Hamster in a wok

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Who needs a hamster wheel when you got a wok?


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Wild grandma

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Grandma is out of control

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Barstool driver DUI

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Headline of the day: Newark police cite man for driving drunk after crashing motorized barstool:
On March 4, Officer Michael Trotter, one of the two members of the traffic unit, responded to the 500 block of Kelley Lane in reference to assisting Newark Fire with a man who had suffered injuries from a crash.

Subsequent investigation revealed that the man had been operating the motorized barstool on Kelley Lane when he crashed it while trying to make a turn, the report states.

The man claimed the barstool could reach speeds of 38 mph on its five-horsepower engine but that he was traveling at about 20 mph when he crashed it at 5:40 p.m., according to Trotter’s report.

He allegedly admitted to drinking about 15 beers during an interview with Trotter at the hospital, where he was transported after the crash.
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2-year-old girl about Islam

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

If you know little about Islam, this little girl will teach you.


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Funny moments in sports

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Golfer s

You've seen this kind of pictures around. The kind that look like the athletes are engaged in something else than sports. A big collection of sports porno - Sporno (via)

Kitten

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Cute kitten

Anyone have a blender?

Granny sex got a lot better in 2006

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

According to Google Trends.


Just like anal fisting.

Redundant clock

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Redundant clock

By Korean artist Ji Lee (via)

IQ vs. religion

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Keeping the baby warm

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Hummer vs. Suzuki Ignis

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Look what the cat dragged in

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Man tries to kill mother-in-law with rocket launcher

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The man obviously had enough of her. Mother-in-law survives rocket attack:
A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law's nagging.

Donating sperm in Shanghai

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

These women will help you.


Shanghai - that Extra Mile…:
First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.
Sounds like fun.

Book cover of the day

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

All that the rain promises and more...

It's available on Amazon, if you really want it.

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It comes in any flavor these days

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Shrimp flavored crack

Oops...

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


More construction fail

He just couldn't do it

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Public toilet privacy

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Cat vs. fish tank

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


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Pine cone mishap

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pine cone
Lonely spinster in seedy shame:
A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE.

Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Dr Sava Bojovic explained: "She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out."

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.

Pharrell dances for a Big Mac

Monday, March 30, 2009

Apparently, you can't impress the French very easily. 6 AM at a McDonald's in Paris. Pharrell does what he does best trying to get McDonald's to open up early. As entertaining as he is, he still fails.


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What's J-Lo getting?

Monday, March 30, 2009


Mote embarrassing TV slip-ups

The Money Shot

Monday, March 30, 2009

It's raining dollars on the freeway! A drug dealer throws money out of the window of his truck while being chased by the police. A lot of money.


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Franklin Gothic

Monday, March 30, 2009

Franklin Gothic

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Lego fun snacks

Monday, March 30, 2009

Lego fun snacks - When you eat them, you'll shit bricks

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Faith and reason don't mix

Monday, March 30, 2009

Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has

According to this site, this sign is not a fake, it's an actual church sign seen in Arkansas.

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Not really licking the screen

Monday, March 30, 2009


You know that site where the pug is licking the screen? According to the geniuses over at Snopes, it's a hoax, it doesn't really clean "the inside of your computer screen."

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Homicide victims rarely talk

Monday, March 30, 2009

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

And when they do, they don't really make much sense...

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Detroit really blows

Monday, March 30, 2009

Detroit blows

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Why some men have dogs and not wives

Monday, March 30, 2009

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
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I'm moving to New Zealand

Monday, March 30, 2009

After reading this:
Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with.

99 Seinfeld references

Monday, March 30, 2009

99 Seinfeld references

Here are the answers. (via)

Man sues himself

Monday, March 30, 2009

Inmate Sues Himself for $5 Million:
An inmate who claimed he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself - then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail.

Robert Lee Brock, a prisoner at the Indian Creek Correctional Center in Chesapeake, filed a handwritten, seven-page lawsuit last month in federal court."I partook of alcoholic beverages in 1993, July 1st, as a result I caused myself to violate my religious beliefs. This was done by my going out and getting arrested," wrote Brock, who is serving 23 years for breaking and entering and grand larceny.

"I want to pay myself 5 million dollars," he continued, "but ask the state to pay it in my behalf since I can't work and am a ward of the state."
More - 15 Crazy Lawsuits that Make You Want to Sue Someone

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Chinese Karl Marx musical

Monday, March 30, 2009

China plans a Karl Marx musical:
A Chinese director is planning to stage a musical based on the founding text of communism, Karl Marx's Das Kapital.

The plot will revolve around a group of office employees who find out they are being exploited by their boss.

China's communist leaders still praise Karl Marx, although they now shy away from his economic theories.

But those involved in the production say that Marx is still relevant today, particularly in a world gripped by an economic crisis.
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Legal drinking age around the world

Monday, March 30, 2009

The world map of legal drinking ages

Click image to enlarge.

Found here

The Guinea Pig express

Monday, March 30, 2009


Where are they all going?

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Rule #1

Monday, March 30, 2009

Do not pick up the goats

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Wrong angle

Monday, March 30, 2009


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The men's room and the ladies' room

Monday, March 30, 2009


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Goat yells like a man

Sunday, March 29, 2009


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The Running of the Bulls mayhem

Friday, March 27, 2009


Don't worry. No fatalities...

