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I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

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Where do you think you're going?

Come back here!

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Cordless massager?

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Jesus seen in a bathroom

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No respect for the law

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Funny Halloween costumes

Some funny, geeky and uncomfortable Halloween costumes.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The prisoners from Hancock

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The shocker

Lego Darth Maul and Obi Wan Kenobi

Lime cat

Katie Holmes on Perez Hilton

Happy Halloween!

Spam message in a bottle

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Guy hanging from a billboard

This billboard, featuring what appears to be a man hanging from a rope, has caused outrage in China. It's been displayed on a mall and it says: "It's better to invest money here than put it into the stock market." The creative director behind the ad, said they are just "making fun of the depressing stock market".

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A brief history of communicaton

The evolution of the means of communication, presented in a very short animation.

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The hugest tongue you've ever seen

She could beat you to death with it.

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Snow White got pinched

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Meetup

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Meat art gallery

Meat After Meat Joy is a group exhibition of contemporary artists who use meat in their work, currently running at the Daneyal Mahmood Gallery in New York City. Curated by Heide Hatry, the show’s title refers Carolee Schneemann’s performance/happening Meat Joy (1964, embedded below), itself projected in the gallery. The show features sculpture, photography, painting, and video pieces “in order to investigate the paradoxical relationship meat has to the body.” - Link

Here's a piece called Animatronic Flesh Shoe, made by Adam Brandejs. It's stitched together with pieces of rubber, latex and the artist's own skin and controlled by an MP3 player, which makes it vibrate, sometimes scaring the crap out of the visitors.

Chicken race?

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Diving

Caption: Don't fart in a wet suit! (via)

AC/DC video in Microsoft Excel

The first music video made in an Excel spreadsheet, with ASCII. You can download the .xls file here

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The airplane safety instructions from Fight Club

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Look away

Don't look!

My eyes are bleeding!

Climbing the tower

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How to make a Persian Cat

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Amy Winehouse?

No, Dennis Rodman...

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Headless Horseman dog Halloween costume

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Why a man shaves his head

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Liquid smokes

A company has created a fruit-flavoured herbal drink that claims to deliver the same fix as cigarettes.

Called Liquid Smoking, it promises an instant high followed by a 'euphoric calming feeling'.

It is recommended that you drink it while smoking a cigarette.

Stop! Hammertime! Firefox add-on

Useful stuff!

Simply install and marvel as you hear MC Hammer sing whenever a page is stopped! Includes a new feature to allow you to change between a Hammertime button or a standard stop button - Now you can have the vocal without the visual! Install on friends computers when they're not looking for maximum enjoyment.

Install now

Why so curious?

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Geeky shampoo

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Sinner's

From democrats and environmentalists to Jehovah's witnesses, everybody loves the Devil.

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This is what you get when you cross a human with a giraffe

Photoshop?

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Toilet sign

Do I go? Do I not go...?

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Japanese tug of war

Japanese TV shows are just getting better and better. Here's another great piece of televised entertainment involving stockings.

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Resistance is futile

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When you see it...

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Russian luxury SUV

The Combat T98 is the Russian Hummer, a combat armoured vehicle made by the army. Pictured, is the "VIP" version, with full options, natural leather and wood interior.

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20-year-old walks free from court after claiming mental problems caused by cannabis

He was given a five-month jail sentence, suspended for 18 months, after he shone a laser pen he bought on eBay at a police helicopter.

Pilot Steven Cholerton said he was forced to take a sharp right turn after being dazzled by a 'bright and blinding green light' that 'illuminated' the cockpit for 'about three to five seconds'.

The court heard Porter had been treated in hospital four times for a 'drug-induced psychosis' brought on by cannabis use, and that he had smoked cannabis shortly before the offence.

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I can has eyebrowz

Would you hit it?

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Bouncie, bouncie...

Awesome video animation made with pictures.

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Headless Prom Queen Halloween costume

It looks a little uncomfortable. But still, the coolest costume ever. More pictures here

Non-biased sign

Who are you voting for?

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10-year-old boy protesting

Kinda cute, but so wrong...

In New Zealand, home of Boobs on Bikes and, apparently, dozens of kiwi trees, a lone believer stands in the cold, alone in his noble quest, and silently holds up his protest sign, desperately hoping he can make a difference. Unfortunately, sometimes these lone believers are alone for that reason-- very few people agree with them.

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Slave Leia pillow fight

In breaking news, scientists are apparently now able to take a photo of my dreams.

Am I really the only one who doesn't find Carrie Fisher very attractive...?

