Funniest death scene ever

The skater's death scene, from the 1987 movie Hard ticket to Hawaii. Why don't they make them like this anymore?

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Dog running in his sleep

Bizkit the dog dreams he's being chased by a pack of wild chihuahuas and he has to run for his life and he ends up hitting the wall.

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This driver thought of everything

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Crack

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Stuff evoution can't explain

Richard Dawkins' The Ancestor's Tale fails to explain some facts:

1) Why heavy fish, like whales, don't just sink to the bottom of the ocean
2) Why most trees are so much taller than necessary
3) How non-biological animals, like crocodiles and ostriches, came into existence
4) Why sharks haven't grown legs, moved onto land and taken over the world
5) The existence of invisible species that remain undiscovered

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Japanese chick robots

Japanese toy maker Sega is selling cyborg chicks that look and feel like the real thing. Modelled on 3-day-old chicks, they has touch sensors that trigger them to chirp or flap their wings when their back is stroked. They costs about $19.

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Tested on animals

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The proper way to sell a bike

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US Capitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations

Here's an interesting view on the matter.


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Pet Rocks

For real. Wikipedia:

Pet Rocks were a 1970s fad conceived in Los Gatos, California by advertising executive Gary Dahl. The first Pet Rocks were ordinary gray stones bought at a builder's supply store and marketed as if they were live pets. The fad lasted about six months, ending with the Christmas season in December 1975. During its short run, the Pet Rock made Dahl a millionaire.

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Two kids traded for a bird

Trio Swapped Kids For Bird:

A trio of Louisiana nitwits agreed to swap two young children for a $1500 cockatoo and $175, police charge. The deranged exchange was hatched after Donna Greenwell, a 51-year-old trucker, learned that the bird was being offered for sale by Brandy Romero, 27, and Paul Romero, 46. According to Evangeline Parish Sheriff's Office investigators, Brandy Romero told cops that Greenwell contacted her and said that while she could not afford the cockatoo's price tag, she did have children to trade (in a bid to sell the bird, the Romeros posted a flyer at a barn, where Greenwell spotted the notice, which included a photo of the cockatoo)

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Mindfunk

Apparently, this is a picture of something sold on eBay.

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John Turturro talking about Jesus Quintana

Actor John Turturro describes how the character of Jesus from Joel and Ethan Coen's The Big Lebowski was created.

John Turturro as Jesus Quintana, an opponent of the Dude's and Walter's team in the bowling league semifinals match. This eccentric, Latino, trash-talking North Hollywood resident speaks with a thick Cuban-American accent, and often refers to himself in the third person, insisting on the English pronunciation of his name (GEE-zus) rather than the Spanish (Heh-SOOS). "The Jesus", as he refers to himself, is a pedophile and generally creepy pervert who did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year old. Turturro originally thought that he was going to have a bigger role in the film but when he read the script, he realized that it was much smaller. However, the Coen brothers let him come up with a lot of his own ideas for the character, like shining the bowling ball and the scene where he dances backwards, which he says was inspired by Muhammad Ali.

The character of Jesus Quintana was inspired, in part, by a performance the Coens had seen John Turturro give in 1988 at the Public Theater in a play called Mi Puta Vida in which he played a pederast-type character, "so we thought, let's make Turturro a pederast. It'll be something he can really run with", Joel said in an interview. - Wikipedia

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Before they were famous

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Matt Damon

Harrison Ford

Renée Zellweger

Avril Levigne

Snoop Dogg

Ben Stiller

Barbara Streisand

Cameron Diaz

Cher

George Clooney

Halle Berry

Hugh Hefner

Jennifer Love-Hewitt

Oprah Winfrey

Richard Gere

Robin Williams

Will Smith

Charlize Theron

Milla Jovovich

Gwen Stefani

Katie Holmes

Sharon Stone

Pamela Anderson

Leonardo di Caprio

Brad Pitt

Demi Moore

Dita Von Teese

Hulk Hogan

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Britain's most unfortunate names

Reaserchers have put together a list of unfortunate names of British people. The Telegraph:

BRITAIN'S MOST BIZARRE NAMES:

* Barb Dwyer
* Pearl Button
* Ray Gunn
* Helen Back
* Stan Still
* Jo King
* Lee King
* Terry Bull
* Mary Christmas
* Max Power
* Paige Turner
* Sonny Day
* Tim Burr
* Teresa Green
* Will Power
* Anna Sasin
* Chris Cross
* Doug Hole
* Justin Case
* Barry Cade

Worldwide:

* Anna Prentice
* Annette Curtain
* Bill Board
* Carrie Oakey
* Dr Leslie Doctor
* Dr Thoulton Surgeon
* Dr Payne
* Les Plack
* Priti Manek
* Dr Sumey

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Wolverine's advanced field survival class

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Kitten infestation

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Mouse gets stuck with tail in honey pot

After the cat failed to catch him, this little mouse came to face his inevitable fate.

