Freaky much?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

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36 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

o_O

Anonymous said...

jesus christ thats scary mental imagery

Anonymous said...

ummm, she should be freaked out....

Anonymous said...

Only a true psychopath could convince someone close to him that he is not a psychopath...so I'm guessing you won't have any trouble with that.

Anonymous said...

So... what happens next?

Anonymous said...

He spelled 'knew' wrong.

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that I noticed the "new"/"knew" confusion first, too?

Milo Balls said...

Oh god, that's just sick. I mean the only thing worse would be if someone did the same thing, but with the heads of the Family Circus kids. I mean good lord, where would someone find something like that? Is there a website of some kind. I'm gonna go search for it...

Anonymous said...

strange i got a hard on! but i dont like cats weird right?

Anonymous said...

WAT

Anonymous said...

psycho troll is psycho

Anonymous said...

What the bejesusing f*ck? I laughed the whole time I was reading this. This guy needs professional help, and incidentally he's a terrible writer.

My favorite line:
"...looking satisfied like a man who has just run a mile and is rewarding himself with a slice of pie." Most ridiculous simile ever.

Anonymous said...

FapFapFap

Anonymous said...

He needs to be put down.

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious, great writing and funny too. I felt I was on an exploration of the bizarre. It demonstrates the power of a writer to take the reader to unknown worlds. To show them lunar landscapes of the mind, the dark unknown side of the moon. The writer did none of these things in reality but allowed you, the reader the possibility to examine your feelings and emotions as if he had and you were the voyeur through a darkened window.

Anonymous said...

Next time, do suicide first.

Anonymous said...

Awesome, original, imaginative and cocky, I give it 2 fully erect thumbs. You should post the rest, they would make a great website or blog. Oh and get the girlfriend a Garfield mask, If she's the right girl for you, she should let you act them out. As far as new/knew How many real books have you people read? Everyone of those has been picked apart by countless editors, and they all seem to be printed with numerous spelling and grammatical errors, so don't worry about it.

Anonymous said...

I'M SPEECHLESS

Anonymous said...

keep your day job

Anonymous said...

keep your day job

Anonymous said...

keep your day job

Anonymous said...

keep your day job

Anonymous said...

Scary, yet funny. Scary because his mind can conceive such things, funny because it seems deliberate and unreal.

I don't know if it's real, good God I hope it's not real.

Anonymous said...

TL;DR

Anonymous said...

Run, girlfriend! Run for the freaking hills!

Anonymous said...

i think you have repressed homosexuality

Jearb said...

Obvious troll is obvious troll

Ruby Novee said...

I don't know which is more pathetic: Yahoo trolls, or people who think Yahoo trolls are funny.

Anonymous said...

Wow... Disturbing.

Anonymous said...

I was on the floor after reading this, you are seriously messed up. You should probably seek professional help.

Anonymous said...

I'm not seeing the issue here, just looks like good ol' porn to me.

Anonymous said...

Rule 34.

Anonymous said...

eh, you're fine. Everyone has oodles of cartoon beastiality laying around. I myself jam daffy ducks mouth while goofy laps up my buttsweat. Then with one arm, I punch minnie mouse in the nose and push her head down to ravage herself. Totally normal.

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/94719.gif

Along the same lines.

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong here. It all checks out with me. Stay the course, buddy!

Anonymous said...

this seems like an obvious troll post.

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