Blame It On The Voices

Fireball festival

2009-11-06T15:30:00.003+02:00

They are celebrating the eruprion of the San Salvador volcano by throwing burning rags at each other.

via

Jewelry store robbery fail

2009-11-06T10:00:00.006+02:00

CCTV proof that you shouldn't do a stick-up if you don't have any guns.

via

Question answered

2009-11-06T08:51:00.000+02:00

Link | via

Peter O'Toole doing the Spice Girls

2009-11-06T08:44:00.000+02:00

From the archives: British actor and beautiful speaker extraordinaire Peter O'Toole is reciting a small part from the Spice Girls super hit Wannabe. It sure beats Christopher Walken's performance.

Best of Craigslist: Hire a real thug

2009-11-06T08:17:00.005+02:00

HIRE A REAL THUG TO COUNSEL YOUR TROUBLED TEEN:

I SERVED 17 YEARS IN THE NEW JERSEY PRISON SYSTEM. I AM A REAL GENUINE THUG. I HOWEVER, TURNED MY LIFE AROUND AND I NOW OFFER MY SERVICES TO HELP TROUBLED TEENS. I CAN TELL ANY PARENT WITHIN 2 SESSIONS IF THEIR CHILD IS WORTH WHILE OR IF THEY WILL END UP IN PRISON. I DO NOT YELL OR SCREAM, I WILL SHOW THE TROUBLED TEEN THE REAL WORLD AND WHERE BAD BEHAVIOR WILL SEND YOU. TRUST ME, I AM GOOD AT THIS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE EXCEPT YOUR CHILD'S WELL BEING AND YOUR PIECE OF MIND.

Jesus keeps appearing on a truck window

2009-11-06T07:50:00.000+02:00

Did Jesus take the wheel? Jonesborough resident claims image of Jesus appears in truck window:

It was two weeks ago today that an image, resembling the face of Jesus, made its first appearance on the window. Stevens, who said he has a “bum shoulder,” was having friends from Rogersville help move some items. He entered his truck from the passenger’s side to put his drink inside the vehicle. He said when he went around the truck to the driver’s side, the image was there. Initially, Stevens said he figured the image would go away and that would be the end of it.

But since it first showed up, a morning dew has led to the appearance of the image. Later in the day, when the dew from the morning evaporates, Stevens said the image goes with it. However, when the dew returns the next morning so does the image on the window. Even rolling the window up and down has not stopped it from reappearing.

Do you believe now?

via

How to pass the test

2009-11-06T07:43:00.000+02:00

via

Three Woolf Moon t-shirt

2009-11-06T07:37:00.001+02:00

via

Dog gets head stuck in wall

2009-11-06T07:21:00.000+02:00

Dial Canine-nine-nine: Dog is rescued by firefighters after trapping head in brick wall:

Staffordshire terrier Daisy became trapped for over an hour after she poked her head into a six-inch-round hole in the wall of the utility room at her owners' home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire.

As she peered into the wall cavity her head became stuck fast, leaving her body in the utility room.

As she struggled to escape her head swelled, and it became impossible for her owners to pull her free, forcing them to call firefighters to the scene.

Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sex

2009-11-06T06:19:00.000+02:00

A woman called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com.

Link

Pictures of people with bum chins

2009-11-06T05:58:00.001+02:00

A bum chin, or cleft chin is a dimple on the chin. It is a Y-shaped fissure on the chin with an underlying bony peculiarity. The chin fissure follows the fissure in the lower jaw bone resulted from the incomplete fusion of the left and right halves of the jaw during the embryonal and fetal development.

More

Pissed off gamer

2009-11-06T05:48:00.000+02:00

via

I can haz Swine Flu?

2009-11-06T05:09:00.002+02:00

Is it gonna wipe us ALL out? A Cat Comes Down with H1N1:

On Wednesday, the Iowa Department of Public Health reported the first confirmed case of H1N1 in a house pet, a 13-year-old domestic shorthaired cat. The animal likely contracted the virus from its owners, veterinarians say, since two of the three family members living in the cat's household had recently suffered from influenza-like illness. Late last week, when the cat came down with flu-like symptoms — malaise, loss of appetite — its owners brought it to Iowa State University College of Veterinary Medicine for treatment. The family mentioned to the vet that they had also recently battled illness, which led to testing the pet for H1N1.

via

Kanye X-ray

2009-11-06T04:35:00.000+02:00

via

What really happened

2009-11-06T04:21:00.000+02:00

Link | via

Man shows up at his own funeral

2009-11-06T04:05:00.000+02:00

Man shows up at own funeral on Brazilian holiday honouring the dead:

A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.

What family members didn't know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning.

Elk calf playing in puddle

2009-11-06T03:55:00.000+02:00

via

Dirty names

2009-11-06T03:45:00.000+02:00

From DirtySounding.com - A List of Peoples' Names That Are Dirty Sounding:

Alotta Bush
Ben Dover
Dick N. Butts
Dixie Normous
Fonda Cox
Eaton Beaver
Giv M. Head
Harry Balls
Hugh Jorgan
Jack Schitt
Justin Yermouth
Master Bates
Moe Lester
Neil Down
Oliver Bush
Rolinda Joint
Sarah Tonin
Sawyer Crack
Seymour Butts
Willie Layer

Home-made amusement park ride

2009-11-06T03:21:00.000+02:00

via

Baguette dropped from a bird's beak shuts down the Hardron Collider

2009-11-06T02:28:00.000+02:00

It's the hand of God, I tell you. He doesn't want it working. Large Hadron Collider scuttled by birdy baguette-bomber:

A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher's subterranean 27-km supercooled magnetic doughnut.

According to scientists at the project, had the LHC been operational - it is scheduled to recommence beaming later this month - the snag would have caused it to fail safe and shut down automatically. This would put the mighty machine out of action for a few days while it was restarted, but there would be no repeat of the catastrophic damage suffered last September. On that occasion, an electrical connection in the circuit itself failed violently, causing a massive liquid-helium leak and knock-on damage along hundreds of metres of magnets.

Origami for beginners

2009-11-06T01:28:00.000+02:00

Bizarro | via

Having deer for breakfast

2009-11-05T09:04:00.003+02:00

via

Light switch accessibility

2009-11-05T09:00:00.000+02:00

via

Goal celebration creativity

2009-11-05T08:59:00.000+02:00

via

One-word-a-day blog of the day

2009-11-05T08:53:00.002+02:00

My First Dictionary is the kind of blog that teaches you a new word every day. Here's an example:

via