MILF attack

Ok, this is not what it looks like. In the Philippines there's a group of Muslim separatist rebels that call themselves Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

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God's coming cancelled

Scottish band Attic Lights used an image of Jesus with the front man's face on it and the caption 'God is coming' for a poster to promote their album, which made the authorities a little angry. And apparently they got cancelled. This picture was taken in Glasgow:


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Snake head attack

A rattlesnake's head that's no longer attached to the rest of it's body and still attacks. It's just like Bruce Campbell's hand, only for real.

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Branding babies

Popular Science Magazine - Issue: Dec, 1938 [via]

Sometimes headlines just write themselves

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Geeky T-Shirt

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MySpace Mexico HQ

Funny internet cafe's around the world

Doctor Freeman

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Chances of being called a Fag by a total stranger

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The dark side of the Moon

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Road block

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Fat guy pulls an amazing stunt

"With enough lube you can fit very big things into small holes".

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Punches

People doing various activities suddenly getting punched in the face in slo-mo.

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Cheap garage

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McCain's debate notes

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Bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehenge

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Jellyfish to the face

Here's an instructional video that shows you what to do in case of a jellyfish attack. Courtesy of Wonderhowto.com

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Fake or not?

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Hello Kitty tooth

This tops all the other weird Hello Kitty products. [via]

Getting ready in the morning

The difference between men and women.

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Adwords fail

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Airplane pushing

Only in China! Passengers of a flight were asked to get out and push after their plane broke down shortly after landing.

Airport staff were called out to help push, but they had to ask some of the 69 passengers on board to help because the plane would not budge.

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Motivational Poster: Lawful Evil

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Large Hadron Collider fact #14

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Ceiling Cat is watching you

Ceiling cat, probably the most famous cat next to longcat, is watching over everything.

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Spanish Ferraris on strike

Economic crisis in Spain. Ferrari drivers take it to the streets.

La protesta de los promotores españoles [via]

Listen to yourself

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Machine gun fail

50 cal shooting gone bad. Funnier than in cartoons...

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Global Positioning System

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Pimpin' painting

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Addicted chatter

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Chuck Norris origami

Make your own. Here are the pieces and the instructions.

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Funny wedding cakes

When it comes to weddings, people tend to get a little overcreactive with the cakes they make. You get a cake for your birthday almost every year but your wedding is only once, so you best make it special.

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Ninja food

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Are you a total loser?

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Corrections

Here are some things that just had to be set straight:


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Lego domination sex

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Palin in the corn field

Republican vice-president nominee Sarah Palin is spread across 16 acres of corn field in a place called Whitehouse in Ohio.

It took an artist from Idaho at least 8 hours to mow down corn stalks in a Palin pattern, complete with her familiar updo hairstyle and eyeglasses.

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How to move up the corporate ladder chart

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Adidas rubber boots

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New employee prank

This new employee has to go through an initiation ritual that involves him lifting a big bag of plaster over his head.

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The Falkirk Wheel

Looks a lot like a photoshop, doesn't it? Well it's not.

The Falkirk Wheel
The Falkirk Wheel is the only rotating boat lift in the world. It was designed to connect the Forth and Clyde Canal and the Union Canal in Scotland and it's open for tourists, who can take rides on the boats.

The difference in the levels of the two canals at the wheel is 24 metres (79 ft), roughly equivalent to the height of an eight story building.

Here's a video of the wheel lifted from one canal to the other:


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Bullfrog vs. sparrow

A small sparrow hops around on some leaves on a lake and gets ambushed by a bullfrog ending up as his dinner. And it's all captured on camera.

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Costs of killing someone chart

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Lego surfer

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SFW XXX

Do you know those SFW porn pictures that have been going around the internet and that I personally have seen about 10 million times by now and therefore started to hate?

Well now they made a video out of it and I must say it's a lot funnier than the pics. Even though it's still a little NSFW .

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The helping alien

No translation needed.

