Hamster in a wok

Who needs a hamster wheel when you got a wok?


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Wild grandma

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Barstool driver DUI

Headline of the day: Newark police cite man for driving drunk after crashing motorized barstool:

On March 4, Officer Michael Trotter, one of the two members of the traffic unit, responded to the 500 block of Kelley Lane in reference to assisting Newark Fire with a man who had suffered injuries from a crash.

Subsequent investigation revealed that the man had been operating the motorized barstool on Kelley Lane when he crashed it while trying to make a turn, the report states.

The man claimed the barstool could reach speeds of 38 mph on its five-horsepower engine but that he was traveling at about 20 mph when he crashed it at 5:40 p.m., according to Trotter’s report.

He allegedly admitted to drinking about 15 beers during an interview with Trotter at the hospital, where he was transported after the crash.

(Picture of the vehicle in the link)

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2-year-old girl about Islam

If you know little about Islam, this little girl will teach you.


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Funny moments in sports

You've seen this kind of pictures around. The kind that look like the athletes are engaged in something else than sports. A big collection of sports porno - Sporno (via)

Kitten

Anyone have a blender?

Granny sex got a lot better in 2006

According to Google Trends.


Just like anal fisting.

Redundant clock

By Korean artist Ji Lee (via)

IQ vs. religion

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Keeping the baby warm

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Hummer vs. Suzuki Ignis

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Look what the cat dragged in

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Man tries to kill mother-in-law with rocket launcher

The man obviously had enough of her. Mother-in-law survives rocket attack:

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law's nagging.

Donating sperm in Shanghai

These women will help you.


Shanghai - that Extra Mile…:

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Sounds like fun.

Book cover of the day

It's available on Amazon, if you really want it.

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It comes in any flavor these days

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More construction fail

He just couldn't do it

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Public toilet privacy

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Cat vs. fish tank

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Pine cone mishap

Lonely spinster in seedy shame:

A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE.

Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Dr Sava Bojovic explained: "She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out."

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.

Pharrell dances for a Big Mac

Apparently, you can't impress the French very easily. 6 AM at a McDonald's in Paris. Pharrell does what he does best trying to get McDonald's to open up early. As entertaining as he is, he still fails.


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What's J-Lo getting?

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The Money Shot

It's raining dollars on the freeway! A drug dealer throws money out of the window of his truck while being chased by the police. A lot of money.


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Franklin Gothic

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Lego fun snacks

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Faith and reason don't mix

According to this site, this sign is not a fake, it's an actual church sign seen in Arkansas.

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Not really licking the screen

You know that site where the pug is licking the screen? According to the geniuses over at Snopes, it's a hoax, it doesn't really clean "the inside of your computer screen."

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Homicide victims rarely talk

And when they do, they don't really make much sense...

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Detroit really blows

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Why some men have dogs and not wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

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I'm moving to New Zealand

After reading this:

Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with.

99 Seinfeld references

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Man sues himself

Inmate Sues Himself for $5 Million:

An inmate who claimed he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself - then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail.

Robert Lee Brock, a prisoner at the Indian Creek Correctional Center in Chesapeake, filed a handwritten, seven-page lawsuit last month in federal court."I partook of alcoholic beverages in 1993, July 1st, as a result I caused myself to violate my religious beliefs. This was done by my going out and getting arrested," wrote Brock, who is serving 23 years for breaking and entering and grand larceny.

"I want to pay myself 5 million dollars," he continued, "but ask the state to pay it in my behalf since I can't work and am a ward of the state."

More - 15 Crazy Lawsuits that Make You Want to Sue Someone

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Chinese Karl Marx musical

China plans a Karl Marx musical:

A Chinese director is planning to stage a musical based on the founding text of communism, Karl Marx's Das Kapital.

The plot will revolve around a group of office employees who find out they are being exploited by their boss.

China's communist leaders still praise Karl Marx, although they now shy away from his economic theories.

But those involved in the production say that Marx is still relevant today, particularly in a world gripped by an economic crisis.

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Legal drinking age around the world

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The Guinea Pig express

Where are they all going?

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Rule #1

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Wrong angle

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The men's room and the ladies' room

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The Running of the Bulls mayhem

Don't worry. No fatalities...

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How to hide an airplane factory

Before:

After:

During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting and trompe l’oeil to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.

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Russian Big Brother

Like the singer said, I hope the Russians love their children too.

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13-year-old dad is not actually the dad

Now ain't that a bummer? Of course, you remember Alfie, and the other guys. Now the results are in: Babyfaced teen is not the father of little Maisie:

A DNA test has revealed that 'dad at 13' Alfie is NOT the father of baby Maisie.

