Soldiers crossing the street

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The Singapore way

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LA's dopest attorney

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Best break-up ever

Barbie, now with slutty tattoos

The funniest part is the title of the article: Barbie given tatoos by makers to mimic high-profile celebrities like Amy Winehouse.

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Jack's note

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Stylish swine flu masks

More - Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico

Broken turtle

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One-faced guido

Another creepy guido that has the same face (or at least looks in the same direction) in every picture.


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Decapitated Martian

Picture taken by the Mars Spirit Rover:


That is clearly a Martian's head. And the government is deffinitely covering it up!

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Ceausescu hoodie

If you're from Romania, you can now get your own Funny Face CHE ausescu hoodie.

Cybering

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Somersault (almost) gone wrong

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Brick break fail

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The NSFW vault

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Ravens vs. owl

A bunch of ravens attack an owl but it's ok, because the owl is like the Jean-Claude van Damme of birds.


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Google Maps swine flu tracker

View H1N1 Swine Flu in a larger map

Purple marker is confirmed or probable
Pink marker is suspect
Yellow marker is negative
Fatal cases have no dot

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Quagmire energy drink

Fg Quagmire Cherry Pop Energy Drink 24 Ct Cs:

For those late night parties, the Griffins' neighbor Glenn Quagmire turns to Cherry Pop Energy Drink to keep him rocking until the sun comes up. Now available in a pop-top can, you too can shamble into the night with the smooth, refreshing cherry pop tast.

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Steve Irwin shows us how the snake won't bite

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Bigfoot sighting

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Nike tat

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Laughing Degu

Degu is a small rodent living in South America. Degu's are known to feed on agricultural crops, causing significant damage to farms every year. This specific Degu must have been caught right after feeding on a Marijuana plantation.

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He said he'd die 'when pigs fly'

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Pig flu symptoms include personality disorder

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Swine flu is offensive

Israeli official: Swine flu name offensive:

ERUSALEM (AP) — The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official Monday.

Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he told a news conference at a hospital in central Israel.

Both Judaism and Islam consider pigs unclean and forbid the eating of pork products.

Scientists are unsure where the new swine flu virus originally emerged, though it was identifed first in the United States. They say there is nothing about the virus that makes it "Mexican" and worry such a label would be stigmatizing.

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Swine flu propaganda

From 1976.


This is gonna be the end of everything!

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Protester of the day

Setting yourself on fire is so yesterday. Serb cuts off, eats finger in wage protest:

The state-owned Raska Holding textile factory in southwestern Serbia used to be a major producer that employed 4,000. Today, it has just 100 workers, some of whom have not been paid — for years.

To dramatize their plight, a union official Friday used a hacksaw to cut off most of the pinky on his left hand. Rather than give his bosses the finger he ate it.

"We, the workers, have nothing to eat. We had to seek some sort of alternative food and I gave them an example," Zoran Bulatovic told Reuters today. "It hurt like hell."

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Bikini tan

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Invisible door

Cat gets pranked.


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Coconut transportation

This is one overloaded rickshaw! Surely a road accident waiting to happen, this Indian coconut gatherer was so desperate to get his haul to market in Mysore, he stacked them on his three-wheeler and took off.

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Monkey vs. tigers

Another oldie but goodie. A cheeky gibbon that doesn't know what's good for him.


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Mustached horse

Doesn't want to get a shave. Moustachioed horse evades barbers:

Alfie, a 10-year-old Shire-cross, is said to flee if he thinks he is in danger of getting even a trim.

The horse also refuses to let staff at the stables in Bitton, Gloucestershire, into his stall there for fear that they will remove his whiskers.

"He's obviously rather proud of his facial hair,"

"He runs a mile if he thinks we're going to trim it."

Dog gets ball from pool

Without doing any swimming.


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More pictures with Michael Jackson's stuff

Everything at Neverland is for sale.

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Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction

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Tough job

T-shirt

Amazing action sequence

Rajini Kanth thrashes bad boys the typical Indian way.


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Mom visits with a cake

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Rihanna pop art

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Japanese blood pressure pills commercial

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The world's oldest people

According to the Bible: Did People Like Adam and Noah Really Live over 900 Years of Age?:


And according to Wikipedia.

