarded phone books become artist's canvas as Jack Nicholson and Obama are turned into stunning 3D sculptures:

Sculptor Alex Queral, 51, from Philadelphia, has hand-crafted some of the world's most famous faces including President Obama, Jack Nicholson, Bob Dylan and Spartan Kirk Douglas.

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Alcoholic monkeys

In the Caribbean, Vervet Monkeys have developed a taste for alcohol and can regularly be spotted stealing cocktails from humans on the beach. Brilliant wildlife video from BBC animal show 'Weird Nature'.

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Worst mens fashion ideas that took off

Fashion is a progressive industry that changes with the wind and the tolerance of the people. Though women continually stretch the boundaries in the name of style, men’s fashion trends commonly remain in the safe zone – most of the time. Occasionally, however, men become courageous en masse, and the end results were typically disastrous. Below are notable trends that came and went (some stayed longer than others), and we’re all wiser for having learned from them.

The mesh shirt
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Elepants

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Nearly 90% of U.S. money has traces of cocaine

A study that tested paper money from 30 big cities in five countries—including the U.S., Brazil, Canada, China and Japan—found that big metropolitan areas in both Canada and the U.S. have an alarmingly high presence of cocaine on their currency, with traces of the narcotic on 85-90% of bills. Brazil, coming in just behind the North American nations, had contamination on 80% of paper money. On the other end of the spectrum, in China and Japan, cocaine was present on a much lower 12-20% of banknotes.

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Woman pregnant with 12 babies not so pregnant

Turns out she's just a troll. Woman 'Pregnant' With 12 Babies Exposed as Fraud:

The woman, who has not yet been named, reportedly told doctors in her hometown of Gafsa that she was due to give birth to duodecaplets later this month. She said she conceived the babies following fertility treatments, after suffering a number of miscarriages.

But an investigation by the Tunisian Health Ministry later revealed that she has "psychological problems and is unlikely even to be pregnant," the Telegraph reported.

"Our staff interviewed her at length, but even her pregnancy appears to be in her imagination," a government spokesman said. "She's claiming to be nine months pregnant with six boys and six girls, but there's absolutely nothing about her appearance which indicates this."

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Lost in translation: The first rule of Fight Club

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College shirt of the day

Andrew Wadsworth, the designer of this shirt, never went to college. He got rich seling them.

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Don't move!

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Cult movie family portraits

The Plainviews
You may also remember the Torrances. Here are a couple more.

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Straight Outta Compton

By Nina Gordon, a.k.a. crazy motherf*cka named Ice Cube.


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Face palm

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Here's your disk

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17-year-old girl knifes 30 men to death

Not all of them on the same occasion. She started when she was 15.

She even smiled as she reeled off her list of victims - which is feared to make her the world's most prolific teenage serial killer. She calmly bragged to police: "I don't have enough courage to hold a gun - but I can hold a knife.

"I am confessing because I promised I would do so before becoming 18 - to avoid upsetting my family."

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Plant that eats rats

It has been recently discovered and it's named Nepenthes attenboroughii, after nature expert Sir David Attenborough. The Mousetrap: The carnivorous plant that eats rodents for lunch:

Scientists have discovered a flesh-eating plant so large that it can swallow and devour rats whole. They are lured into its slipper-like mouth to drown or die of exhaustion before being slowly dissolved by digestive enzymes.

Natural history explorer Stewart McPherson, who runs Redfern Natural History Productions, discovered the plant during an expedition to Mount Victoria in the Philippines, with fellow botanists Alastair Robinson and Volker Heinrich.

The plants produce large 'pitchers' which are big, hollow, water-filled leaf structure. The plant then secrete nectar to attract insects and some rodents. The prey falls in and cannot escape back up the slippery, waxy interior of the trap.

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Stop feeding it!

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Top floor outdoor BBQ

Romania, fuck yeah!


Because no one likes that barbeque smell in the house.

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Three Keyboard Cat Moon t-shirt

Keyboard Cat/Three Wolf Moon mash-up - available here

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Walking the dog

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You better go catch it

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Drunk firebreather gets burned

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Here's a coital model

This crazy contraption is a "Coital Model," something used by condom manufacturers to determine when condoms break.

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Funny ads

They say these are all real:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never br