The story caused a media storm last month when teenage mum Chantelle gave birth to the little girl and claimed that babyfaced Alfie was the daddy.

But six other teenagers from Eastbourne in England where the couple live then came forward to claim that THEY might be the baby's father.

According to the 'Mirror', his mum Nicole (43) said at the time: “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”

His world seems to have fallen apart – he has reportedly been with Chantelle for two years, although the apparent evidence that she has been cheating on him may change that.

Banjo Hero

It's the Oh-No! Banjo, built by students at the Rochester Institute of Technology. Found here

Oh-No! Banjo is designed to create a different experience from Guitar Hero/Rock Band by placing more emphasis on the 'strumming hand' than on the 'fretting hand'. It is also intended to have a greater verisimilitude to actual banjo playing as compared to Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

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California is racist: they want to ban black cars

California May Ban Black Cars:

The California legislature is considering regulating the color of cars and reflectivity of paint to reduce the energy requirements to cool them. A presentation on the proposed legislation by the California Air Resources Board is below.

The problem isn’t the color per se, but the reflectivity of the paint overall. And dark colors just don’t reflect well, so they are likely out. “Jet black remains an issue,” says the report.

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It was a trap

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What a mother doesn't do for her son

Ok, this is a bit weird (and somewhat NSFW) and I think it might be fake, but just the fact that stuff like this gets posted on forums makes you think of the strange stuff that goes on in this messed up world. (Click on the image to read)

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Who is this guy?

And what do you know about him?

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Impersonating a police officer

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Bungee jumper craps himself

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The boob shadow

That's San Francisco's 'Two o'clock titty'. Topless Peepshow at Cathedral in San Francisco:

As drivers enter San Francisco via the Octavia Street off-ramp, and they crest the small hill at Haight street, if their trip is timed just right and the sun is out, they will be greeted by one of the funniest landmarks this city has to offer: the two o'clock titty.

Because of the unique design of St. Mary Cathedral, and the positioning of it geographically, a distinct shadow that resembles a woman's breast is cast both in the morning and in the afternoon on the West and East sides of the church, respectively.

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Pope condoms

A woman in Paris holds condoms with a picture of Pope Benedict XVI. This condoms were released to mock the pope after he rejected condoms as a weapon against AIDS during his African trip. (Telegraph.co.uk)

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The face of a boy hearing sounds for the first time

This photo was taken by photographer Jack Bradley and depicts the exact moment this boy, Harold Whittles, hears for the very first time ever. The doctor treating him has just placed an earpiece in his left ear. Date unknown.

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No Headphone Photography

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Badger has a bad day

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Cat shot 27 times, lives

A cat that makes 50 Cent look like a little pussy. Cat shot 27 times - and lives:

THE relentless torture of a pet cat that was shot 27 times at point-blank range in the head and neck with an air rifle has outraged animal welfare authorities.

Possum, a two-year-old male domestic cat, somehow survived shocking cruelty after cowards trapped him in a cage about 9pm on Friday.

Police are investigating the violent attack on the cat, which will have surgery today to remove 15 remaining pellets.

Owner Jodi Mulley pulled out five of the pellets herself while seven other pellets that punctured the skin were not found.

Lil Jon's yearbook picture - 1989

More hip hoppers before they were famous

T-shirt of the day

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The new 3 Stooges

It will be directed by the Farrelly brothers and it will star Sean Penn as Larry, Jim Carrey as Curly and Benicio Del Toro as play Moe.

More about it here.

130-Year-old woman

She's 10 years older than Hitler. She's from Kazakhstan and she was born on 03.27.1879.

Is this woman really as old as the LIGHT BULB? 'Oldest person in the world' set to celebrate her 130th birthday (via)

Microscope Tetris

Real-life μ-Tetris:

A real-life implementation of the evergreen arcade game Tetris was obtained by optically trapping 42 glass microspheres (1 μm or 0.001 mm diameter) in a 25 μm x 20 μm sized area under a microscope. Their positions are then steered with a computer.

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Goodies

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Botoxing'em up

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Rescuing the coyote

A coyote gets his leg caught in the fence and a woman rescues it.


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The Dharma Initiative

Almost as if Lost was real. Here are some more vintage Dharma Initiative ads.

Lenin's mummy

Some images from the procesures that Lenin's body has to undergo every once in a while. Lenin As He Is Today:

Many of our readers know that in the middle of Moscow, right on the Red Square, next to the Kremlin there is a Lenin’s tomb, called “mausoleum”.

