Anti douchebag collar clips

Monday, July 6, 2009


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90 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

so what's wrong with shoulders looking big?

Anonymous said...

that's not what it means

Anonymous said...

"unpturned"?

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking that turning up your collar in this situation is actually the anti-douche bag move. Wow.

Anonymous said...

@ "upturned":

Think more labially.

Your Mom said...

You're all dumb!

Anonymous said...

obviously shopped

Anonymous said...

Fuch ThEsE commEnTs

Anonymous said...

this is fuckin retarded. its the real douchebags that would by this shit. what a waste of had earned dollars. just keep your collars down normally, there you go. idiots.

Anonymous said...

its not a real product. idiot

Anonymous said...

Well, thats kinda funny, however I dont see how is Eastern Europe and "turning unp" collars even related, unless thats another stupid american habit, turning up collars in Europe? Is that so, douchebag?

Anonymous said...

shopped..

Anonymous said...

Great comments I just love the fact that some people actually seem to have no idea that it is a Miller Beer advert insteads of a real product. I laughted just about as hard at the comments as the advert thanks again!!

Anonymous said...

Funny but popped collars and Europe? wah?

Anonymous said...

I don't know about it being a European thing, but it's a common enough obnoxious cunt move here in the states to warrant a product like this.

Popped collars are usually accompanied by a Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews addiction, drinking Mickey's, trust funds, date rape and the phrase "bro" being uttered entirely too much.

Haley said...

Oh, America.....
I haaaaate people sometimes. >_<

Super PĂ©rolas said...

Thats very Funny
http://www.superperolas.com

Anonymous said...

anyone who doesnt get the joke has probably been on the internet too long

Anonymous said...

and "dawg" they say "dawg" alot to... goddamn brodawgs

Gregory said...

If you pop your collar you're an asshole.

Anonymous said...

awesome, but obviously shopped

Ross said...

This is not "shopped", it's a Miller High Life ad campaign developed at Saatchi & Saatchi New York. There are a few others to see, http://www.scaryideas.com/content/11847/
These are some interesting comments on this page, it's like looking at a train wreck.

Anonymous said...

Eastern Europe and popped collars, what the hell?
It's pretty much just an American douchebag phenomenon.

Anonymous said...

Fcuk you High Life! Lower your price of 30 racks back to 13.99 ya GOD DAMN hypocrites!

Anonymous said...

haha

while some you are right that the "bro" using douchebags are the american version of the collar poppers ive been to a lot of european countries and the place (including usa) ive noticed popped collars the most is germany

also its an american joke that eastern europe is 20 years or so behind the rest of the world (did anyone see eurotrip?)

and yeah wtf - miller tastes like balls - the only reason to buy it was they were a couple bucks cheaper than anything else - put the prices back where they were

Anonymous said...

i dont get the eastern europe part (finger)

tom said...

god you're all so retarded. douchebags pop their collars in the united states, yes, but its perfectly acceptable to pop your collar in europe (this ad specifically says eastern, but england, france, germany and italy are into it as well, spain not as much, and in belgium, netherlands and switzerland, its kinda frowned upon, at least from my experience). SO, the ad says "we're not in eastern europe...no. you're in america sailor" which means, while it might be acceptable to pop your collar in eastern europe, it is not acceptable to pop your collar in america.
and stop saying "shopped" like you're really smart for figuring out that it's not a real product. the miller high life log is in the corner dumbasses. i want to beat each of you with a pillowcase full of doorknobs, you're such wastes of human existence. and miller high life sucks.

Anonymous said...

@Tom:
I'm from the UK and if I see somebody with a popped collar, I laugh at them. As would most people here, because it looks utterly ridiculous.

Agnes said...

Hello... I think it's suppose to be a joke.

Anonymous said...

shopped is an internet joke assclown.

flame warrr arrrrgh zomg

Anonymous said...

its jus a piece of clothes poeple. try harder not to worr about couchebags and travell to east euriope to see if you aint it. piece!

Anonymous said...

@Anon who @'d Tom:

The UK isn't the same as Germany, which he clearly stated. Way to fail at the language your country named.

Anonymous said...

Is that shopped? I saw something ostentatious on www.oakleafmarket.com that reminds me of it.

Anonymous said...

Oh man! This is freakin awesome! I would buy a box of these and it would justify a man bag just to stop this douche-baggery. It would be my public service in ridding the world of the polo popped collar. Great advertising Miller....

Anonymous said...

I don't see why you all are getting so worked up about this. lol It's just a stupid false-advertisment.

Anonymous said...

oh my god, you bunch of losers, who the f... would ever want to buy a pair of collar clips. surely its harder to keep collars up than it is to them down.

Anonymous said...