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Wanted - Manbearpig

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Things you'll never hear a man say

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Pumpkin Pi

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Why punctuation is important

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"Missing" milk carton hat

Go missing for Halloween this year. You can get it here.

Website haikus

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With a little faith, you can do it!

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Sarah Palin inflatable love doll

• She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaskain years
• Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy
• Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate
• Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote
• Bypass the Bush and have some MILF

This Is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll

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Fair warning

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Don't drink, use for bong!

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Bad landing?

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Now that's a kinky constume!

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Wassup 2008

Slightly different from the old one, adapted to modern times. And pro-Obama.

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Whatta hell is going on here?

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Mom... help!

This is why it's good to live with your mother. She's always got your ass...

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Taking the test

Oh, college...

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Bizzare campaign picture

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Dumb and dumber

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Happy Halloween, kids!

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No more Vodka

Here's an email I have received:

In an ongoing effort to find you a better way to drink, we wanted to warn you of something we’ve noticed recently in several top bars, restaurants and clubs: vibe-killing, stereotypical, continual robotic consumers of a flavorless, odorless, colorless spirit called vodka.

These robotic individuals (let’s call them vodkabots for short) drink their super-duper ultra-premium, ten times distilled and ten times filtered vodka on their way to wrecking your night out!

In an effort to help you identify these dreaded vodkabots, we’ve created a website that identifies the most flagrant offenders and their heinous nightlife crimes.

The End of Vodka

Lightning strike kills 52 cows

Here's a morbidly funny story: neither more nor less than 52 cows have fallen victims of the wrath of the gods, when a single lightning bolt struck a wire fence, killing all of them instantly. Poor animals...

In this picture released by the police department of San Jose, some of the 52 cows that were killed by lightning lie along a fence on a ranch in Valdez Chico village near San Jose, Uruguay, Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2008. The cows were killed when lightning hit the wire fence during a fierce storm, according to police.

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Camel tow

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Weapons of mass distraction

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Purple Jihad

They only fight for one thing... two.


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Awesome cat

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Obama 2008 Halloween pumpkin

And if you want to make your own Obama pumpkin, here's another pattern you can use. Because Change we need!

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Don't forget to turn your clock back

Amazing balancing skills

It takes some serious balls to do what this guy does. Do not try this at home!

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Penis enlargement CD

It's the new Discover Penis Enlargement Self-Hypnosis CD! And if you listen to it carefully, your penis will grow bigger! And apparently it's working cause here's a customer review:

I purchased this product in order to spice up my sex life (or 'nasty funtime' as my wife and I call it). Quite frankly this compact disc has ruined my entire life. After letting this CD play overnight, I woke up to the surprise of the friggin century. My nether regions are now nearly the length of a damn football field. Yeah, thanks ALOT! I can barely shoehorn myself into a pair of pants and when I finally do, I walk around with a friggin TENTPOLE bulging out the front. Talk about uncomfortable! I got fired from my job because they claimed I was being "entirely inappropriate in the workplace." It's not like I could help it!

On top of that my wife has left me because she's too freaked out to be near me while I'm clothed, much less in the bedroom. Speaking of freaks, I've had to join a Freak Show in a traveling carnival because they're the only people that would hire me now. In fact, we may be coming to a town near you. Keep an eye out for me. They call me the Amazing Gargantuan Penis Man. Can't miss me.

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Hello Kitty scarification

Tattoos are old fashioned. Flesh removal, baby!

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Must look nicer when it's healed.

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Dog is chillin'

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Get rid of small annoying dogs

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It's only for "small" dogs, so I guess that makes it all right...

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Crazy facts from our world

• In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

• Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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• There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

• In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

• In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

• In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

• Butterflies taste with their feet.

• An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

• Starfish don't have brains.

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Tunnel fail

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It happened in Prievidza, Slovakia.

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Mad cat

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Spider eating bird

If anyone doubted the existence of bird-eating spiders - often depicted in horror movies set in the jungles of South America - the proof is in these amazing photos from Australia.

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Trampled by a bull

Farmer Hillary Hutchinson suffered horrendous head injuries after he was trampled by a 30-stone bull. This is what he looks like now:


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Academic salaries

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Best graffiti ever

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Retired revolutionary

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Animal pictures

Koda's owners were concerned after he suddenly started vomiting, they promptly took him to an animal hospital...


...when a vet raised suspicions that Koda had swallowed something, the owners soon realised where their children's missing bouncy ball had gone.

Go to the animal pictures of the week slide show.

Stuff I would never do #12: Mess around with an alligator

This idiot plays with an alligator, tries to piss it off and just won't let go until something bad happens. Why do people do that?