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Amazing ping pong skills

If Jackie Chan got into table tennis, this is how he'd play.

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Batpug

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Optimus Prime in a parking lot

Done by artist Guillaume Reymond for the IMAGES'08 Festival in Vevey, France.

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Motivational Poster: Epic Fail

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Google Android phone vs. iPhone

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Call center conversations

Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall."

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Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?"
Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
"If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off."
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ."
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "OK."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: ; "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?"
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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired . This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

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DIY Pedobear

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Print, fold, glue!

The gastrointestinal system subway map

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Faster than an F1

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They pay me to read the news, not to put the fire out

A fire breaks at a radio station and the whole studio is about to burn down but the anchorman is too busy to put it out because he is reading the news.

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"We don't need no water let the motherf-- burn..."

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The new U.S. dollar bill

Mr. Washington must be rolling in his grave.

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The vertical bed

The Vertical Bed is the new invention that helps people sleep in standing position wherever and whenever they want. Artist Jamie O’Shea has tried it, making a demonstration in New York City earlier this month and it works.

This weekend, starting at 6 am on Saturday the 13th, I will engage in slumber in the standing position, incognito, in the public sphere, on the street. I will do this every four hours, at 6, 10, and 2, for forty minutes at a time, in a polyphasic sleep schedule. I will become architecture, absorbing the vertical nature of the city. If it works, apartments will cease to be necessary, the distinction between inside and outside, day and night, rest and activity will erode.

I should try this at work. I wonder if my boss would notice.

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Woman on a racing circuit

Former F1 driver Riccardo Patrese pranks his wife by taking her for a ride on a racing circuit in a Civic Type-R and scaring the begeezus out of her. His wife, who is obviously Italian, screams and acts like one all along.

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LOLcats book

People loved them and apparently they still do because the "i can haz cheezburger" cats made it into the bookstores. The book will be available on Amazon.com on October 7.

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Why we drink

An animated stream of consciousness flowchart video that takes some facts from life to show us why we drink.

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Disconnected

A slo-mo video of something disconnecting from the power line. Does anyone know what this is?

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God and gay marriage

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Good thing or bad thing?

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Every wife deserves a facial

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Russian squat toilet

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Father of the year

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Time traveling bread

Beautiful video advertisement featuring a boy on a journey that takes him through over 100 years in Britain, while he carries home his Hovis bread.

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Staple British bread brand Hovis have released a new advert showcasing over 100 years of the nations history. Part of Hovis huge relaunch campaign, the ad is a mammoth 122 seconds long celebrating the 122 years since Hovis was established.

Filmed in Liverpool, with a cast of over 750 extras many of whom are ordinary Brits cast off the streets, the ad depicts the highs and lows experienced by Britain during Hovis existence - including World War I, the suffragette movement, the first motor car, World War II, the 1953 coronation, the swinging sixties, England winning the World Cup, the 1980s miners strike and the Millennium celebrations. It ends with the poignant message As good today as its always been reinforcing Hovis strong brand heritage and marking the beginning of a new Hovis era.

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Google goatse Tshirt

For those who (unfortunately) know.

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The greatness of iPhone 3G

Original car tunning

You don't see this on Pimp my Ride...

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Catapult fun

Good, clean, improvised, dangerous fun!

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The swinging Hitler

Watch The Führer, accompanied by his henchman Goering, getting down on Loituma's Ievan Polokka. Very funny and 'trippy' video. I couldn't take my eyes off it for a half an hour.

New Wheels on the Block

Here's a special boy band from Norway performing their own versions of some famous songs.

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Google censorship

Here's an example of the Chinese censorship on the internet - the difference between Google image search results for the term "Tianmen" in the US and then in China.

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Uninspired ad placement

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Now accepting MasterCard

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Motivational school name

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Sleeping positions

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Motivational poster for emos

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How to lose the game

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Chinese army special training program revealed

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Counter-terrorists win!

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What's wrong with this police car?

