the big lebowski
no one fucks with the jesus
You said it man.
your foot was over the line
Totally shopped. I can see the pixels...
What you meant was "Nobody fucks with 'The Jesus'"
Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the Rules? Mark it Zero.
Where's Donny??? Nicely done!
NOTHING IS F**KED? THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
vee stomp on it and sqvuush it
The dude abides!
Go find the wii bowling Labowski scene on youtube... its cool
Donny this is not vietnam, there are rules.
I am the Walrus...
i myself dabbled in pacifism...not in 'nam of course.
that rug tied the room togetherdudearino his dudenesscareful man, there's a beverage here (i love white russians)
Fucking awesome, dude
I'm sorry I wasnt listening.
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"
Someone make this into a game!
Mark it zero! It's a league game, Smokey.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism. At least it's an ethos.
Your phones ringing Dude.
Man that guy can roll.... yea but he is a pedo.Jesus the original pedo bear ( movie jesus )"8 year old dude"
Vee cut off ur Johnson
I sure as shit don't f**king roll! Shomer shabbos!
Shomer F**king Shabbos....
F**k sympathy! I don't need your f-in' sympathy, man, I need my f-in johnson!
Obviously your not a golfer.
For those new to Lebowski :http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes
his names lebowski? thats your name dude!
Everyone knows you never see The Dude or Walter actually roll...
please don't say Jesus, God would not like to hear his son name used like this
shut the fuck up faggot, we'll say jesus whenever we want
It's "The Jesus," not Jesus. Two distinct people. One of them hangs around bowling alleys and plays with kids. The other lives a few doors down from me and drinks tequila. Oh, wait, you mean THAT Jesus, the one with the virgin mother. The one down the street doesn't know who his dad was, or how much mommy was paid.I can see the confusion between them though, they both hung out with a whore named Mary. In the one case I mean Magdalene, not his mother the virgin. The one near me brought a stripper home for a while, until the tequila ran out and he saw that just because they're called strippers doesn't mean they look good. BTW, Anonymous, when did your god die? Mine already read this, and hopefully found it funny. He was probably saddened to see someone use his name to try and stop the laughter.Laughter is a good thing. Anyone suppressing it is acting on behalf of Beelzebub, and wrapping their lies in God's name. And back on topic: Nice Marmot.
Dude why do you have to cuss so much?...The F*ck do you mean man?
Ill suck your dick for a thousand bucks
We wants da money, Lebowski!
I TOLD THOSE FUCKERS THAT I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS!
What are you? Fucking Park Ranger?
Is this your homework Larry
"smokey man he's got severe emotional problems""you mean, beyond pacifism?"
this is what happens larry!this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
I am masturbating right now.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
what day is this..?...
Ve believe in NOTHING Lebowski!
THE BUMS HAVE LOST, MR LEBOWSKI!
Bullshit Dude, mark it eight.
It helps with conception
You, you pull your piece out on me, flash it around the lanes, I take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.JesusYou said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus
Brendt has got to pay a thousand bucks if he want to watch.
Yeah, that looks really top!
You mean Johnson?
Great art. But I might point out an inconsequential non sequitur- The Dude never bowls, at least not in the Big Lebowski.
Sure, he's never actually seen bowling in the film but it's a pretty safe bet The Dude bowls.Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city... that ain't legal either.
Strong men also cry.
Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle.I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should be a fucking cakewalk. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Just me and Charlie, man, eyeball to eyeball. That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
AND A FINE DAY TO YOU TOO, SIR!
Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit...
8 year olds dude...
they're gonna kill that poor woman
Brother Shamus? What, is that some kind of Irish Monk?
I would right a quote, but I believe they've all been said. Kudos to everyone! That's what I want to say
You rule. This is fucking brilliant.
You're killing your father, Larry!
What do I have to do to get high-res versions of these?
You could contact Jude Buffum
You brought a fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
So every time a rug is micturated upon in this great city, I have to pay for its replacement because my name happens to be lebowski?
Vagina, I mean you know the guy?
FAIR?! Who's the fuckin' Nihilists around here, you bunch of fuckin' crybabies!
Hey listen to me PENDEJO nobody mess with THE jesus (and then appears the song hotel california in spanish)Nadie se mete con jesus me escuchas pendejo hahahaha th ebest movie ever