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How to hide an airplane factory

Friday, March 27, 2009

Before:

After:

During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting and trompe l’oeil to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.

More pictures

Caption this

Friday, March 27, 2009

Obama and Biden

Russian Big Brother

Friday, March 27, 2009


Like the singer said, I hope the Russians love their children too.

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13-year-old dad is not actually the dad

Friday, March 27, 2009


Now ain't that a bummer? Of course, you remember Alfie, and the other guys. Now the results are in: Babyfaced teen is not the father of little Maisie:
A DNA test has revealed that 'dad at 13' Alfie is NOT the father of baby Maisie.

The story caused a media storm last month when teenage mum Chantelle gave birth to the little girl and claimed that babyfaced Alfie was the daddy.

But six other teenagers from Eastbourne in England where the couple live then came forward to claim that THEY might be the baby's father.

According to the 'Mirror', his mum Nicole (43) said at the time: “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”

His world seems to have fallen apart – he has reportedly been with Chantelle for two years, although the apparent evidence that she has been cheating on him may change that.

Banjo Hero

Friday, March 27, 2009


It's the Oh-No! Banjo, built by students at the Rochester Institute of Technology. Found here
Oh-No! Banjo is designed to create a different experience from Guitar Hero/Rock Band by placing more emphasis on the 'strumming hand' than on the 'fretting hand'. It is also intended to have a greater verisimilitude to actual banjo playing as compared to Guitar Hero and Rock Band.
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California is racist: they want to ban black cars

Friday, March 27, 2009


California May Ban Black Cars:
The California legislature is considering regulating the color of cars and reflectivity of paint to reduce the energy requirements to cool them. A presentation on the proposed legislation by the California Air Resources Board is below.

The problem isn’t the color per se, but the reflectivity of the paint overall. And dark colors just don’t reflect well, so they are likely out. “Jet black remains an issue,” says the report.
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It was a trap

Friday, March 27, 2009

Ackbar/Barack

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What a mother doesn't do for her son

Friday, March 27, 2009


Ok, this is a bit weird (and somewhat NSFW) and I think it might be fake, but just the fact that stuff like this gets posted on forums makes you think of the strange stuff that goes on in this messed up world. (Click on the image to read)

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Who is this guy?

Friday, March 27, 2009

Che Guevara - I don't know who this is

And what do you know about him?

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Impersonating a police officer

Friday, March 27, 2009


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Bungee jumper craps himself

Thursday, March 26, 2009


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The boob shadow

Thursday, March 26, 2009


That's San Francisco's 'Two o'clock titty'. Topless Peepshow at Cathedral in San Francisco:
As drivers enter San Francisco via the Octavia Street off-ramp, and they crest the small hill at Haight street, if their trip is timed just right and the sun is out, they will be greeted by one of the funniest landmarks this city has to offer: the two o'clock titty.

Because of the unique design of St. Mary Cathedral, and the positioning of it geographically, a distinct shadow that resembles a woman's breast is cast both in the morning and in the afternoon on the West and East sides of the church, respectively.
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Pope condoms

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I said No!

A woman in Paris holds condoms with a picture of Pope Benedict XVI. This condoms were released to mock the pope after he rejected condoms as a weapon against AIDS during his African trip. (Telegraph.co.uk)

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The face of a boy hearing sounds for the first time

Thursday, March 26, 2009


This photo was taken by photographer Jack Bradley and depicts the exact moment this boy, Harold Whittles, hears for the very first time ever. The doctor treating him has just placed an earpiece in his left ear. Date unknown.

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Caption this

Thursday, March 26, 2009

No Headphone Photography

Thursday, March 26, 2009

No Headphone Photography

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Badger has a bad day

Thursday, March 26, 2009

A badger caught in a hay roll

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Cat shot 27 times, lives

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cat shot 27 times

A cat that makes 50 Cent look like a little pussy. Cat shot 27 times - and lives:
THE relentless torture of a pet cat that was shot 27 times at point-blank range in the head and neck with an air rifle has outraged animal welfare authorities.

Possum, a two-year-old male domestic cat, somehow survived shocking cruelty after cowards trapped him in a cage about 9pm on Friday.

Police are investigating the violent attack on the cat, which will have surgery today to remove 15 remaining pellets.

Owner Jodi Mulley pulled out five of the pellets herself while seven other pellets that punctured the skin were not found.

Lil Jon's yearbook picture - 1989

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Lil Jon's graduation picture 1989

More hip hoppers before they were famous

T-shirt of the day

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I'll Chris Brown a bitch

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The new 3 Stooges

Thursday, March 26, 2009


It will be directed by the Farrelly brothers and it will star Sean Penn as Larry, Jim Carrey as Curly and Benicio Del Toro as play Moe.

More about it here.

130-Year-old woman

Thursday, March 26, 2009


She's 10 years older than Hitler. She's from Kazakhstan and she was born on 03.27.1879.

Is this woman really as old as the LIGHT BULB? 'Oldest person in the world' set to celebrate her 130th birthday (via)

Microscope Tetris

Thursday, March 26, 2009


Real-life μ-Tetris:
A real-life implementation of the evergreen arcade game Tetris was obtained by optically trapping 42 glass microspheres (1 μm or 0.001 mm diameter) in a 25 μm x 20 μm sized area under a microscope. Their positions are then steered with a computer.
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Goodies

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Marijuana store

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