Vacation!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I'll be away from the internet for about a week, maybe two, so there won't be very much posting.

Feel free to entertain yourself with the links in the linklist.

Laughing in the name of the Lord

Friday, July 10, 2009


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Obama checking it out

Friday, July 10, 2009


U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy, July 9, 2009.

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T-shirt concept of the day

Friday, July 10, 2009

Dude, wolf shirts are totally lame

High security

Friday, July 10, 2009


Because people have been known to hide stuff in their asses.

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Awesome Beat It guitar solo

Friday, July 10, 2009


John Denner, even though he's never had his right arm, is doing the guitar solo from Michael Jackson's Beat It. It sounds better than the original.
What you can know is that 1) John doesn't read music. 2) He had to invent a makeshift picking device before he could even attempt the guitar. And 3) He honed his skills by learning to play Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" by ear.

Noodles

Friday, July 10, 2009

Phat Phuc noodles

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Jay Leno owned

Friday, July 10, 2009

JAy Leno at the races

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Amazing indoor soccer goal

Friday, July 10, 2009

Falcao scores a brilliant header in the Brazil Romanis futsal game (final score 12:0). The coolest goal I have ever seen.


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Guess who!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Lady Gaga's mask in Malta

Lady Gaga Explains Odd Mask She Wore In Malta:
"It's not just a mask, it's a contemporary art piece," Gaga told reporters in Malta, adding that it was made by a designer friend of hers.

It seems, though, that the inspiration for the mask came from her current fashion obsession. "I love all designers. I appreciate a life devoted to fashion," she said. "Right now, I'm having a very strong obsession mostly with clothing found in sex shops. I would venture to say that all that clothing was designed by gay men."

Big Lebowski art print

Friday, July 10, 2009


Available here (via)

Business hours

Thursday, July 9, 2009

When we're open

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Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Interview on Letterman as himself. Not Bruno, not Borat, not Ali G. I've never seen this guy before.

Time travel: is it possible?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

It is. Look:

Twitter time-travel

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Obama's Blackberry

Thursday, July 9, 2009


Real book on Amazon.
Now, for the first time, We The People are privy to our new leader's epistolary back-and-forths on his wily hand-held device. We're about to discover that his emails (and the replies, from his wife and daughters, Biden, Palen, Rush, Hannity, the new first puppy, and even Bush) are so tuned in to the language of electronic correspondence they come hilariously close to the brink of legibility.

This giftable, imagined glimpse into Obama's beloved Blackberry traverses the mundane and momentous contours of the Commander in Chief's life, from security briefings to spam, basketball practice to domestic bliss, and the panic of oops-I-hit-reply-all, to, of course, the trauma of dealing with the First Mother In Law.
Take a peek inside

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Customer feedback

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Motivational poster: Customer feedback

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Only in Russia

Thursday, July 9, 2009

One happy family.

Russian family

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Michael Jackson tattoos

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Michael Jackson tattoo

A collection of tattoos with the King of Pop - 16 Bad Michael Jackson Tattoos

Michael Jackson and no. 7

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Here are some facts:
  • Michael Jackson signed his will on 7/7/02.
  • Michael Jackson's memorial was on 7/7/09 ... exactly 7 years after the will was signed.
  • Michael Jackson's two biggest hits "Black & White" and "Billie Jean" were each #1 for 7 weeks.
  • Michael Jackson's three biggest albums "Thriller," "Bad" and "Dangerous" each produced 7 top 40 hits.
  • Michael Jackson was the 7th of 9 children.
  • Michael Jackson was born in 1958 ... 19 + 58 = 77
  • Michael Jackson died on the 25th ... 2 + 5 = 7
  • Michael Jackson has 7 letters in his first and last name.
And there's more...

Most lethal animals

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Most lethal animals

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Irish ducks

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Two irish ducks crossing the road. The one at the back goes " Quack, quack". The other one turns round and says, " Fer facks sake, I'm going as quack as I can."

Thanks Laci

2012: It's a disaster

Thursday, July 9, 2009

2012 movie trailer.

Gamer watercooler

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Health/Mana watercooler

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Rice Napoleon

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Napoleon Crossing the Alps - rice paddy crop art

More rice paddy crop art from Japan. (via)

Did you know?

Thursday, July 9, 2009


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Saving Private Remi

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Remi Gaillard is doing Operation Overlord all by himself.


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5 naked photos of my mum reloaded

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


The auction 5 naked photos of my mum was kind of a joke at first, but then it turned into something serious. Mum wants her cut this time. A son, a mum and the saucy Trade Me images:
Most people would shudder at the thought of seeing photos of their mother in lacy underwear and suspenders.

Not Auckland student Michael - who twice tried to auction such saucy shots on Trade Me.

The first time was to annoy his mother Jennifer after an argument.

Her instruction to clear out the garage and sell unwanted items on Trade Me backfired when Michael started an auction titled "5 naked photos of my mum".

