Dumb celebrity quotes

«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.», Brooke Shields

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?», Christina Aguilera

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.», Kylie Bax, Model

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.», Britney Spears

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.», Paris Hilton

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman», Arnold Schwarzenegger

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.», Mariah Carey

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.», Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.», George Bush

«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.», Linda Evangelista

«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.», Sylvestor Stallone

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?», George W. Bush

«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.», Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.», Britney Spears

«They misunderestimated me.», George W. Bush

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