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Gators have a reflex that when something touches the inside of their mouth, their jaws slam shut. That's why idiots routinely put their heads inside their mouths; as long as they don't touch anything, they are safe.

He's lucky the gator didn't roll. They usually do that after they bite something to "break" it up enough to stop resisting. (Nothing Toxic)

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Spot your boss!

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Heist waiting to happen

This picture was taken at the Bank of England:

Less than a decade ago, the noble metal was trading at a mere $275 an ounce. Today, an ounce of gold fetches $787.80 (£460), making each of these bars worth around £200,000, or as much as a top-of-the-range Ferrari (and, before long, more than the average London house).

In fact, there are around 15,000 bars in this picture alone - that's about 210 tonnes of pure gold, with a value of nearly £3 billion. And there's plenty more out of view. - Link

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Crowded motorcycle

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Video site with tractors

If you're a tractor man, you're in for a treat. It's called YouTractor and it's just like YouTube, only with tractors.

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5000 years of history in 90 seconds

A Flash-animated crash course history lesson about the kingdoms and empires in the Middle East.

Motivational poster: Blogging

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Romantic T-shirt

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Che

Benicio Del Toro is Che Guevara in Steven Soderbergh's Guerilla

Architectural fail

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Nice...

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Violent arm wrestling

This is one of the craziest sports ever. Does anyone know what it is?

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Zimbabwe dinner tab

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Small breast epidemic warning

According to a report released Monday by U.S. plastic surgeon general Dr. Louis T. Saddler, an alarming number of American women are suffering from dangerously small breasts.

Ladies, protect yourselves.

Mooning the police

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How To Crash With Style

This guy is awesome!

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You're doing it wrong!

Horse, fed up with dog, decides to give him a taste of his own medicine. - Pics

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The after-sex cigarette

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E's

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Bible study

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She's still doing it

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Sheep skull

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Auto-Urine Therapy

When all else fails, you can try this:

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Ways of using AUT:

Drinking:
Morning urine is best. Take the middle stream. You can start with a few drops, building up to one glass a day. Good as a tonic, as a preventive and in minor illnesses.

Fasting:
Drink all the urine you pass, except for the evenings—otherwise you won’t get any sleep. You can also take some extra water. The urine will quickly change its taste into almost neutral. Fasting on urine and water cleanses the blood. Toxins are removed through liver, skin and exhalation.

Gargle:
Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold.

Enemas:
Urine enemas work very well in cleansing the colon and in providing a direct immune stimulant.

Vaginal douche:
Helpful in cases such as yeast problems, white discharge, etc.

Ear and eye drops:
For ear infections, conjunctivitis, glaucoma. For the eyes, dilute the urine with some water.

Sniffing urine/Neti:
Sinusitis and other nose problems. Very good preventive for colds and to clean the subtlechannels in the head. (Link)

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Christopher Columbus and Google Maps

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Don't underage drink!

That's it, I'm quitting underage drinking!

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The 5 presidents

More funny photoshops with McCain's tongue.

The Wii Fit Kamasutra Edition

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Amputee with a sense of humor

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Best Halloween costume idea ever

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Yoda grammar

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Doggy satellite dish

Rusty is inside. He's watching Oprah.

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Camouflaged

Where are they?

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Teen prgnancy tends to drop

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Snake charmer baby

India — Children of the many snake charmers in the village of Padmakesharpur are no strangers to cobras. Early encounters with defanged or devenomed snakes help the babies grow up fearless.

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Obama vs. McCain Haloween Masks

This meter was calculated by comparing the all-time sales of the following groups of items. Updated hourly.

Obama is in the lead. Support your president

Tetris Halloween costume

A bunch of guys got together and taped a bunch of cardboard boxes together, painted them, and used electrical tape for the black outlines. Then, presumably, they went out and let the praise and accolades rain down upon their cube-covered selves. - Link

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Things that keep me awake in New York City

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Swimming with tigers

Traditionally, trainers have struggled to build an attachment with the largest of the big cats. But The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species, or TIGERS, near Miami, claims to have overcome the problem by encouraging both tigers and humans to swim together in a specially adapted pool.

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Weird 9/11 tribute

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Aircon 1 - Cute dog 0

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Dangerous driving stunt

"Look mom, no hands!"

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Victims of Marijuana vs. victims of Marijuana laws

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Atheist motivational poster

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Cartoon laws

Cartoon Law I -Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.

Cartoon Law II -Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly.

Cartoon Law III -Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.

Cartoon Law IV -The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.

Cartoon Law V -All principles of gravity are negated by fear. Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth’s surface. A spooky noise or an adversary’s signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

Cartoon Law VI -As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once. This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character’s head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled.

Cartoon Law VII -Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.

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