Blown away

Kitten vs. vacuum.


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WTF creature from Zimbabwe

It's the human-goat hybrid! Mysterious creature WAS part-man, part-goat say officials:

Experts are puzzled by the reports and photos published in African newspapers.

The creature, which died just a few hours after birth, had a huge head and a face that resembled a severely disfigured baby. The neck and shoulders were much like a a small human, but it had goat legs and a tail.

Residents of the village of Maboleni, where a goat gave birth to the creature, burnt the corspe in an attempt to rid the town of a curse.

But local Governor Jason Machaya (56) is sure, that it was a half-man, half-goat hybrid which was the result of bestiality: "A grown man was responsible for this."

Doctors, however say that it would be a biological impossibility.

Conan Conan O'Brien slip-and-fall on The Tonight Show

Conan takes a fall during taping of The Tonight Show while racing Teri Hatcher.

Which is worse?

There's your answer!

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Dwarves make their own village

They want to get away from regular-sized people. Chinese dwarves set up their own village:

A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people.

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall - and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

'As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us,' said spokesman Fu Tien.

Tallest horse in the world

That's a big motherf-! Hands up if you've seen a taller horse? 10ft Poe set to gallop into the record books

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Halloween snake charmer costume

Trouser Snake Charmer Costume

Sitting down fail

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A picture of a mule blowing up, 1881

Man, They Just Don't Make Tech Demos Like They Used To:

In 1878 Charles Bennett, a gentleman, discovered a new gelatin dry plate emulsion, which allowed for photos to be exposed almost instantaneously. So how did he show off his amazing new technology? By blowing up a mule, naturally.

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Sculpture of the day

Chinese artist Chen Wenling critiques the global financial crisis in What You See Might Not Be Real, on display at a Beijing gallery. The bull is said to represent Wall Street, while the man pinned to the wall represents jailed financier Bernard Madoff.

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One man band

UFO filmed in China

Chinese scientists 'filmed UFO for 40 minutes':

Scientists at the Purple Mountain Observatory in Nanjing are reported to have confirmed that they filmed a UFO during the eclipse for 40 minutes. They say that they will spend the next 12 months studying the footage before drawing any conclusions.

The incident follows a series of UFO sightings in China which culminated in an object being captured on film by students in Deqing. The footage, which was featured on Chinese television, appears to show the object repeatedly changing shape after initially appearing as a glowing blue sphere.

Shopped!

Plane vs. birds

Oops image of the day: Bird strike! The moment 200 starlings were sucked into passenger jet engine on take-off

What's going on here?

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Update: I've found the explanatory link:

Special Army soldiers flip simultaneously as they demonstrate their martial arts skills during a rehearsal for the 61st anniversary of Armed Forces Day at the Gyeryong military headquarters, South Korea. South Korea will celebrate the 61st Armed Forces Day on 1 October.

Couple of the day

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How to sell stuff

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Duct tape bandit arrested

I told you this would happen. Duct tape cat: US teen arrested on animal cruelty charges

Jump of Death in a pocket bike

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Connect the dots porn

Oooh, that's nasty!

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Question of the day

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Bees vs. accident victims

How could a car crash get any worse? Bees attack Turkey crash victims:

A huge swarm of bees has attacked victims and rescue workers at the scene of a crash in Turkey, after a van carrying beehives crashed into a lorry.

About 14 people were taken to hospital with bee stings after the accident near the south-western resort of Marmaris, Turkey's Anatolia news agency reported.

It said six other people were injured in the crash itself.

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Sneezing fetish lands man in jail

Gesundheit? Sneezing fetish lands man in jail:

Officers were called to Commerce Hardware and Feed on Monday regarding a customer that blew a white powdery substance in an employees face. The employee was checking the suspect out and when he handed his check to her, he blew the substance in her face. She turned away to process his check and when she turned back to him, he did it a second time, waited in the store for a few minutes then left.

Crews said Investigator Steve Scott was able to identify the suspect and subsequently interview him regarding this offense. The substance in the incident turned out to be white pepper.

“In my entire career I’ve never heard of anything like this,” Crews said. “I’ve checked with my detectives and they haven’t heard of anything like it either.”

“We found out he’s got a problem,” Crews said. “He becomes aroused by females sneezing.”

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Aqua Park?

A Six Flags of Georgia roller coaster rises out of the flood waters of the Chattahoochee River in Atlanta.

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Attack of the wild turkeys

Damn turkeys acting like they own the street.


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Mule vs. cougar

A couple living in Montana were outside with a mule and 2 dogs. He with a gun (he is a hunter), she with a camera. A cougar that was nearby decided that he would have a dog for dinner.

The hunter saw the animal so he wanted to shoot in the air to scare the beast but did not even have timeto do that - the cougar was already approaching a dog. Here is the incredible part of the story: the mule snatched the cougar up by the tail and started whirling him around banging its head on the ground repeatedly. Then the mule dropped it on the ground, stomped on it and held it by the throat. The mule got down on his knees and began to bite the creature a dozen times. The poor animal could not do anything...

The hunter did not even need to shoot and the woman was able to take these 4 exceptional pictures.

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She taught her daughter how to be a dominatrix

And she went to jail. Prison ordered for two who offered girl for sadomasochistic sex:

They made her a dominatrix and schooled her in the ways of violent sex when she was only 12.

