Vacationing in Spain

Friday, July 20, 2007

Lucky kids

Friday, July 20, 2007



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Tiny horse

Friday, July 20, 2007


No photoshop

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Seahorse

Friday, July 20, 2007



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Virtual dog walking

Friday, July 20, 2007



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Mohammed for children

Friday, July 20, 2007



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Armed and extremely... educated

Thursday, July 19, 2007



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Karate ad

Thursday, July 19, 2007

An oldie but a goodie


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Teaching sex to little children

Thursday, July 19, 2007



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National Lampoon's USSR olympic league

Thursday, July 19, 2007



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Math exercices can be a real bitch

Thursday, July 19, 2007



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Jesus on Family Guy

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Bye, Bye Bono

Thursday, July 19, 2007


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Landing problem

Thursday, July 19, 2007



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The revenge of the deer

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Do you like black people?

Thursday, July 19, 2007



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Timetravelling

Thursday, July 19, 2007



Question: One
Answer : How many time-travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Attention, children!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


Thank God they're slow

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Dangerous crowd at the match

Wednesday, July 18, 2007



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Muslim ravers

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


Digg!

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Ballhead

Wednesday, July 18, 2007



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Failed dishwashing experiment

Wednesday, July 18, 2007



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Nasty advertising

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Club 18 - 30 campaign ads






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Rubic puzzle

Wednesday, July 18, 2007



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Women - truths

Wednesday, July 18, 2007



How many men does it take to open a beer?
None - It should be opened by the time she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was ' Always'
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Zealous bellboy

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Some people take their job to serious

Digg!

An Arab at US embassy for visa

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Consul : "What is your name?"
Arab : "Abdul Aziz"
Consul : "Sex?"
Arab : "Oh, yes, about ten times a week".
Consul : "No, no, I mean male or female."
Arab : "Male and female and sometimes even camels."
Consul : "Holy cow!"
Arab : "Yes... cows....and dogs too!!"
Consul : "Man... isn't it hostile?"
Arab : "Horse style, dog style, any style."
Consul : "Oh... dear."
Arab : "Deer? No, not deer, they run too fast."

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House of Wax

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Madam Tussauds, New York:



Pretty freaky

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Meet Olivia, from San Antonio

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


Keywords: catwoman, gatorade, hot, pussy

Smile for the camera

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Terrorist with a sense of humor

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Street fighter

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Two guys get beaten up out of nowhere

Bling Bling

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

50 cent, in yo' face!


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Double outhouse

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Returning goods

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Tuesday, July 17, 2007




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Witty quotes

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



# Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

# The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

# House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

# Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

# It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.

# War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

# I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

# If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

# Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


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Opponent's tooth buried in rugby player's head for 15 weeks

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



Rugby league prop Ben Czislowski ran around for 15 weeks without knowing an opponent's tooth was buried in his forehead.

Ben Czislowski had a clash of heads with Tweed Heads forward Matt Austin during a Queensland Cup game on April 1.

He had the wound stitched up but was wondering why he felt lethargic, had an eye infection and had shooting pains in his head ever since.

"I've got the tooth at home, sitting on the bedside table," he said.

"If he (Austin) wants it back he can have it. I'm keeping it at the moment as proof that it actually happened."

For those who don't know what rugby is-- it's like football, only without the helmet. You see, that's why they wear helmets...

Read full article here

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The evil cousin

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Spilled paint

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Pan flute made out of tampons

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



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Dangerous skating

Monday, July 16, 2007



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Accident

Monday, July 16, 2007



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Motivational Poster: Emo

Monday, July 16, 2007


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Don't mess with bulls

Monday, July 16, 2007


That musta hurt...

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Funky otter shakin' the moneymaker

Monday, July 16, 2007


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Are you my daddy?

Monday, July 16, 2007


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Sad director

Monday, July 16, 2007


Maybe the French got to him...

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Don't sleep and drive

Monday, July 16, 2007

Tubthumping

Monday, July 16, 2007

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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Nasty Italians

Monday, July 16, 2007

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."

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Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with Enzo the barber: "Again-ah with the Edward Scissorhands-uh... How's-ah he supposed ta use-uh the bathroom-uh?!!!"

Tale of interracial love

Sunday, July 15, 2007


Owen, the baby hippo that survived the 2004 Tsunami, and Mzee, the 130-year-old adoptive tortoise live together at the Haller Park preserve in Mombasa, Kenya.

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Windows Building

Sunday, July 15, 2007


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The Joker's boner

Sunday, July 15, 2007


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