One in a million mini golf shot

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Beat up with a swan

Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim:

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

4-inch alien found in Pakistan

A four inch Alien species appear to be a female turned up in Pakistan accidently. While repairing an old house, they found an Alien walking around.The children took it as an harmful animal & stoned it then the Alien fell down helpless & motionless. Then they put her in bottle after that they throw her on very hot bricks that's where she got the skin burns. This news spread like a wild fire, too many people came in flocks to see her ;out of concen of disturbance locals buried her in hole. People have demond an investigation & autopsy now.

So much for the 'we come in peace' policy...

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If you like tennis

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No violence in Asian schools

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Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009

It happened this monday. They do this every year.


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Caption this

The 'Is my son gay' test

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Keyboard dog

He plays some pretty fine freestyle jazz.


Play him off keyboard cat!

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Facebook - doing it wrong

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100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

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Amateur tree cutting

Epic party

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The coolest parallel parking ever

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I hope to God

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Birthday cake meltdown

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Nascar school

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What do you do if you've got nothing to hump?

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Woman blasts boyfriends penis

With firecrackers:

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

The hottest thing right now: the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Sales of the “Three Wolf Moon Shirt” are up 2300% after word got out that it was getting priceless customer reviews on Amazon. Hundreds of reviewers are vying to be the funniest. (via)

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Breakdancing couple

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Insects! Yum!

You have been officially pimped

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Crosswalk for drunk people

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Guy gets electrocuted two times

Warning: pretty graphic.


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I doubt he's signing that

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Lego Simpsons intro

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Farming tractor from India

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Wyoming werewolf

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Fireworks under ice

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Semen nutrition facts

Useful info.


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Serbian church drug rehab beating

It's a huge scandal in Serbia right now. Apparently, a drug rehabilitation center run by the Serbian Orthodox Church has some very strict policies and methods, that include beating up addicts with shovels and such.


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Taxidermy of the day

Leopard biting prey's eyes - Pretoria's Trasnval Museum of Natural history

Where's the meme?

A collection of 22 meme background images without the object of the meme. How many of them can you name?

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Che Guevara buttons

Get them here (via)

Keyboard Cat: True Internet Story

What a video of a stupid cat playing the piano posted on the Internet can lead to.


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Mona Lisa firefighter smile

Now they have their own Firefighter Mona Lisa (also known as La Gioconda) dressed into Russian army uniform depicted on the front of fire dept of Grodno city. She is surrounded by Russian firefighters and the look on her face gives out that she enjoys her new assignment. (Link)

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Cigarettes vs. fire sprinklers

CCTV footage from a Subway store.


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Cops on twitter

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What color sofa would you like?

Found one some furniture tags at a shop in Canada. Here's the explaination given by the (of course) Chinese company responsable for the translation of the tags:

A Chinese software company called Kingsoft Corp. acknowledged that the issue was created by a translator program it had written – one that would make the English speaking world understand what they were printing on their furniture’s labels.

Kingsoft apologized and indicated the “N” word was simply misspelled. It was supposed to be “Niger” coined after the river of the same name – which is dark brown in color.

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Can your pet do this?

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48 cylinder motorcycle

48 cylinder motorcycle engine:

It is a 48 cylinder, 4200cc engine made from s1/kh250 cylinders, by Simon Whitlock.

Each motor is basically 8 "s1 /KH250" cylinders bolted on to cut up standard casings, with a 8 cyl built up crank, in turn they are bolted to a housing, gear linked and driven thru a BMW road bike gearbox, as the bike is pretty long already it would be difficult to put a transverse drive thru a gearbox. It has taken almost three years of hard work and he has overcome some huge problems to get here.

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Hat switch

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'Ants crawled out of neglected girl's mouth'

Horrifying story. 'Ants crawled out of neglected girl's mouth':

A WOMAN accused of the starvation murder of her seven-year-old daughter allegedly did not try to resuscitate the child because ants were crawling from her mouth, a New South Wales jury has been told.

Siamese sheep

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Break dancing robot

Although it was never made clear what an “Electric Boogaloo” is exactly, I’d assume it would look a bit like this fella.