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My cat and I

26th October 1956: Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world dances with his pet cat in the doorway of his Worthing home. Measuring only 30 inches high, Mr Behrens has made a living by travelling the world with Burton Lester's midget troupe. (Photo by Harry Kerr/BIPs/Getty Images)

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My dad and I

Robert Pershing Wadlow (February 22, 1918 – July 15, 1940) was a man who, to this day, is the tallest person in medical history for whom there is irrefutable evidence. He is often known as the "Alton Giant" because of his Alton, Illinois hometown.

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Amazing Asian beatboxing kid

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High quality printer

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Carousel

Never trust a clown!

Crying wall

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Squirrel will 'cute' for peanuts

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Busted on Facebook

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Maru vs. box

Maru, the hottest cat since lolcats, playing with a big box.


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Ultimate technology products

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Pincess Leia about George Lucas

Carrie Fisher talks about George Lucas and her Star Wars experience at the AFI Life Achievement Award: A Salute To George Lucas.


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Earring Magic Barbie

Wait, what?

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Why so serious nail

With French, lol.

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One-Eyed Monster movie trailer

It's like Alien meets The Thing and with Ron Jeremy's dick.

When a ferocious blizzard strands the cast and crew of an adult film shoot, the ragtag band of eccentric heroes must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien menace which has literally possessed the casts largest member -- Ron Jeremy (naturally.

After slaying Ron, his detached penis embarks on a spree of carnal carnage on a colossal scale.

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Mom and dad

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They are looking for you

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ER workers call 911 to assist patient outside their door

This week, a builder in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada informed the City Hospital Emergency Room staff that a man in a hospital gown had just collapsed outside the door. The man was within feet of the ER and was in obvious need of help.

Leaping to action, a member of the ER staff called 911. The 911 dispatcher called an ambulance. After a 4 to 6 minute wait, the ambulance arrived.

The ER staff made no attempt to step outside the door to look at the man, assess his needs or help him. That sort of emergency is something that emergency workers wouldn't handle. Rather than help, they chose to call 911 to assist a man they could see through the doors.

Fortunately, before the ambulance arrived, security guards did the logical thing-- they helped the man into the ER. Were it not for the security staff, the ambulance workers would have had to do the job.

According to Patti Simonar, director of emergency and critical care services for the region, what the ER staff did was standard procedure. After all, having the ER staff to go outside the door creates a risk for the patient (?) and staff.

In a similar incident, back in 2006, Ron Bitz arrived at the hospital ER 10 minutes before it opened (9:00 am) suffering from a heart attack. He was not allowed to come in. Rather, an ambulance was called. The rescue workers worked on him until 9 and then carried him into the ER.

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Wrestling gone wrong

Warning! Stupid people getting seriously hurt.


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Blowing

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Richard Branson surfing with a naked supormodel on his back

This is how you do it!


Richard Branson:

‘What can you say if you are asked to pose with a naked lady? I only wish I had eyes in the back of my head.’

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Hyundai will do anything

How to sell cars during recession.


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Thanksgiving dinner

More pics with Brutus the bear and his family.

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Kanye West is homies with Jesus

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Are you happy now?

Bike wants to win

No biggie...

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It's in the family

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Bike tricks shot by Thomas Edison

Bicycle Trick Riding, No.2, 1899 and The Trick Cyclist, 1901, by Thomas Edison. Too bad there wasn't break dancing back then...


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Google Maps alphabet

Google Maps Typography: (w/ links too all the letters)

Over the course of several months beginning October 2008 to April 2009 I've spent some of my spare time between commercial projects searching Google Maps hoping to discover land formations or buildings resembling letter forms. These are the results of my findings limited within the state of Victoria, Australia.

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Giving up

More facts from Google Trends:


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Baby Shaker app for iPhone

Baby Shaker was available for $1.40 for two days before Apple removed it. Apple removes Baby Shaker iPhone game as parents outraged:

"On a plane, on the bus, in a theater. Babies are everywhere you don’t want them to be," the game's synopsis says.

"They’re always distracting you from preparing for that big presentation at work with their incessant crying. Before Baby Shaker there was nothing you could do about it."

"See how long you can endure his or her adorable cries before you have to find a way to put the baby down!" (game synopsis)

Reception was pretty bad in The Middle Ages

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Spectacular soccer foul

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Busted

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World's largest joint

From Hempfest 2008.