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Paris Hilton's clean shirt

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Puppy playing with teddy bear

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My Google Adsense earnings

I have been doing pretty good lately, so I decided to show you guys.


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Elk takes a seat

Elk Tangles With Bar Stool, Is Now Wearing It:

EAGLE COUNTY, Colo. -- An elk that apparently tangled with a bar stool is now wearing the bar stool on its neck.

Reports about the cow elk started coming into 7NEWS more than a week ago. Now residents in the area have taken photos of the elk wearing the bar stool.

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Social networking sites breakdonwn

Check out the charts for other sites - A Completely Unscientific (Yet Accurate) Look at Social Sites

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Barack Eastwood

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Mechanized street sweeper

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Stains got his cupcakes

Stains, the dramatic cupcake dog was named Entertainer of the Year by The Soup, the show that meade him famous. And this past Friday, he finally got his cupcakes. No more terror for this dog.

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Motivational poster: Photography

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Retarded tabloid headlines

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Russian snow car

If the snowmen could drive they could prefer this Russian snow car for a ride.


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Live TV scooter fail

Guy on scooter makes his entrance on a live TV show with a bang.

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The hairy club for men

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Sometimes it's permitted

My friend Laci would love it there.

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Gaping hole costume

It's doable. You'll need:


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The beauty of botox

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6-year-old boy soccer skills

Check out Algerian 6-year-old Madin Mohamad's mad dribbling skills.

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The important issues

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Solving infertility problems

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The Joker ski mask

Here's what I'd wear if I was robbing a bank.

Inspired by The Dark Knight movie, this officially licensed Joker Ski Mask & Winter Beanie will keep you warm on the coldest days. It also looks pretty darn mean too! The Joker's face has been printed the line up with your face for an eerie effect that will have you looking like the joker in no time. You can use this ski mask over your entire face or roll it up as a winter beanie.

Demolishing a building

Demolishing a skyscraper using the "Daruma-otoshi" method. Daruma-otoshi is an ancient Japanese game. Here's a little video that's explaining it in slow motion.

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Man busted for smuggling snakes on a plane

Metro.co.uk:

A man has been arrested after trying to smuggle 44 snakes and lizards onto a plane.

But customs officers spotted the snakes during an x-ray screening of his baggage, and hauled him off the plane.

The bags contained 24 Shingleback Lizards, 16 Bluetongue Lizards and four snakes.

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Caption this

Mangled by a zebra

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Tan makes you beautiful

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Sasha Obama keeps seeing creepy Bush twins on the White House halls

While riding her tricycle.


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The Phoenix Bird scarification

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Space Invaders planning t-shirt

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Can I eat her now?

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Safety third

What's second?

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Woman's weave stops bullet

Unbeweavable: During a shootout, she took one in the head but the bullet stopped in her weave.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Because it looks like a urinal.

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Remote controlled remote control

From Sony:

The new remote control—along with the additional remote it is designed to control—will soon come standard with all Sony televisions, allowing viewers to remain "more immobile, more stationary, and more physically inert than ever before."

The new device, which can be controlled via remote control through the use of a second remote control unit, will replace older models that needed to be held in the hand to be operable.

"Constantly leaning forward to pick up the remote control from the coffee table is a tiresome, cumbersome chore that will soon be a thing of the past," Sony director of product development Dan Ninomiya said. "These new remotes, should they be left on the coffee table or in some other barely-hard-to-reach place, will not need to be picked up and actually pointed at the screen in order to work."

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Fire drill gone wrong

Firemen. This is why they train them.

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Strictly forbidden

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Captain Obvious

Thank you!

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Tornado hits soccer game

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Highway ice skating

On an Autobahn in Germany.

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When you see it...

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Fireman swallows cat

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Yo dawg, I heard you like spoilers

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The inventor of USB

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Why they call it PMS

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The Oscar winners leaked?

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Kingsford, the little piglet

The cutest pet ever.

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100-ft-long snake seen in Borneo

This is no joke. According to Daily Mail, grown men are talking about it.

The picture, taken by a member of a disaster team monitoring flood regions by helicopter, has sparked a huge debate about whether the photos are genuine or merely the work of photo-editing software.

