Paris Hilton and her cell phone(s)

Paris Hilton, American Treasure:

Paris Hilton is being sued over some crappy movie in which she appeared (the producers claim she failed to adequately promote the bomb). In a March 4 deposition, Hilton, 28, again showed why she is an American treasure. While being quizzed about her cellular phone usage, Hilton noted that, "I've never looked at my phone bill in my entire life," adding that she was unaware who paid such things for her. "With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time," she testified. "I probably get a new cell phone like every two weeks." Later in the deposition, when questioned again about her phone, Hilton was apologetic: "I just feel bad. This is my first time looking at a phone bill."