Kids write the darndest things: Passive-aggressive note to the tooth fairy

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Reedit user Judokitten's dad recently found an old letter she wrote as a child to the tooth fairy:

Jodokitten offers some background story:
So, I had lost a tooth, but I was suspicious about the actual validity of the toothfairy's magical abilities. So, I didn't tell anyone about the lost tooth. Lo and behold, she did not arrive.

The next morning, I loudly proclaimed the toothfairy bullshit in my 9 year old terms, and my mom told me to write her a letter expressing my displeasure.

I was returned a letter that basically said,

"I couldn't get to your pillow the night before last because I got stuck in all the mess. Maybe if you clean your room, I could get to you in a timely manner."

Well played, tooth fairy. Well played.

Previously: Annisa writes the tooth fairy, Emily writes affidavit for tooth fairy
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