Even the respected New Straits Times newspaper in Kuala Lumpur has asked readers to make up their own minds about the photos. People who have studied the photograph of the shape taken from the air have dismissed suggestions that it's a log.

People who have studied the photograph of the shape taken from the air have dismissed suggestions that it's a log.

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Amazing Indian movie special effects

Indian action movies are just getting better and better.

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Supernatural powers poll

Here are the current results:


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Indian boy marries dog

They married a girl to a dog to chase away evil spirits. This time, it's a boy. And they did it to keep him safe from a tiger. Google News:

NEW DELHI (AFP) — A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday.

The ceremony at a Hindu temple in Orissa state's Jajpur district was conducted with all the rituals observed at traditional weddings, including a dowry for the bride -- the village bitch.

Parents of the groom, one-and-a-half year old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum -- considered a bad omen.

Community elders believed the growth would lead to the boy being killed in a tiger attack -- a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog.

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Strange looking baboons

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Dinosaur vs. Christian fish

Darwin wins.

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Horse tail thieves

Some people rob banks, and some steal horses' tails. The Telegraph:

The latest outbreak has occurred in a rural area southeast of Denver in Colorado.

An intruder broke into a pasture and unevenly cut off the hoof-length tails of half a dozen Belgian draft horses and ponies.

Other horse owners in Elbert County, Colorado, have also reported tail thefts, while similar cases have been recorded in recent years in Iowa, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Florida.

But police are puzzled as to the motive behind the crime. Horse owners said it would not make commercial sense to steal tails in such limited quantities, as horsehair fetches no more than $80 (£56) a pound.

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Lizards on couches

Three cool lizards are better than just one cool lizard.

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Female boxer banned for having breast implants

She used to be a model, now she wants to be a fighter and they just won't let her. Daily Mail:

Sarah Blewden, 25, has been told that repeated blows to her false breasts could knock them out of shape and damage her breast tissue.

The pretty pugilist had breast enlargement surgery in 2003 to take her chest size up to a 32C from a 32B and to boost her modeling career.

She turned to boxing two years ago as a way of keeping fit but realised she had a natural talent for it.

Bizzare arrests

10 Most Bizarre Arrests: #6 The Boy who got arrested for opening his Xmas gift too early:

A South Carolina boy, 12, was arrested on December 2006 after his mother called police to report that he had unwrapped a Christmas present without her permission. According to a Rock Hill Police Department report, the child opened a Nintendo Game Boy, though he had been directed not to by family members. When the boy's mother learned that the $85 gift had been opened, she called cops, who charged the juvenile with petty larceny. In an interview with The Herald newspaper, the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent, described her son as a disruptive child, noting that she hoped his arrest would serve as a corrective to disorderly behavior at school and home.

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Cave house for sale on eBay

Caveland.us:

Our story begins in December of 2003, when Curt found a cave while searching for commercial property in our area on Ebay. That’s right, we found our cave on Ebay! A couple of weeks later we visited, and fell in love with the place.

It took us nearly five months to complete the purchase, and just over four years to build our offices and home here. Throughout most of this time, we lived in a giant dehumidified tent inside the cave.

During that time, we did some of the work, and had help with a lot of it. It all came down to time and money—we used whichever one we had. We give our heartfelt gratitude to the many individuals who have helped us shape our dream.

On May 19th, 2008, the City of Festus approved our occupancy inspection for the cave. Officially, this completed our project. This is now where we live, work, raise our family and celebrate life!

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Obama pencil drawing

More hyperrealistic pencil drawings by Cath Riley

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Awesome slo-mo lightning

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Goat no. 10

God made him like that. And he can join a football team or something.

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KKK baseball team

Racist people love sports too.

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Driving into huge a dust storm

This is not a scene from some movie. It happened in Australia in December 2007.

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Why Power Girl doesn't have a logo

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Unflattering Hillary Clinton photos

A collection of awkward Hillary Clinton moments - The Really Truly Hillary Gallery

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Johnny Cash/Cypress Hill mash-up

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Always Coca Cola

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Giant rat from China

It weighs six pounds, it has one-inch-long teeth and this guy caught it, picking it up by the scruff of its neck.

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MySQRL failure

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iDogs

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Futon holding system

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Obama sushi

Or something like that.



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Allergy-free cat

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No peeing or else...

You get it, don't you?

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Christian Bale gets pissed at Peter Griffin

Christian Bale's flipout on set already made it as a spoof on the latest Family Guy episode.