It's sarcasm. Some people just don't get it

Anonymous said...

97% of you people are mentally fucking retarded!?!

Anonymous said...

oh my god, it's a bloody joke, most of you are fucking retarded... the SOLE purpose of this ad is to poke fun at the 'DOUCHEBAGS' who actually think it is cool to wear polo's with the collars popped, Dear lord I'm scared for the human race...

Anonymous said...

So umm have any of you heard about that neat invention called the PAPER CLIP?? hmm you can use those and save yourself alot of money..DUH!! I'm a girl btw and think this is one of the dumbest things for a shirt. Not only do you look like a douch but a huge dork! Do you pick up radio stations with those too?! LOSERS

Anonymous said...

Shopped! I've seen alot of photoshopped material and this is very poor .The pixels are all wrong on the collar by the clips.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, why doesn't anyone GET THE JOKE?

Anonymous said...

Looks like I'm talking to myself again

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. Miller is treating it's clueless clientele as if they have an affliction worse than alcoholism. .....(from the book/album Explaining the Joke by Stillborn Larry and the Shakin' Bay Beez)

Anonymous said...

Open letter of acknowledgment to all who claim these people are retarded, fucking, fucking retarded, douchebags, bags of douche, stupid, Americans, non-joke getters, astute photoshop pointer-outers: It's been me all along. It's so entertaining to screw with you anonymously, because I can get you all so agitated by simply playing ignorant. For all of you who fear for the intelligence on the internet beware. I am lurking on all boards, trolling for arrogant dimwits who feel like correcting people because that's how they orgasm. PIECE!

Anonymous said...

Aw man, I love the internet. This is the only time I have appreciated trolling. Everyone who says,"omg people are lik fukin retarded". Keep in mind that these people are just trying to make you flip shit. And the "this is shopped" is an internet meme, the joke is that they say something is photoshoped when it would be illogical for it to be shopped. Jesus-fucking-Christ.

Anonymous said...

I got about halfway through the comments when I read one complaining about the price of beer. As it turns out nearly 40% of what you pay for alcohol is to cover government imposed taxes. Thanks you democratic party.

Idiots... said...

I think it's great that it takes 40 people to say the same thing.
No, this is not a real product, and yes, it is probably photoshopped. Who gives a shit? Does it really keep you up at night, whether this is real, and whether you can just use a paper clip to correct the problem? My god, wtf is America coming to, raising people with this level of stupidity?
Hilarious ad, I (unlike many people here, apparently), understand this joke, and appreciate it.

"Dear lord I'm scared for the human race..." - you are so right.

Anonymous said...

Morons. It's a Miller High Life joke ad. The clips are made from beer cans. *slaps forehead* I do like the "unpturned" typo, though.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this so much fun, making fun of each other and getting made fun of? Gosh, I feel like a real bro. I feel like one of the guys. I feel like drinking a miller high life and then getting a flaccid collar and making fun of Europeans and being so wasted I decide to spell upturned like a fucking dyslexic. Sometimes I just want to belch real loud, take a big wiff and shout "America! U.S.A!!!!"

Anonymous said...

Im so glad I am Canadian....gods your all retarded. (I am truly sorry to the 2% of Americans who do not have a severe mental disablity)...btw this post is actually hilarious and thank you for sharing this with the intelligent members of the internet

Anonymous said...

I used to think that an upturned collar made me cool, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't get laid. Now, with these collar clips, I look good, and I'm getting MOUNTAINS of snatch! Thanks, Miller collar clips!

Anonymous said...

Really no one here drinks beer? Fu#k this collar bullsh$t! Why am I paying so much for beer now than what I was last year. High Life is full of sh$t. Fu#k you god damn nerds!

Anonymous said...

How did a Canadian get on here? You can leave comments when you have a real country. Run along now.

Anonymous said...

It's probably the same person trolling the site, who cares really, get a life

Anonymous said...

america sucks everyone hates america but stinky americans and their popped collars

Anonymous said...

poop

Anonymous said...

LOL. I love people who don't understand sarcasm. D-bags.

Anonymous said...

Thank you all for the good laugh...I needed it. U.S.A. U.S.A.!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

i get the joke and its kinda funny i guess but i hate miller its nasty and people on this site are f---ing retards

Anonymous said...

LOL no shit it's shopped. it's a fake ad, fucktards.

Mystery Shopper said...

This is very obviously shopped. I can tell as I've seen many shops in my time. Also the shadows are wrong and there are too many pixels.

Anonymous said...

@Anon who @'d Anon who @'d Tom
Tom clearly says "but england, france, germany and italy are into it as well" as ashamed that i am that an englishman would willingly class himself as being from the UK, it is a part of it. so way to fail at the language your country stole. learn to read.