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Dear Jimmy

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Horror book on toilet paper

Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan:

In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience - a horror story printed on toilet paper.

Each roll carries several copies of a new nine-chapter novella written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese author of the horror story "Ring," which has been made into movies in both Japan and Hollywood.

"Drop," set in a public restroom, takes up about three feet (90 centimeters) of a roll and can be read in just a few minutes, according to the manufacturer, Hayashi Paper.

Explosions and boobs

This site's got everything you need.

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Paris Hilton kissing her boyfriend

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Internet for dummies by dummies

From the archives.


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Yaaaay!

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Mario vs. Donkey Kong

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Cyclist has a bad day

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Crossing the street

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Exercise fail

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Bad idea

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Me and my role model

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RIP Dick Butt

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Exercising dog

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Halloween cow costume

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Lords of the bling

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Pirate pick-up lines

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pirate pickup line is…

1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!

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Seven-legged calf

Seven-legged calf born

Spoonful of Cereal USB

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WTF tombstone

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Jet ski prank

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That must be delicious

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NES fan

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Minor setback

Romania, fuck yeah!

Building this bridge in Bucharest has come to a halt last week when the Chinese contractor company realized all of a sudden that the power lines were in the way.


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Man plays dad to ducklings

A man in Spokane, Washington played dad to a dozen day-old ducklings by rescuing them from a ledge near his office, and then leading the entire brood to water with their mother duck.

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Sheep with an afro

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Sperman

I wonder what his super powers are.

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Slow-motion tank rocket launch

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The trinity of personal computing

Smart Art Immortalizes Steve Jobs in Trinity of Computer Gods:

"The Trinity" is painted on plexiglass then back lit for a dramatic stained glass effect featuring Linus Torvalds credited with creating the Linux Kernel, Microsoftie Bill Gates who's forced to share his esteemed place with Steve Ballmer and finally the mega-deity Steve Jobs who's immortalized holding the beloved iPhone.

The Mac power button symbol inserted as a halo behind Steve Jobs' head is a classic touch that will please the most devout Apple faithful. The depiction of Ballmer as an angelic being is perfectly sarcastic though it could have been true comedy if he was painted more accurately as a big chubby cherub baby.

Noodling

That's what the technique is called.


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Teenager caught driving drunk while breastfeeding baby

This is wrong on so many levels. Drunken mother caught breastfeeding while DRIVING:

The teenager was so sloshed she could not provide a roadside breath test and was arrested at the scene in the Australian town of Alice Springs.

She was driving away from a bar when officers spotted her.

They were forced to brake suddenly to avoid a collision with the 19-year-old's estate car and saw her drive off with the baby attached to one breast.

They pursued her, pulling the woman over a short distance later. Officers discovered she was already disqualified from driving.

Jermaine Dupri's tattoo

Yeap, thats Janet Jackson as The Virgin Mary.


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This is how they settle things in the Czech Republic

Former Civic Democrat politician Miroslav Macek has apologized for slapping opposition MP David Rath at a medical conference in 2006 - the culmination of a spat between the two men after Mr Rath accused his opponent of marrying for money. The Prague High Court ordered Miroslav Macek to apologize for his actions as well as to pay a 100,000 crown fine.

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Kitten with eight legs and two tails

Kitten with eight legs and two tails” by Walter Potter, collection of Bramber Museum (around 1871).

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TMNT nails

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A talking cat that doesn't want to get up

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Holding on

Where the Wild Things Are bento

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Do they?

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History of weed

Brought to you by Weeds.

Something in her eye

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Snake as jump rope

Police: Teen used snake as jump rope:

Pittsburgh police said a 17-year-old faces theft and animal cruelty charges for allegedly using a snake from his school's biology room as a jump rope.

Authorities said the student stole the snake Monday from Allderdice High School and was later seen using the reptile as a jump rope, KDKA-TV, Pittsburgh, reported Wednesday.

The teenager will be charged in juvenile court, police said.

The snake survived the experience and is being examined by a veterinarian.

Cats can sleep almost anywhere

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Obama negotiating with Somalia

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Kitten fights for its cake

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There's something wrong with this goose

When you see it, you'll shit bricks!