There, inside, mummy of Lenin lies. Really, not only Egyptians made mummies but Soviet authorities decided to make a mummy of Lenin as a symbol of Soviet Era and October Revolution.

And because its all made of flesh and bones, at least it was made of it, it needs some cleaning and service a few times a year. Here we have some screenshots from Russian TV channel where the operation of regular service on Lenin’s mummy was shown.

Where the Wild Things Are movie trailer

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Muff Diving Club

"A true diving experience!". Visit their site.

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Creepy raccoon

Looks like a scene from an Asian horror movie. Youtube:

This is one of the racoons that lives under my deck. There is a knot hole that he sticks his hand through to grab anything tasty. He loves cat food!

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Velociraptor hunting trophy

Mount a Velociraptor head in your living room. Available on eBay:

Up for auction is a full size replica of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It measures 28 inches from the nose to base of the mount. It is made of high quality poly urethane resin that has been painted and sealed. The dinosaur is mounted to a wooden base that can be mounted to a wall like a trophy animal.

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The Invisible Man

German film makers from Dusseldorf use a camera and a projector to draw attention to the fact that the homeless man is invisible in the eyes of the bypassers.


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The mirror effect

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Semen acts as an anti-depressant

NewScientist:

Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.

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Best soccer goalie ever

First he blocks a penalty kick. Then it gets interesting.


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T-shirt for hairy guys

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Cause and effect?

They say it's not polite to make fun of dead people but this one is just too funny.


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Samurai on the Toilet

More ASCII movie scripts from the 70's.


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Man survives two A-bomb explosions

Japanese man certified as double A-bomb victim:

A 93-year-old Japanese man has become the first person certified as a survivor of both U.S. atomic bombings at the end of World War II, officials said Tuesday.

Tsutomu Yamaguchi had already been a certified "hibakusha," or radiation survivor, of the Aug. 9, 1945, atomic bombing in Nagasaki, but has now been confirmed as surviving the attack on Hiroshima three days earlier as well, city officials said.

Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on Aug. 6, 1945, when a U.S. B-29 dropped an atomic bomb on the city. He suffered serious burns to his upper body and spent the night in the city. He then returned to his hometown of Nagasaki just in time for the second attack, city officials said.

Portia De Rossi apologizes for marrying Ellen DeGeneres

Portia De Rossi's PSA on Jimmy Kimmel Live.


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Meat tournament

It started with 64 meats in four regions: Beef, Pork, Sausage, and Meatscellaneous. Meats were eliminated until there was a winner.

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Baseball Tennis

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Let there be light

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Beatboxing parrot

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Australian spiders

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The fishes are crazy

What's going on here?


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Transparent face mask

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Spiderman action in Thailand

He rescued an autistic boy from a building. Fireman takes Spider-Man approach to rescue boy from balcony:

Teachers at a special needs school in Bangkok alerted authorities yesterday when an autistic pupil, scared of going to lessons, sat out on the third-floor ledge and refused to come inside, a police sergeant said.

Despite teachers' efforts to beckon the boy inside, he refused to budge until his mother mentioned her son's love of superheroes, prompting fireman Sonchai Yoosabai to take a novel approach to the problem.

"My fireman rushed back to the fire station and took out his Spider-Man costume ... The boy immediately ran into his arms with a smile,'' Sergeant Virat Boonsadao said.

Dog takes a piss in a very unusual manner

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Ukrainian Katy Perry

Los Colorados playing Hot & Cold.


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Marios's POV

Tractor square dancing

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Periodic table of controllers

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Personalized roof

Did you see the work I did on the roof?:

Cheeky student Rory McInnes did some DIY at the family home — painting a 60ft WILLY on the roof.

Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their �1million house.

But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.
He grabbed a tin of white paint and climbed up to the roof, where he spent half an hour reproducing the best-known feature of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset.

For the next 12 months only Rory knew about the giant manhood on the roof near Hungerford, Berks.

But his secret was blown when a helicopter pilot spotted it, and hovered so his passenger could take photos.

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Poo Trap for your dog

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Celebrity tattoos

Who the hell is that celebrity? - part 1 and part 2

Chameleon in action

Sunglasses, lots of colors and a chameleon that just wants to be unseen.


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Chances of an atheist believing in God

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Barbie’s imaginary press secretary

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Blackboard Blogger

Blogging the old fashioned way. Only in Liberia. AfriGadget:

Alfred Sirleaf is an analog blogger. He take runs the “Daily News”, a news hut by the side of a major road in the middle of Monrovia. He started it a number of years ago, stating that he wanted to get news into the hands of those who couldn’t afford newspapers, in the language that they could understand.