This is getting ridiculious said...

Mystery Shopper, STFU, who CARES it was shopped!? "I can tell as I've seen many shops in my time"
You pompous ass. Get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

@This is getting ridiculious (sic)

You sir are an idiot. Also, learn to spell.

Anonymous said...

if you would look at it enough you would realize that it has a beer company logo on it so obviously it is part of an advertisement campaign and not a real product to be sold
you are all such dumb-asses
ITS A FUCKING ADVERTISEMENT!!!

Anonymous said...

so hang on, how much does beer cost in america now? cos if you used to get 30 for $13.99 thats about a third of the price in the UK...

Anonymous said...

how long have you guys been on teh tubes?? saying 'shopped' is "encite a comment-riot 101". Thinking they mean it is like thinking the advert was real. Im basically pointing my finger at you pointing your finger at them.. comical really ;)

therese said...

haha

Anonymous said...

what's funny is that in eastern europe they make fun of douche bags in for popping their collars in america.

Anonymous said...

FIRST!

Anonymous said...

People are just as much a douche for doing this in England. Well, in my opinion anyway...

Anonymous said...

this is pretty awesome. Very funny.

Brian R said...

I don't know why popped collars draw so much hate. They have useful applications and are certainly not a "phenomenon" as they've been around for over 25 years.

Maybe if you understand the history of upturned collars you'll understand why it's "rich douchebags" that wear them. So here it is:

I don't know if any of you belong to a country club or ever go golfing, but you're required to wear a collared shirt. So you go out for tee time, maybe you're rushing, you certainly don't wanna miss it. Well you forget sunscreen or just don't bother, but then around the fifth hole, you start to feel the back of your neck getting burned. What to do? Well, simply flip up your collar to protect your neck from the sun!

Now, if you live a "leisure lifestyle," (that is, you don't work but still get paid) you may often start your day with a round of golf, flip up the collar to protect your neck, and forget to set it down. This is why it has become a sign of wealth or class.

Also keep in mind that most tennis players wear collared shirts as well as sailors etc.

Brian R said...

Oh forgot to say, I like to suck massive cocks.

Tyler said...

Brian R's comment is shopped I can tell by the pixels in the word "like".

Anonymous said...

Fuckin' Yanks are so stupid!

Anonymous said...

morons...its the turned up collar guy thats the douchbag...they're ANTI-Douchbag clips! Now we need some anti-retard boxing gloves to keep you people from posting dumb-ass remarks.

Anonymous said...

did he die?

Anonymous said...

The USA is the only real country, with real beer, like Miller. All the other countries are popped and photoshopped.

Anonymous said...

Disregard that last comment, I suck dicks.

Anoniminiymouse said...

This is enjoyable! I have seen about three other sites, like this, full of silly comments about something completely harmless, and, just like the other two sites, it turns into a nation war...how very drole. I am for the UK, and just as "Brian R" said (Tally-ho brian! Pip-Pip and all that!), turning up your collar is not bad, or wrong, ar a sign you are of a lower class than the fine men and women who have taken their time to comment on this delightful page on the interweb, but is a clothing trend that has been used by these "Douchebags" (what a delightful word! must write into those oxford chappies one day...). It is something, that if you yanks played a proper sport like cricket, you would find that the sun can be rather painful on a chap's neck, and so one can use the collar to protect the fine english skin. Maybe if you told these "Douches" this, they would apologise and only wear their collars up outside? But I digress, you yanks would never do that would you, being the loudmouth pansies that you are! Try playing another proper sport, rugby, which is similar to your "american football" but we dont wear kevlar body armour, we play like gentelmen, instead of closing your eyes and jumping on people, and we dont take breaks every 30 seconds so we can cry to our mummies about how your helmet got scratched. Grow up!

And give us our language back, you are ruining it...

Anonymous said...

jesus there's some dumb fuckers on here

Jesus said...

I know, it's where I keep them.

Anonymous said...

it's funny, because Eastern European fashion is decades behind, and it's an advertisement for High Life. that shit is the best. And I'll ignore all that disagree.

Anonymous said...

Boy, Anonymous, you sure do talk to yourself alot. :)

Anonymous said...

I quite like popped collars. It keeps the sun off my neck...

Anonymous said...

shopped x4

G&G said...

wost ad ever.... whatever, like anybody would wear fucking "coller clips" and why the fuck is the model wearing a miller shirt? Ive modeled before and they would never let you wear logos like that. and wtf is up with you people saying Eastern Europe is behind on fashion... MUGATU is from Eastern Europe and he's so hot right now.

Anonymous said...

That's great. haha

And it's a joke people.
Its not a serious product.
So chill out.

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