By the time she reached 14, they had billed her as “Mistress Alisha,” and they offered her online for two years to service the sadomasochistic fantasies of anyone willing to pay.

But on Thursday, it was the turn of the girl’s mother and the man she formerly lived with in Blue Springs to pay for the years of victimization they forced the girl to endure so they could make money.

Frog swallows light bulb

Pictured: The glowing frog who wanted a light snack and swallowed a Christmas bulb:

In an ultimate case of crossed wires, a tiny tree frog’s bug-catching antics left it with a bellyful of bulb. The Cuban tree frog took on an unnatural glow when it swallowed an entire fairy light in a botched bid to catch an insect. The unlucky amphibian had been hunting in the back garden of wildlife photographer James Snyder when it made a bid for the snack.

Peace dove fail

It's not the first time this happened.

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Kids' bracelet on Craigslist

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Internet news fail

Washington Post on Polanski's arrest publishes notes instead of article:


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Real-life Brian and Stewie

Because we're sick of all the Peters.

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Pope vs. spider

At a press conferece held in Prague, the Pope was confronted with a stalking spider.


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What's the speed of light?

I've always wondered. Now I finally know.

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The origins of Taoism

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Banksy's steam roller vs. traffic warden

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Reading people's minds

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Not allowed

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Urban fox piercing

It's understandable when you do it to yourself, but this is just completely wrong. Urban Fox Hunting: The Photo Evidence:

Campaigners have released a picture of a cub discovered with a chain threaded through one of its hind legs.

A hole had been drilled through the animal's flesh after it was caught by poachers in south east London.

It is feared that fighting dogs are being let loose on the trapped animals either for "fun" or as practice for illegal fights.

The animal in the picture above - named Jingles by rescuers - managed to chew through the leather strapping on the chain and escape its captor.

Weird cat video of the day

When a coin is rubbed along the teeth of a comb, the cat gags. Can somebody explain?

Robocop owned

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The American Gothic subjects

The painter's sister and his dentist.

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Invisible homeless guy

Seen at the Riverside T stop in Newton, MA.

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Cat strangely disappears

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The difference between bird flu and swine flu

With Bird Flu you need a tweetment, and with Swine Flu you need an oinkment.

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DIY Pac Man pouf

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Weird cases of taxidermy

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Angela Merkel's favorite position

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Moonwalk in reverse

Just as good as the original.


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Baby vs. arrow

Here's something you don't see evry day. Miracle tot takes a bow:

Miracle tot Tian Tian is taking a bow after surviving a direct hit with an arrow as she played in the garden of her family home.

The two-year-old toddler was struck in the back when neighbour Lian Chen let fly with a longbow from a bedroom window trying to scare off a wildcat.

Medics removed the arrow but now have to wait to see if the iron arrowhead caused any damage to her spinal cord.

Changes

The changing face of everyday design

Obama's amazingly consistent smile

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How to get more comments

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Movie poster mash-ups

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Was today a good day?

Well, it depends:


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Woman gets pregnant while pregnant

Sounds like something Xzibit would say, but apparently anything is possible these days. Arkansas Pregnant Woman Is Pregnant Again:

A pregnant woman in Arkansas surprised doctors twice over when she went in for a routine ultrasound this June.

Doctors successfully located Todd and Julia Grovenburg's growing baby girl Jillian, but then discovered another smaller baby -- what could be Jillian's younger brother -- growing beside her.

The Grovenburgs may have conceived their son Hudson a full two-and-a-half weeks after Jillian, according to statements given to KFSM-TV in Ft. Smith-Fayetteville, Ark.

Different from identical twins or fraternal twins, the Grovenburg babies would have separate due dates and are considered to be a rare medical occurrence.

I guess that kinda answers this question.

Reinventing the text

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A man of determination

Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving:

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

The man had to get the job done.

Ambigram doormat of the day

One doormat, you use it depending on who's coming over.


Unique Ambigram "Come-in" "Go-away" Coco Door Mat

Revenge of the rabbits

Killer rabbits attack snakes:

A PAIR of rabid rabbits has been caught killing a series of snakes near Cairns.

For three weeks Armando Del Manso believed his dog was responsible for the dead snakes showing up with teeth marks all over them on his East Barron property’s lawn each morning.

But it turns out it was a pair of rampaging rabbits killing the snakes.

He said the rabbits lived under a pile of wood in the backyard and were around the same size as a household cat.

“These are killer rabbits man,” he said.

Apple with a split personality

Meet the hottest apple on the Internet right now. Core blimey! It's the red and green apple with a split personality:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one.

Drilling company slogan

Soccer penalty surprize

Болельщик-бомбардир обнаружен в Раменском. I have no idea what that means.


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Geeky wedding proposal

From the 10 Most Extreme Wedding Proposals

A US man has been credited with the ultimate nerd wedding proposal after hacking into his girlfriend's favorite video game. Bernie Peng, 26, of New Jersey, reprogrammed Bejeweled so a ring and a proposal popped up when Tammy Li, 27, reached a certain score.

Of course, she turned him down and dumped his ass the very next moment.

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The evolution of Patrick Swayze's hair

Found here