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I SERVED 17 YEARS IN THE NEW JERSEY PRISON SYSTEM. I AM A REAL GENUINE THUG. I HOWEVER, TURNED MY LIFE AROUND AND I NOW OFFER MY SERVICES TO HELP TROUBLED TEENS. I CAN TELL ANY PARENT WITHIN 2 SESSIONS IF THEIR CHILD IS WORTH WHILE OR IF THEY WILL END UP IN PRISON. I DO NOT YELL OR SCREAM, I WILL SHOW THE TROUBLED TEEN THE REAL WORLD AND WHERE BAD BEHAVIOR WILL SEND YOU. TRUST ME, I AM GOOD AT THIS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE EXCEPT YOUR CHILD'S WELL BEING AND YOUR PIECE OF MIND.

It was two weeks ago today that an image, resembling the face of Jesus, made its first appearance on the window. Stevens, who said he has a “bum shoulder,” was having friends from Rogersville help move some items. He entered his truck from the passenger’s side to put his drink inside the vehicle. He said when he went around the truck to the driver’s side, the image was there. Initially, Stevens said he figured the image would go away and that would be the end of it.Do you believe now?
But since it first showed up, a morning dew has led to the appearance of the image. Later in the day, when the dew from the morning evaporates, Stevens said the image goes with it. However, when the dew returns the next morning so does the image on the window. Even rolling the window up and down has not stopped it from reappearing.

Staffordshire terrier Daisy became trapped for over an hour after she poked her head into a six-inch-round hole in the wall of the utility room at her owners' home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire.
As she peered into the wall cavity her head became stuck fast, leaving her body in the utility room.
As she struggled to escape her head swelled, and it became impossible for her owners to pull her free, forcing them to call firefighters to the scene.
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A woman called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.Link
The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com.

A bum chin, or cleft chin is a dimple on the chin. It is a Y-shaped fissure on the chin with an underlying bony peculiarity. The chin fissure follows the fissure in the lower jaw bone resulted from the incomplete fusion of the left and right halves of the jaw during the embryonal and fetal development.More
On Wednesday, the Iowa Department of Public Health reported the first confirmed case of H1N1 in a house pet, a 13-year-old domestic shorthaired cat. The animal likely contracted the virus from its owners, veterinarians say, since two of the three family members living in the cat's household had recently suffered from influenza-like illness. Late last week, when the cat came down with flu-like symptoms — malaise, loss of appetite — its owners brought it to Iowa State University College of Veterinary Medicine for treatment. The family mentioned to the vet that they had also recently battled illness, which led to testing the pet for H1N1.

A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.
Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.
What family members didn't know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning.
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A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher's subterranean 27-km supercooled magnetic doughnut.
According to scientists at the project, had the LHC been operational - it is scheduled to recommence beaming later this month - the snag would have caused it to fail safe and shut down automatically. This would put the mighty machine out of action for a few days while it was restarted, but there would be no repeat of the catastrophic damage suffered last September. On that occasion, an electrical connection in the circuit itself failed violently, causing a massive liquid-helium leak and knock-on damage along hundreds of metres of magnets.