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Nine Inch Nails and the Blue Screen of Death

The Blue Screen of Death keeps popping up at NIN concerts. Apparently, it's not due to technical malfunctions but it's part of the act.

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Subliminal images

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Bicycle for the whole family

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From Popular Science Magazine, Oct, 1939. [via]

Pervert candy

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Real life Homer and Marge Simpson

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CNN reports:

I found the original article, if you wanna read it. Snopes says it's a hoax but don't listen to them. They're all a bunch of liars. LIARS!

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Trucks tip

Watch what happens when a tow truck tries to help out a bigger truck that's been tipped over. Remember boys: the rule that a vehicle left without the parking break on in neutral on a slope tends to go downhill applies to trucks too.

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Another beautiful traffic pic from Bucharest, Romania

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All BMW accident

Remember the 3 Audis involved in an accident? Apparently the Russians have a thing for crashing 3 cars of the same type at a time.

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Eyelid piercing

If somebody asked you what's the weirdest part of your body that you could get pierced, what would you say? The eyes? I guess that's not possible. At least not yet. But what about the eyelids? It's been done. Lots of times.

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I wonder why people do this. And if they do it, do they wear it all the time? Would they wear it at a job interview?

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Call center conversation

Not everyone is meant to use a computer. And this conversation between call center and a client is here to prove it.Here's the proof that not anyone should use computers:

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared"
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"

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Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? I s it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer"

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The upside-down rainbow

It appeared over Cambridge, UK and scientists say it only happens in very exceptional conditions.

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Look at the size of that cat!

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Thanksgiving rat

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Dog escape

Watch this Beagle escape from a large dog cage. I have seen David Copperfield escape from Alcatraz but that was really nothing compared to this.

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Guy takes a picture of himself every day for 17 years

Must take some real determination to go through with something like this. Here's an interesting time-lapse video that shows a guy aging about 17 years, from 1991 to 2007. It's made of pictures that he took of himself every day in this period.

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He finally ended it the day he got a girlfriend.

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Epic fail

You can have it on a T-shirt.

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Anal fisting got a lot better in 2006

It's a very funny and curious thing but it's true.

Short man vs. leggy woman

The world's shortest man, He Pingping, met up with Svetlana Pankratova, the woman with the longest legs, in Trafalgar Square, London, to publicize the release of "Guinness World Records 2009."

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Frog stripped to the bone

The circle of life, presented in all its gory glory. A frog is stripped to the bone by a host of young spiders, eager to gorge on its remains. So, one entity expires but leads to the sating of the hunger of so many others.

Violent Death in the Insect World: Stunning Photography

The real Lassie

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Mad cow

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Nazi beer pong

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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a Velociraptor?

I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
The people who made this have definitely made it after seeing Jurassic Park. And it's not very accurate. I mean - look

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The Compact Muon Solenoid experiment

The Compact Muon Solenoid (CMS) experiment is one of two large general-purpose particle physics detectors built on the proton-proton Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

You can watch live webcam feed from the Compact Muon Solenoid here

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Lol Enter Sandman

Metallica's Enter Sandman sung by internet cats, 4chan style.

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Kicked in the face by a horse

With the risk of stating the obvious, I'm gonna say this guy had it coming.

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I just HATE drawing welfare!

A young attractive black guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year...'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . You started it.'

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The Great Wall of China toilets

Akward situation

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Golf is looking good these days

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Sex with a Toyota

I keep hearing about people having sex with cars, I even posted about them a coupler of times on this blog and I always wondered hoe that works. Here's a drunk guy going at it.

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Old lady car jacker

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Star Wars condoms

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Cheap apartments on this street

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Roller coaster surprise

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Sign eaten by tree

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The Large Hadron Collider results

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Sneaky cat

One would think cats can't travel without moving. Here's some footage that proves otherwise.

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Cats are not to be trusted!

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Scissors

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The cockberg

Picture taken in the Bransfield Strait, near Antarctica, by photographer Andy Rouse - A. Rouse

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Title of the day

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