Mind you, if we were to take this little bit of nonsense quite literally, when you consider the filth that domesticated animals present to all of you, there should be no LOL-cats. You assholes worry about the stupidest things while watching your cat shit in a box you eventually scoop up and drop in the trash while inhaling kitty shit-dust and dander. But, hey, thanks for the Clorox wipe press release and marketing plan.
I recommend using a bacterminator.com phone cover. They are antibacterial and non toxic for up to 3 years with regular use. I put my phone down on every desk, bar, table top, etc... Who knows what germs are hopping on board.