It was removed by Trade Me the day after, but the 18-year-old posted a second series of "glamour photos" last Sunday - with Jennifer's approval.

Cat wants attention

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


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Michael dancing in the car

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Michael Jackson, away from a crowd of screaming fans or paparazzi, having fun with his friend Brett Ratner, getting down to R. Kelly. I think it's from 2003, or something.


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Amazon movies best sellers

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Here's the top 5:


These are the best sellers in the movies category, not music.

Billy Bob decals

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Apply this to your car door and never have problems with other drivers again.


Get it here (via)

World's strongest vagina

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
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Update: Video

Headline of the day

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Massive blow jobs for Bellmulet

I'm moving to Bellmulet< ireland.

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Michael Jackson's ghost explained

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

It wasn't his ghost...

Follow my husband

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


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Spanking the cat

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


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Toy soldier costume

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


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No more guidos in Mexico

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


Onion Mexican TV News: Mexico wants to build a border wall to keep out the Americanos assholes.

Thanks Funkie-Junkie

Pet shop of the day

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Pussies and bitches

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How not to jump in a pool

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Here's what you do if you want to break your teeth.


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Michael Jackson hot sauce

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Jacko Juice

They sell everything Michael now.

Jacko juice

Mythbusters flowchart

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Mythbusters flowchart

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In Brazil, railway employees whip their passagers

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

It gets things working.


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Graphic ad on Craigslist

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


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Do I resemble Camilla?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Here's a smart one from the Imdb message boards:


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The most dangerous game

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


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Michael Jackson’s Home Arcade Panorama

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

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A virtual tour of the arcade section of the "The Collection of the King of Pop" - the Michael Jackson exhibition held in aprin 2009.

Click here to visit.

What's wrong with this picture

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Barbie Guerra

That's right

Am I coming or going?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


Ad on the back of a bus in The Netherlands.

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Motorcycle safety warning

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


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Please leash your children

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

People are ating children in this area

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Bottle opening fail

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Racist prices

Monday, July 6, 2009


I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where their toys will not be priced by the color of their skin, but by the content of their caricature.

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Goat caught vandalizing

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Michael Jackson's ghost on CNN

Monday, July 6, 2009

Apparently, Michael is still moonwalking at Neverland. His ghost has been caught on camera during a Larry King interview.

Cat chilling on a bed

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Gay police

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Horatio Caine owned

Monday, July 6, 2009

I can't find my glasses

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Honeydew bubble tea

Monday, July 6, 2009

The joy of sucking on balls

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Alligator chasing RC boat

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Happy Independent's Day

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Anti douchebag collar clips

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Woman injures herself attempting to perom plastic surgery on her own face

Monday, July 6, 2009


East Bay Woman Injured After Attempting Plastic Surgery On Own Face:
An East Bay woman was recovering Wednesday following corrective surgery after she attempted to perform plastic surgery on her own face. Her doctor said the tough economy and the easy availability of supplies online has caused an uptick in the potentially disfiguring practice.

The woman, who asked that we not reveal her name is 54, a mother of three, with a career in the public eye. She said that after a visit to a plastic surgeon, she went online and bought a vial of liquid silicone for ten dollars, then injected it into her lips and cheek four weeks ago.

“Insane. I can't believe I did what I did,” she said. “I thought I was going to be happy with the results, then the next day, my face became very inflamed, very red, swollen.”
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80s collage

Monday, July 6, 2009

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Renaissance Michael Jackson

Monday, July 6, 2009


More Modern Renaissance from worth1000

Genuine faux leather

Monday, July 6, 2009

Gebuine faux leather

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Sentenced to death

Monday, July 6, 2009


After killing her trainer in a city parade in Erwin, Tennessee, 1916, the elephant Mary was sentence and hanged in front of an audience of 2500 people.

Ove Kvavik - The Hanging of Mary

Ted Danson Reads from the Book of Creeps

Monday, July 6, 2009

How to be a douche, by Ted Danson.


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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Monday, July 6, 2009

Guinness with cereals

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Reading on the throne

Monday, July 6, 2009


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Horse scares girl

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Here's a horse that's just trying to be funny during an interview.


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Bagelheads

Sunday, July 5, 2009


Big bagels on your forehead. Apparently, it's huge in Japan.
This look can be achieved with the use of a “Saline Solution Drip”, which is injected at your local piercing/tattoo shop by a specialized piercer (Body piercing is the practice of puncturing or cutting a part of the human body). This Saline Solution Drip injection causes a huge swelling, which later on can be pressed and molded into the form of your choosing. Japanese chose the rational form of a bagel naturally.

Dungeon Dad is banned from Facebook

Sunday, July 5, 2009


Josef Fritzl is not allowed on Facebook. Probably because he was doing it wrong. It's clearly a violation of their terms.

Syncronized Do Not Want

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Syncronized Do Not Want!

Only one of them approves.

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