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The effects of World of Warcraft

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Obama's elf

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Ambigram t-shirts

Available on the Neatorama online store.

Bear sleeping bag

Great for camping and sleeping outdoors in the woods.

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Hand/brain dominance

Is there any truth in this?

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T-Shirt translation fail

And me I feel also not so good just by looking at this t-shirt.

The Daily Mail has some more cases of engrish for you.

Crowded lemur

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Shoe throwing etch-a-sketch

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Things I know about women

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MacGyver charging his iPod

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So that's what it stands for

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How to: Noel Gallagher

3D Illustrator Liz Lomax shows us how she sculpted rock legend Noel Gallagher of Oasis from a piece of wire, tinfoil, Super Sculpey and oil paint. Created and inspired by her love for Noel.

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Things Whitney Houston wants to do

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Booby traps from Vietnam

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Truck carrying political promises

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Stuff people put on their resumes

I don't know who put this list together, but according to the source, these are all real, none of them are made up.

1. I am very detail-oreinted.

2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.

3. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!

4. Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.

5. It’s best for employers that I not work with people.

6. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

7. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.

8. If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.

9. My fortune cookie said, “Your next interview will result in a job.” And I like your company in particular.

10. I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.

11. Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity.

12. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.

13. Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.

14. Graduated in the top 66% of my class.

15. Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.

16. Previous experience: Self-employed-a fiasco.

17. Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business.

18. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.

19. I am a rabid typist.

20. I have a bachelorette degree in computers.

21. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.

22. Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.

23. I worked as a Corporate Lesion.

24. Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.

25. Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.

26. Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis.

27. Special skills: Thyping.

28. My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and can sometimes offend.

29. I can play well with others.

30. Personal Goal: To hand-build a classic cottage from the ground up using my father-in-law.

31. Objective: I want a base salary of $50-$60,000 dollars, not including bonus. And some decent benefits. Like a retirement plan, health insurance, personal or sick days.

32. Experience: Provided correct answers to customers’ questions.

33. Education: Graduated from predatory school with honors.

34. Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.

35. I have happily been a “kept man” for the past 10 years.

36. Have extensive experience in turkey manufactures as well as new product development and implementation.

37. I am accustomed to speaking in front of all kinds of audiences. I make points as well as I can.

38. Personal: Five children. Dog: Jasper. Cat: Morris. Gerbil: Binky.

39. While in military, was instrumental in creation of a treat detection system.

40. My compensation package at my last job included a base salary of $64,500 with excellent benefits including flextime. I am looking for a position in which I can work a more flexible schedule.

41. Hire me and you won’t regret it - I am funny, cute, smart and creative… really.

42. Referees available upon request.

43. Previous rank: Senior instigator.

44. I have recently sold my home and I now live in a large RV so I will be able to relocate quickly.

45. Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me.

46. Cover letter: Desire the chance to showcase my delightful personality, intelligence and superior judgment, which are so hard to find these days.

47. Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes.

48. Objective: To obtain a position where I can make a difference, infecting others with my professionalism, enthusiasm and dedication.

49. Strengths: Impersonal skills.

50. Special interests: I like any projects that are fun.

51. Please explain any breaks in your employment career: 15 minute coffee break while working at a home improvement store.

52. Vocational plans: Sea World.

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Drunk at the press conference

The Japanese finance minisiter and governor of the Japanese national bank, Shoichi Nakagawa looked pretty wasted at a G-7 press conference in Rome this weekend. Of course, he denied he was drunk.

Nakagawa, a close ally of Prime Minister Taro Aso, told reporters that he had drunk alcohol the day before the press conference and took medicine on his flight to Rome for a meeting of Group of 7 finance leaders and central bankers on Friday and Saturday. He said the combination may have affected him badly.

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Unarmed and extremely dangerous

I think these guys should get the death penalty without a trial.

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No more elevator music

The maker of elevator music goes bankrupt. Muzak Files for Bankruptcy:

NEW YORK — Muzak Holdings LLC, the maker of elevator music, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Tuesday.

The company had heavy debt load, and it filed to try to refinance some of its debt. Its total debt is between $100 million and $500 million and it has assets of less than $50,000, Muzak said in a court filing.

Fort Mill, S.C.-based Muzak filed for court protection in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in the District of Delaware in Wilmington. The company expects to continue to operate as is. A statement said it has “sufficient means” to support itself through a bankruptcy reorganization.

The company got an extension last month on $105 million in debt, it said in a statement. The extension ran out Tuesday.

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Guantanamo Bay junk sale

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