My god what a wimp! It's a squirrel for crying out loud!
Squirrels do occasionally maul people, although they're generally kids.
it's just a squirrel!!! may you should have called 911
i got attaced buy a squirell once, damn squirrell took my arm off
what a pussy. And how is the squirrel "dumb" for getting stuck in humans' plastic garbage. Fucking assholes