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Jurrasic Cats

We Are Camera Studio edits the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park and replaces the velociraptors with two cats.


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Redditor's "Russian wife" creates funny names for things

Redditor UniverseProjects posted the above image captioned My Russian wife was trying to say "tape measure" yesterday. A chain of other mistranslations for common things followed in the comments.




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How to pick a lock with hairpins

In case you thought that picking a lock with hairpins, like they so casually do in the movies, was impossible (or really hard), you were wrong, and YouTube user NightHawkInLight is here to explain to you how to do it, by using a transparent practice lock.

Lock picking is as old as locks themselves, and is enjoyed as a hobby and practical skill worldwide. While it has been tainted in many people's minds as something only done by criminals, it is in fact a skill that could very well save your life if kidnapped, as well as saving hundreds of dollars in locksmithing costs to open things for which the key has been lost. Criminals and thieves are far more likely to break a window and in other ways use force to open things rather than trouble with the delicate, and many times lengthy method of picking.

In case you're interested in learning how to do it, here's a transparent practice lock, as the one seen in the video, you can purchase online.

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Land mammals, by weight

Randall Munroe of xkcd visualizes the data from the data from Vaclav Smil's book The Earth's Biosphere: Evolution, Dynamics, and Change.


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Multi-tool iPhone case

Multi Tool Utility Case for iPhone 5/5S, from IN1

The IN1 case is a rugged but beautifully designed multi-tool/phone case perfect for people on the go. It has a variety of tools that you can use in a variety of ways. These tools are aimed to be helpful with everyday tasks. So whilst the IN1 case won't assist you in removing and rebuilding a gearbox from a 1985 GMC Pacer or help you slay, skin and cook a wildebeest, they will help with day to day tasks such as writing notes and cutting open packages. Also by leaving the Cross Bow and Bowie Knife attachment off the in1 case it has allowed us to make it fully TSA Compliant. Yes! That's right the IN1 case is also TSA compliant! Which means that you can plan a trip with your new lover without being scared of holding up the queue explaining that it isn’t a weapon, it is actually just a phone case (they might still be interested in its fantastic design though).

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"The Simpsons" couch gag by Sylvain Chomet

Oscar-nominated French animator Sylvain Chomet (known for The Triplets of Belleville and The Illusionist) is the latest guest to create a simpsons couch gag.


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Colonoscopy prank

To help promote Colon Cancer Awareness Month, Youtube prankster Jack Vale surprises colonoscopy screening patients after waking up from anesthesia, by showing them the things they found in their butts.


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John Green explains the crisis in Ukraine

Writer John Green of the Vlogbrothers (also responsible for usually hosting Mental Floss' List Show) discusses the crisis in Ukraine, and how the influence of Russia and Europe have shaped Ukrainian politics for centuries.


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