One in a million mini golf shot

Friday, May 29, 2009


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Beat up with a swan

Friday, May 29, 2009


Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim:
A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

4-inch alien found in Pakistan

Friday, May 29, 2009

A four inch Alien species appear to be a female turned up in Pakistan accidently. While repairing an old house, they found an Alien walking around.The children took it as an harmful animal & stoned it then the Alien fell down helpless & motionless. Then they put her in bottle after that they throw her on very hot bricks that's where she got the skin burns. This news spread like a wild fire, too many people came in flocks to see her ;out of concen of disturbance locals buried her in hole. People have demond an investigation & autopsy now.
So much for the 'we come in peace' policy...

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If you like tennis

Friday, May 29, 2009


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No violence in Asian schools

Friday, May 29, 2009

funny animated gif

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Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009

Friday, May 29, 2009

It happened this monday. They do this every year.


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Caption this

Friday, May 29, 2009

The 'Is my son gay' test

Friday, May 29, 2009


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Keyboard dog

Friday, May 29, 2009

He plays some pretty fine freestyle jazz.


Play him off keyboard cat!

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Facebook - doing it wrong

Friday, May 29, 2009

Faebook - You're doing it wrong

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100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

Friday, May 29, 2009


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Amateur tree cutting

Friday, May 29, 2009

Epic party

Friday, May 29, 2009


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The coolest parallel parking ever

Thursday, May 28, 2009


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I hope to God

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I hope to God that's Batman

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Birthday cake meltdown

Thursday, May 28, 2009


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Nascar school

Thursday, May 28, 2009

NASCAR Driving Education

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What do you do if you've got nothing to hump?

Thursday, May 28, 2009


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Woman blasts boyfriends penis

Thursday, May 28, 2009

With firecrackers:
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

The hottest thing right now: the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Thursday, May 28, 2009


Sales of the “Three Wolf Moon Shirt” are up 2300% after word got out that it was getting priceless customer reviews on Amazon. Hundreds of reviewers are vying to be the funniest. (via)

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Breakdancing couple

Thursday, May 28, 2009


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Insects! Yum!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

You have been officially pimped

Thursday, May 28, 2009


Spoilerfail.com

Crosswalk for drunk people

Thursday, May 28, 2009


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Guy gets electrocuted two times

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Warning: pretty graphic.


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I doubt he's signing that

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jack Nicholson giving an autograph

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Lego Simpsons intro

Thursday, May 28, 2009


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Farming tractor from India

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


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Wyoming werewolf

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


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Fireworks under ice

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


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Semen nutrition facts

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Useful info.

Semen nutrition facts

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Serbian church drug rehab beating

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

It's a huge scandal in Serbia right now. Apparently, a drug rehabilitation center run by the Serbian Orthodox Church has some very strict policies and methods, that include beating up addicts with shovels and such.


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Taxidermy of the day

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Leopard biting prey's eyes - Pretoria's Trasnval Museum of Natural history

Where's the meme?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ceiling cat

A collection of 22 meme background images without the object of the meme. How many of them can you name?

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Che Guevara buttons

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Che killed people, you trendy douchebag buttons

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Keyboard Cat: True Internet Story

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

What a video of a stupid cat playing the piano posted on the Internet can lead to.


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Mona Lisa firefighter smile

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


Russian Mona Lisa firefighter

Now they have their own Firefighter Mona Lisa (also known as La Gioconda) dressed into Russian army uniform depicted on the front of fire dept of Grodno city. She is surrounded by Russian firefighters and the look on her face gives out that she enjoys her new assignment. (Link)
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Cigarettes vs. fire sprinklers

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

CCTV footage from a Subway store.


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Cops on twitter

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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What color sofa would you like?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Nigger brown

Found one some furniture tags at a shop in Canada. Here's the explaination given by the (of course) Chinese company responsable for the translation of the tags:
A Chinese software company called Kingsoft Corp. acknowledged that the issue was created by a translator program it had written – one that would make the English speaking world understand what they were printing on their furniture’s labels.

Kingsoft apologized and indicated the “N” word was simply misspelled. It was supposed to be “Niger” coined after the river of the same name – which is dark brown in color.
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Can your pet do this?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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48 cylinder motorcycle

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

48 cylinder motorcycle

48 cylinder motorcycle engine:
It is a 48 cylinder, 4200cc engine made from s1/kh250 cylinders, by Simon Whitlock.

Each motor is basically 8 "s1 /KH250" cylinders bolted on to cut up standard casings, with a 8 cyl built up crank, in turn they are bolted to a housing, gear linked and driven thru a BMW road bike gearbox, as the bike is pretty long already it would be difficult to put a transverse drive thru a gearbox. It has taken almost three years of hard work and he has overcome some huge problems to get here.
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Hat switch

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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'Ants crawled out of neglected girl's mouth'

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Horrifying story. 'Ants crawled out of neglected girl's mouth':
A WOMAN accused of the starvation murder of her seven-year-old daughter allegedly did not try to resuscitate the child because ants were crawling from her mouth, a New South Wales jury has been told.

