Barbeque juggling makes a victim

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Be a nurse

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Motivational Poster: Giant Spiders

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Good boy, bad boy

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Paris vs. Lindsay - attention whoring

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The Human Male Brain Chart

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$200 Bill

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Growing up in the ghetto

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

kids with guns

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Darth Vader art

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Detour

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

traffic jam

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Hot sun

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

tigers under plane

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Shot in the head by biscuits

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How to cross network cable wires

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Just connect the colors and try not to be distracted
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Oh my god! There's an axe in my head

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

You know how there are things that you may never need to say but, if the situation should arise, it would be very useful to know how to say in as many languages as you can? Well, here's one of those things:


English: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Bosnian: boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina
haubida
Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga
arimasu.
Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet!
Spanish: Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!

Romanian: Dumnezeule! Am un topor in cap!
Middle Egyptian: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Greek: hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Klingon: ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Welsh: A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Irish: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!
Hebrew: Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!
Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!


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Uncle Sam Wants You!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

join the army

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Funny CAPTCHA

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Gay John Travolta

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Beautiful Courtney Love

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Train ride

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Don't get on the plane to Newark

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

snakes on a plane to newark

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Spending the money

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Vintage Mentos ad

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

eintsein mentos

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Upskirt in the office

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Parrot nose picking

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Mantis sex

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Pool faint

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Backflips

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Motivational Poster: Denial

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Odd picture

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At least one of the people in this family is a freak...


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Dumb celebrity quotes

Monday, October 29, 2007

«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.», Brooke Shields

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?», Christina Aguilera

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.», Kylie Bax, Model

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.», Britney Spears

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.», Paris Hilton

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman», Arnold Schwarzenegger

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.», Mariah Carey

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.», Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.», George Bush

«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.», Linda Evangelista

«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.», Sylvestor Stallone

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?», George W. Bush

«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.», Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.», Britney Spears

«They misunderestimated me.», George W. Bush


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Marrying The Invisible Man

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Policeman's private parts

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Free mammogram

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Zombie cassified ads

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The Human Torch

Monday, October 29, 2007

Halloween is coming up. Here's a costume you might want to try


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Playfoot

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Alzheimers

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Connect One

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What's wrong with this picture?

Friday, October 26, 2007



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Chest wig

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Father of the Year

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Privacy bubble

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Anti theft device

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Inspiring book

Friday, October 26, 2007

how to pose like this

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Why You Should Never Order Custom Cakes from Walmart

Thursday, October 25, 2007



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Don't mess with slow old ladies

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Excavator ingenuity

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Terrorists' parents

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Wisdom of the 6-year-old

Thursday, October 25, 2007

A first-grade teacher asked each of the kids in her class to finish a well-known proverb. Here are the results:

1. Don't change horses......................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the...................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.....................termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but......................how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.............................looks dirty.
7. No news is....................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a..................................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new....................math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll............stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust........................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the..........................pigs.
13. An idle mind is...........................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's............................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is.......................................not much.
17. Two's company, three's.............................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.........................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed..................get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.................get out of the way.
25. Better late than........................................pregnant.


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Google Earth zoom

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Jean-Claude playing Counter Strike

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Motivational Poster: True love

Thursday, October 25, 2007



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Transgender Barbie

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Handle bars

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Turtle rape

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Smart-ass bumpersticker

Wednesday, October 24, 2007



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Inappropriate frisking

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

nun getting frisked
Next - strip search

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Deep diver

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Parking

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