Advertising works here too. It’s $5 to be on the bottom level, $10 to be on the sideboard and $25 on the main section. He doesn’t get a lot of advertising, and but he manages to scrape by.

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Do not CTRL + V

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How to overtake

Polish truck drivers on the highway.


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Cold Russian winters

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Paper bag cat

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Bruce Willis has a new job

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The great debate

Remember the great debate? Here are some arguments.

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Guy goes crazy on Turkish TV

He claims he has super powers and can see the future and fly. So, all of a sudden, he does this:


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Honest scammer

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Dow Jones Hanky

During these tough economic times, every true businessman should have one. Embroidered with the graph of the Dow Jones from the past 5 years, 2004 to 2009. Best used when crying.

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How not to post your newborn baby on Facebook

Click on the image to see the whole (somewhat NSFW) pictire.

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Steve McQueen mug shot

Busted in 1972 for drunk driving.

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How not to run for office

Toyama Koichi running for Prefectual governor of Tokyo county, giving his televised speech.


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Goose shot in the back with crossbow, doesn't care

Have you seen this goose? They are looking for it. They want to save it. A couple of thugs shot at it with an arrow and then it flew away.

Desperate search for goose left with crossbow embedded in its back after sickening attack

Bear pole dance

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Who needs a good photoshop when you show your ass?

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Cassete tape art

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Van Gogh's Wolverine

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Kill Bill Parts 1 & 2, in one minute, in one take

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Music lyrics

Daft Punk - Around the World - Probably the most awesomest lyrics ever. So much depth...

Financial crisis piggy bank

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Thoughts from a homeless guy now that I'm back on my feet

A rehabilitated homeless guy on Craiglist:

I won't ramble too much. Most stories are the same. I just want to tell you what I notice now that I'm stable.

-- Here's me: At age 18 I was a drug mule and got busted on my first trip. My first time, but the amount (marijuana) was enormous and I got 4 years. First two years out, I had some bad luck with roommates; got robbed so much by my own roomies I had to move out but was then immediately hit by the back-rent no one paid. No one could be located except for -- guess who -- me.

-- I had the apartment's lawyers and the phone company chasing me for money. How'd you like to hire somone who has at least two garnishments you have to figure out for each paycheck? Also, would you like to lease an apartment to a guy who has an unpaid judgment from his last apartment? Don't forget the convicted felon part.

So, I was homeless for about 4 years until the manager of a car dealership took a chance on me and now I am the manager of our detailing department.

Okay, so what are the things that I really appreciate?

-- Light switches: In a shelter, lights come on, lights come off and you have no say. The ability to control your own lighting is a big deal.

-- Access to toilets: Ever hear someone mention how those 'disgusting' homeless guys pee outside? Where else should we? The search for a place to relieve yourself is a constant problem when you are on the streets.

-- Weather: I don't pay much attention to weather anymore. On the streets, weather is your life. A homeless guy rummaging for newspapers only wants one section, the weather report. If you can read, and you know the weather, you will have every dude you know asking what is coming.

-- Clean water: Are you impressed with the cleanliness of your average gas station restroom? How'd you like to drink from that sink?

-- Not losing things: Homeless shelters are life-savers in bad weather, but they are also a guarrantee that you will lose all your stuff. Either it's stolen while you sleep, or the shelter staff told you you have to leave it outside. Secret hiding places never are.

-- Night fear: You never stop being afraid of being outside at night. Think it's scary to have a breakdown at night? Someone gets mad, gets drunk or gets mean, you are going to be the first person they find.

-- Internet: I am now an internet addict. I got arrested in 1997 and I barely heard of the net back then. When I got my job in 2005, I got sent to a computer class right away. When I got my own place six months ago, I went all out and got my own computer plus an internet line. It is like magic. I cannot get enough of it.

-- Health Care Fear: Did you hear about that Bumfights video? It's BS! No homeless guys are going to fight. We never fight each other because everyone is afraid of getting hurt. You hear about guys who sprain their ankle and then die because they couldn't move for two weeks. Or, you hear about a guy who cuts his arm and his arm swells up the size of his leg. Little injuries kill. I was always terrified of getting hurt because of that.

-- The Looks: I admit, I got used to the looks from people in the real world. I kept a pretty clean appearance but people can always tell when you are in the 7-11 just to warm up or kill time. I never minded the looks. Didn't really care, not sure why.

-- Girls: I still have not solved the girlfriend riddle, but I love talking to ladies when they come pick up their car and see that we made it look like new. Seeing a woman's smile is nice. When a woman smiles AT you, its like nothing else in the world.

American Idol flow chart

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The evolution of the Batman logo

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