It's called whiffling. Stunning picture of bird's amazing upside-down flight:

Paul Stancliffe, of the British Trust for Ornithology, based at Thetford, was able to lift the lid on the bird's bizarre behaviour.

“It looks like this bird is in mid-whiffle,” he said. “When geese come in to land from a great height they partake in a bout of whiffling, this involves the bird twisting and turning to spill air from their wings and thus lowering their speed prior to landing. In 36 years of birdwatching I have seen this many times, particularly when watching pink-footed geese on the north Norfolk coast coming in to roost in the late afternoon and evening. I have, however, never seen a photograph of a bird in mid-whiffle like this. It is an amazing photograph.”

Madonna to adopt Susan Boyle

Madonna gives up on Malawian adoption, will adopt Susan Boyle:

Pop icon Madonna says she has given up on her dream of adopting a second Malawian child and will instead try to adopt frumpy singer Susan Boyle who stunned the world with her performance on Britain's Got Talent. "Susan didn't ask to be born in a Third World country like Scotland," said Madonna. "She deserves a real life in a real country."

"Some people think she's got a good voice," said Madonna. "I really hadn't noticed. Am I jealous? Of course not. Would it be a tragedy if she accidentally had her voice box removed, perhaps during the routine tonsillectomy I'm going to send her for? Definitely."

But, she said, she was not threatened by other singers with better voices.

"Can they do this?" she asked, performing a pelvic thrust that caused the front row of journalists to flinch.

"I thought not," she said.

Teacher slaps smile off students face

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Stephen Colbert discovers the keyboard cat

And gets played off by it.


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Spider cat...

...spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does...






Spider-cat: Daredevil Charlie ignores cat-flap and climbs two-storey wall to get home (w/ video)

Do you think they know?

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They found Cheesus

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What 149 Mph looks like

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Chinese finger trap creation

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Dirty Harry wallpaper

Well, dou you? Punk!

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Transformers USB drive

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Potato heads

Potato portraits made by Ginou Choueiri:

I chose the potato to portray human faces because of the many striking parallels. Not only is their skin porous like ours, but their skin texture and color is very similar, and like us, they come in different sizes, shapes and forms. Potatoes grow, live, and then decay, mirroring the ephemeral existence and fragility of our own human nature.

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Pool rules

No thongs? :(

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Monkey attack

Funniest in slo-mo.


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Gunshot tat

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Turning the car around

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Russian tourists breaking the law in Florida

2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines:

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Throw-up kiss

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In case of emergency

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World burping champion

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Amusing duck is really amusing

Toys to educate your kid with.


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Parking fail

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Ebay painting

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Whack-A-Kitty

We had a lot of fun making this video and so did the kittens.

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Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for

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'The seize testicles' fight tactic

Pretty easy to learn and extremely effective. I wonder if it could be used on people like Steven Seagal.


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T2 vs. T3

T2 and T3 are such similar movies as far as the plot goes that its possible to tell the story and the plot and describe both movies with one description.

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Pasha

Very few are as ninja as Pasha.


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Google Street View tricycles

Google Street View trikes:

Google's street-level mapping service hit some privacy bumps on its recent UK launch; now it's going off-road. The Street View Trike packs the same 3D camera usually mounted on Google's road-travelling Vauxhall Astra cars, but it's instead fixed on a three-wheeled bike designed to negotiate footpaths and dirt tracks.

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Eminem doing the Sri Lanka baila

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Creative personality checklist

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Dog protecting its injured mother on the highway

Pretty heartwarming.


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How to lose your cell phone

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Nike Air Fornicators

Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe:

"Nike is proud to continue its commitment to new and innovative products with the first ever sneaker developed exclusively for sex," president and CEO Mark Parker said. "Stylishly sculpted and contoured for enhanced comfort, the featherlight Air Fornicator provides superior energy return to reduce fatigue and boost the libido."

"With this shoe you will last longer, experience more pleasure, and fuck smarter," Parker added.

People tower

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Cool genre

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Guy balances car on his head

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Nigerians

Top ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD.

8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

5 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

3 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?”

2 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

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Wall spider is watching you masturbate