Siamese sheep

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Siamese sheep

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Break dancing robot

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


Although it was never made clear what an “Electric Boogaloo” is exactly, I’d assume it would look a bit like this fella.
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Dear Jimmy

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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Horror book on toilet paper

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan:
In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience - a horror story printed on toilet paper.

Each roll carries several copies of a new nine-chapter novella written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese author of the horror story "Ring," which has been made into movies in both Japan and Hollywood.

"Drop," set in a public restroom, takes up about three feet (90 centimeters) of a roll and can be read in just a few minutes, according to the manufacturer, Hayashi Paper.

Explosions and boobs

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

This site's got everything you need.

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Paris Hilton kissing her boyfriend

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Paris Hilton dog licking kiss at Cannes

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Internet for dummies by dummies

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

From the archives.


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Yaaaay!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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Mario vs. Donkey Kong

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mario vs. Donkey Kong

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Cyclist has a bad day

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Crossing the street

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Exercise fail

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Bad idea

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Me and my role model

Monday, May 25, 2009


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RIP Dick Butt

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Exercising dog

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Halloween cow costume

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Lords of the bling

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Pirate pick-up lines

Monday, May 25, 2009

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pirate pickup line is…

1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!
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Seven-legged calf

Monday, May 25, 2009


Seven-legged calf born

Spoonful of Cereal USB

Monday, May 25, 2009


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WTF tombstone

Monday, May 25, 2009


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Jet ski prank

Friday, May 22, 2009


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That must be delicious

Friday, May 22, 2009


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NES fan

Friday, May 22, 2009

NES controller scarification

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Minor setback

Friday, May 22, 2009

Romania, fuck yeah!

Building this bridge in Bucharest has come to a halt last week when the Chinese contractor company realized all of a sudden that the power lines were in the way.


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Man plays dad to ducklings

Friday, May 22, 2009


A man in Spokane, Washington played dad to a dozen day-old ducklings by rescuing them from a ledge near his office, and then leading the entire brood to water with their mother duck.

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Sheep with an afro

Friday, May 22, 2009


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Sperman

Friday, May 22, 2009

Sperman T-shirt

I wonder what his super powers are.

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Slow-motion tank rocket launch

Friday, May 22, 2009


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The trinity of personal computing

Friday, May 22, 2009

Linus Torvalds, Steve Jobs & Bill Gates stained glass

Smart Art Immortalizes Steve Jobs in Trinity of Computer Gods:
"The Trinity" is painted on plexiglass then back lit for a dramatic stained glass effect featuring Linus Torvalds credited with creating the Linux Kernel, Microsoftie Bill Gates who's forced to share his esteemed place with Steve Ballmer and finally the mega-deity Steve Jobs who's immortalized holding the beloved iPhone.

The Mac power button symbol inserted as a halo behind Steve Jobs' head is a classic touch that will please the most devout Apple faithful. The depiction of Ballmer as an angelic being is perfectly sarcastic though it could have been true comedy if he was painted more accurately as a big chubby cherub baby.

Noodling

Thursday, May 21, 2009

That's what the technique is called.


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Teenager caught driving drunk while breastfeeding baby

Thursday, May 21, 2009

This is wrong on so many levels. Drunken mother caught breastfeeding while DRIVING:
The teenager was so sloshed she could not provide a roadside breath test and was arrested at the scene in the Australian town of Alice Springs.

She was driving away from a bar when officers spotted her.

They were forced to brake suddenly to avoid a collision with the 19-year-old's estate car and saw her drive off with the baby attached to one breast.

They pursued her, pulling the woman over a short distance later. Officers discovered she was already disqualified from driving.

Jermaine Dupri's tattoo

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Jermaine Dupri's Janet Jackson tattoo

Yeap, thats Janet Jackson as The Virgin Mary.

Jermaine Dupri's Janet Jackson tattoo

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This is how they settle things in the Czech Republic

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Former Civic Democrat politician Miroslav Macek has apologized for slapping opposition MP David Rath at a medical conference in 2006 - the culmination of a spat between the two men after Mr Rath accused his opponent of marrying for money. The Prague High Court ordered Miroslav Macek to apologize for his actions as well as to pay a 100,000 crown fine.

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Kitten with eight legs and two tails

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Kitten with eight legs and two tails

Kitten with eight legs and two tails” by Walter Potter, collection of Bramber Museum (around 1871).

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TMNT nails

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles nail polish

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