Props for the Hamlet reference.
Although it’s not quite my taste, I think this is hilarious – an ear earring hahaha! I went to a silver fair whilst on holiday a few years ago and I saw some odd pendants, rings and earrings for sale. Aside from body parts like hands, feet, eyes, lips and even teeth, there were actual hearts and brains on display. They were tiny (not more than 1 cm square) and the detail was amazing!