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Baby is safe

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Why I don't like crowds

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Fire tornado

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Pay nothing until April

You better start spending!

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Party boat fail

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Cop arrests journalists

One stupid cop arrests a journalist and a camera man for no particular reason allegedly interfering with police business.


Shouldn't you like be told what crime you are arrested for when they arrest you, or at least be read your rights, like they do in the movies?

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She gets things done

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Ladders

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

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Working during traffic

Wi-Fi connection is for free in Moscow.

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Reporter forgets he's on live TV

A bit of a blooper...


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TV accident

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Naked gnomes

Council orders widow to cover up naked garden gnomes after complaint from neighbour. Now she has wet T-shirt gnomes:


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Michael Jordan facts

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.

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Skateboard stunt gone wrong

What happened?

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Monkey butt inspector

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Mamie Van Doren, 78

Mamie Van Doren (born February 6, 1931) is an American actress and sex symbol.

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Skiing accident

French skier gets hit in the nuts.


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Pink and creamy

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Dangerous pigeons

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Tattoo of the day

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Sizes around the world

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This is what I call a guitar hero

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Neck beard

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Notes for entering the tower

At the Oriental Pearl Tower in Shanghai.

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Ouch

Looks like someone won't be having children.

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Fox doing what foxes do

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Young Latika is for sale

Slumdog star Rubina Ali’s dad puts her on sale for £200k:

‘Slumdog Millionaire’ child actress Rubina Ali’s instant success has made her dad so greedy that he has decided to put her on sale.

In a bid to cash in on Rubina’s international stardom, father Rafiq Qureshi has put her up for adoption, demanding nearly 200,000 pounds.

He offered the deal to News of the World’s undercover fake sheik.

‘Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future,’ Rafiq told the undercover.

‘I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future,’ he added.

Catholic church logo

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The Fantom caught on camera during an interview

The Fantom is a superhero that's been seen on the streets of Budapest and he fights crime(littering). He's also scaring people while at it.

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Casual shoes day

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Before and after

More bizarre ads

Sign of times

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Extreme balancing

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Google Torrent Search

Google Torrent Search
Where is your God now?

DIY Jesus on a tortilla

Make your own Jesus on a tortilla. You can also easily make a Che Guevara.

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How to fail a breathalyzer test

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Man in bubblesuit jumps off a building

Don't try this at home!


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Horse riding simulator

Gallop, trot and amble on the Ridemaster Pro Simulator:

The Ridemaster Pro comes with a screen upfront which displays a number of courses and to replicate a real horse closely, users will sit on a synthetic horse model that gives real time feedback. What’s more, the horse’s head and legs move to give the simulator users a comprehensive riding experience. With this simulator, you can gallop at full chat or just enjoy a leisurely trot. The simulator will also give its users a nice workout courtesy its real horse-like movements.

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Leg WTF

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Teeth chiseling

No more bj's for the husband.

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Girlfriend pranks boyfriend

With mousetraps.


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Woman breastfeeds her dad

Apparently it's a good way to treat cancer. I breastfeed my dad:

As Georgia Browne breastfeeds her baby son Monty, nothing could seem more normal or natural. At eight months old, Monty thrives on his mother’s milk, but someone else is also thriving on Georgia’s milk – her father Tim!

That’s because Tim’s battling cancer. He drinks his daughter’s breastmilk every day to boost his immune system and give him the strength to fight the disease.

After researching the idea on the internet, Georgia, 27, expresses her breastmilk as often as she can for her father to drink. He has the milk on his bowl of cornflakes every morning. It’s been his daily routine for the past six months and Tim believes the milk has given him a boost.

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Ice levels are high

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Bohemian Rhapsody on old school computer gadgets

Instruments used:

* Atari 800XL was used for the lead piano/organ sound
* Texas Instruments TI-99/4a as lead guitar
* 8 Inch Floppy Disk as Bass
* 3.5 inch Harddrive as the gong
* HP ScanJet 3C was used for all vocals.

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Self-made helmet

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Cat hunting disappointment display

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Predestined name

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Man vs. dog eating contest

Guess who wins.


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Fire vehicle

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Old woman vs. truck

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Must have coffee in the morning

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Words just hypnotize me

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Google Street View Japan