10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"
Monday, April 13, 2009
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- Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
- Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
- Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
- Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
- Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
- Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
- Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
- Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
- Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
- Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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The religious right is clueless on this issue. I made an art piece to highlight the stupidity of the Yes on 8 folks, and just thought I'd share it.
Being gay is not taught. It is all mental. I know plenty of kids raised by gay parents and they are strait.
Humans are far from the only species on the planet that can be gay.
If I were gay I'd go here: http://hotboxsports.com/
man i wish i ould just kill all the fags ... world would be a better place and my marriage would be safe from gay "ass"aults
I am also seriously against the 'gay' philosophy. But this post of yours was a complete dump of bullshit!
Gay marriage is wrong because this is not how God instituted it, and not the way it was meant to be. It's wrong in every sense of the word. No matter how much you try to moralize it or justify your actions it is still wrong and one day you will have to stand before God to explain yourself according to His standards and not yours.
well thou shalt not be gay is not in the ten commandments and aren't those the super sins? so I think God is going to be more pissed off at all the adultering straight people destroying their marriages than two monogamous gay people who are happy, productive members of society....
1 Reason Why Gay Marriage is Wrong:
1. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: "Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God."
God condemns homosexuality. Why does there have to be any other reason? If you claim to believe the Bible, you must agree that homosexuality is a sin. That is just logic.
ummm... Straight Christian Girl Supporting Gay Marriage, your pseudo-Christianity just got pwned!
for⋅ni⋅ca⋅tion
/ˌfɔrnɪˈkeɪʃən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [fawr-ni-key-shuhn] Show IPA
–noun
1. voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other.
is =/= ought
Believe it or not, there is no god... So don't connect your intolerant toughts to your imaginary friend.
Why does it matter to you people if someone is gay or not. In your logic, you go off to heaven and they go off to "hell". So if they want to go to "hell" let them do it. you can just ignore it and live your own life and let them live their own lives.
It's all ways a religious thing with most people. I don't get it. The bible was composed over thousands of years by people who took stories from other faiths and embraced them as their own. Quit taking the bible so literally. If people did take it literally, no one would eat seafood(Leviticus 11:9-12), slavery would be acceptable(Deuteronomy 15:12-15), divorce would be illegal( Malachi 2:16), and since the bible never says at what age two people can get married, we'd probably see pedophilia getting popular
I would like to correct Jeff Stacy.
The King James Version of the Bible translates 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 as:
"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Would you look at that - no mention of the word 'homosexual'. I don't think your God would be happy with you re-writing his words Jeff. And I'd be more worried of the term "abusers of themselves" Jeff, as you sound like a complete wanker.
Realist ... those are in the old testament. If you had a clear understanding of christianity you'd know why that makes your point silly. But to get back to the actual "10 Reasons" - I've never heard any of these arguments from anyone opposed. I guess I just hang around level-headed people. Either that or these are all strawman arguments. I did like number 5 though. I laughed and then said to myself, "We don't like those idiots messing up marriage either."
I'm not gay at all. I don't care what other grown adults do in their bedroom. If they choose that life, why would I care. They wouldn't choose a tough life of descrimination unless they really were gay.
Also, listening to some ancient book about some zombie that lives in the clouds, reads everyones thoughts simontaneously, but won't bother to take a trip to Earth to prove its existence is not a reason that being gay is wrong. I didn't read that book which was created by people 2000 years ago which were using it as a way to control gullable people, but I'm pretty sure it says to love everyone. There are some good morals to the stories in that book (just like with the 1000s of others man created over time) but I don't think that's a way to make your life decisions.
Gay people have every right to be just as miserable and every other married couple. So why not let them?
It's amazing that even after four hundred years of American progress, we still have people who believe as the Pilgrims did. Better look out guys, if the gays don't get you then maybe the witches in Salem will. Or better yet, look out for Indian attacks from the frontier.
every punk ass person who believes that this "god" hates fags really need to get their head out of their ass.
i mean seriously, how is being gay such a descrimination?
shouldnt you be worried about more important things like RAPE or MURDER!
I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT ARE AGAINST GAYS,
i really hope that you burn in hell (: