Pine cone mishap

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pine cone
Lonely spinster in seedy shame:
A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE.

Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Dr Sava Bojovic explained: "She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out."

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.
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1 comentarii:

Dalton J. Fox said...

Uhh ... why?

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