Vacationing in Spain

Lucky kids

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Tiny horse

No photoshop

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Seahorse

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Virtual dog walking

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Mohammed for children

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Armed and extremely... educated

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Karate ad

An oldie but a goodie


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Teaching sex to little children

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National Lampoon's USSR olympic league

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Math exercices can be a real bitch

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Jesus on Family Guy

Bye, Bye Bono

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Landing problem

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The revenge of the deer

Do you like black people?

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Timetravelling

Question: One
Answer : How many time-travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Attention, children!

Thank God they're slow

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Dangerous crowd at the match

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Muslim ravers

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Ballhead

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Failed dishwashing experiment

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Nasty advertising

Club 18 - 30 campaign ads






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Rubic puzzle

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Women - truths

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None - It should be opened by the time she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was ' Always'
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Zealous bellboy

Some people take their job to serious

An Arab at US embassy for visa

Consul : "What is your name?"
Arab : "Abdul Aziz"
Consul : "Sex?"
Arab : "Oh, yes, about ten times a week".
Consul : "No, no, I mean male or female."
Arab : "Male and female and sometimes even camels."
Consul : "Holy cow!"
Arab : "Yes... cows....and dogs too!!"
Consul : "Man... isn't it hostile?"
Arab : "Horse style, dog style, any style."
Consul : "Oh... dear."
Arab : "Deer? No, not deer, they run too fast."

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House of Wax

Madam Tussauds, New York:



Pretty freaky

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Meet Olivia, from San Antonio

Keywords: catwoman, gatorade, hot, pussy

Smile for the camera

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Terrorist with a sense of humor

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Street fighter

Two guys get beaten up out of nowhere

Bling Bling

50 cent, in yo' face!


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Double outhouse

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Returning goods

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Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

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Witty quotes

# Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

# The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

# House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

# Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

# It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.

# War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

# I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

# If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

# Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


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Opponent's tooth buried in rugby player's head for 15 weeks

Rugby league prop Ben Czislowski ran around for 15 weeks without knowing an opponent's tooth was buried in his forehead.

Ben Czislowski had a clash of heads with Tweed Heads forward Matt Austin during a Queensland Cup game on April 1.

He had the wound stitched up but was wondering why he felt lethargic, had an eye infection and had shooting pains in his head ever since.

"I've got the tooth at home, sitting on the bedside table," he said.

"If he (Austin) wants it back he can have it. I'm keeping it at the moment as proof that it actually happened."

For those who don't know what rugby is-- it's like football, only without the helmet. You see, that's why they wear helmets...

Read full article here

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The evil cousin

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Spilled paint

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Pan flute made out of tampons

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Dangerous skating

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Accident

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Motivational Poster: Emo

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Don't mess with bulls

That musta hurt...

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Funky otter shakin' the moneymaker

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Are you my daddy?

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Sad director

Maybe the French got to him...

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Don't sleep and drive

Tubthumping

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Nasty Italians

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."

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Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with Enzo the barber: "Again-ah with the Edward Scissorhands-uh... How's-ah he supposed ta use-uh the bathroom-uh?!!!"

Tale of interracial love

Owen, the baby hippo that survived the 2004 Tsunami, and Mzee, the 130-year-old adoptive tortoise live together at the Haller Park preserve in Mombasa, Kenya.

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Windows Building

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The Joker's boner

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