Witty quotes

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

# Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

# The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

# House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

# Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

# It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.

# War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

# I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

# If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

# Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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1 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

Men are toilets, either they are taken or full of crap

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