Illustrated Stories From The Bible

Sunday, August 31, 2008


Illustrated Stories From The Bible, by Paul Farell, the kind of book every high school and college should have it in their library, puts into pictures some of the stories they somehow neglect to teach you in Sunday school.

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Artificially flavored Hannah Montana candy

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Election poll stats

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The extra 20 years

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Skater with his pants on fire

Sunday, August 31, 2008


Not the smartest skateboarding stunt pulled by not the smartest kids.

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Funny Google Maps caption

Sunday, August 31, 2008


Alicante Harbor, Spain.

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IPod fair warning

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Tropical storm wakeboarding

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Thanks to flooding caused by Tropical Storm Fay, Laine Kelly, 18, is able to skim along a flooded boulevard in Jensen Beach, Florida. [via]
Some people just know how yo bring out the best thing in Tropical Storm Fay.

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It's cold

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Signs of terrorism

Sunday, August 31, 2008


So everytime you see anyone taking pictures, using a computer, driving a van, talking on a cell phone or travels a lot, you'd better report them cause they're god damn terrorists.

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Saudi girls gettin' naughty for the camera

Sunday, August 31, 2008


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Michael Phelps - Sports Illustrated cover

Sunday, August 31, 2008


The now famous Sports Illustrated magazine cover featuring swimmer Michael Phelps and his 8 gold Olympic medals, which is now even available as a poster. (18x24")
The athlete has won the most gold medals of any Olympian ever – famously beating out swimmer Mark Spitz's record of seven gold medals at the 1972 Olympics in Munich.

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Snake charming festival in India

Thursday, August 28, 2008


In Bishnupure, India, every year in December a festival is being held, where people charm and play with their poisonous snakes.

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The charmers start playing an instrument and the serpents simply get hypnotised and start swaying out of their baskets. They never strike and the tamers often go as far as kissing the creatures on their heads. They start handling the snakes, playing with them and dare the audience to touch them. Of course nobody ever does. Would you?

The King Cobra, found in India is the largest venomous snake in the world. In a single bite it can inject enough venom to kill an elephant...














Partying

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WTF?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Arnold Sailormoonegger: "Because Washington Is Hollywood For Ugly People! Kahlifornia!"


Keep hitting enter. You will get freaked out eventually...

The Avenging Narwahl

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that's been called 'the unicorn of the sea' due to its long pointed tusk. While there's much debate about the true purpose of this appendage, the truth is finally revealed!
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That's it. I'm going to Hell!

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Submission Hot Sauce

Thursday, August 28, 2008

100% Pure Pain Formula - Habanero Peppers, Water, African Oleoresin, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Salt, Onion, Vegetable Oil, Acetic Acid, Garlic And Xanthan Gum. 5oz.
Must be really hot...

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Horny Pinscher

Thursday, August 28, 2008


This little dog keeps obsessively humping a piece of cloth on his owner's bed. I don't exactly know how this works and why it's doing that, considering the fact that it is a she.

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Road surprises

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Motivational poster: Opportunity

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O RRY?

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Cheap magazine on Amazon

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Bonus cat!

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Creative tombstone

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


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Energy all day

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


It's not one of those horror movie posters with an evil kid, it's and ad for "Sol Protonik" cocoa energy drink.

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Fun with Tech Support

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one.

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t so! sound good; I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn’t inserted it yet.
It’s still on my desk. Sorry.

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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello. I can’t print.

Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and …

Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates, damn it!

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it.

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Customer: I have problems printing in red.

Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah, thank you.

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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boy friend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah, that one does
work.

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in “apple”, a capital letter “V” as in “Victor”, the number “7″.

Customer: Is that “7″ in capital letters?

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Tech support: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That’s not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine .”

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And last but not least:

Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”

Customer: I don’t have a “P”.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: “P”, on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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Cows chasing a goat

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


What do cows do when they see a goat for the first time in their lives? They chase it away and they try to kill it. Like an angry mob.

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Only 38 mins from Petting to Fucking

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

According to Google Maps:


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Dog training gone wrong

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The chemical elements explained socially

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


If you weren't any good at chemistry in school, or if you skipped nearly every chemistry class in your senior year, like I did, watch this and you'll get the idea.

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Walking the ferret

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Hello Kitty bruise

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What do you do when you get a bruise on your arm? You get creative. You pick up a pen and connect the dots.

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It's an instant hit!

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