Motivational Poster: Text Messaging

Laughing Yoga

This guy reminds me of me when I was 4 years old and I was fooling around.

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I wonder how this works. Do you have to have a certain state of mind while doing it? Is it enough just to laugh because you're watching this video?

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Invincible Moose

Invincible camels have been known to exist. Why won't there be invincible moose? Or is it meese...?

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The Killer Condom

What's more awesome than a bunch of condoms running around, killing random people on the street? This is probably the best movie ever made...

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Peg Mirror

A mirror made of wood.

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Exhibited for the first time at bitforms gallery, Daniel Rozin's "Peg Mirror" comprises 650 circular wooden pieces that are cut on an angle. Casting shadows by twisting and rotating in unison, wooden pegs forming concentric circles surround a small central camera. The mirrored image produced in this work is activated by software authored by Rozin that processes video signals and breaks up imagery geometrically, seemingly pixel by pixel. The silently moving wood components in this piece flicker like jewels or coins in the spotlight, challenging our notions about what constitutes a "digital object".

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Chopsticks Cut With a Dollar Bill

Here's how strong the mighty buck really is...

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Doggy Oops Snapshots

Oban, the dog initially wanted to jump and made a run for it, but during the process, he changed his mind.

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Ikea Instructions

Here's the guide for how to put together Ikea furniture. Originally appeared in Esquire (June 2006)


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Crowded Bus

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Satanic School Children

Teaching Satan's way in Chinese schools is really easy.

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Kitteh Porn

Image macro waiting to happen.

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ASCII Art

Captain Picard facepalm
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Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie Doll

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See if you can guess what animal this is

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It's an Angora rabbit

Haha! Missed Me!

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Bob Marley is Not Dead

He's been spotted at a nursing home

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Banana in Syrup

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School Locked Down After Ninja Spotted In Woods

Public schools in Barnegat, NJ were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.

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Matt is Back

Remember the Where the Hell is Matt video? I remember it was the first one I have ever seen on Youtube. Well, he is back. "Where the Hell is Matt (2008)". It's almost as beautiful as the first one.

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Father of the Year

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Hi-Tech Donkey

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A Life 4 Sale

"Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!
No, I'm not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below. However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.
Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.
On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me."

You can bid for this guy's life here

Poor Dog...

Energizer - "Never let their toys die"

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Dr. House Exposed

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Yes, that's Hugh "House M.D." Laurie.


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Meet Kevin

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How Much Do You Love Cincinnati?

Rusty the Homosexual

A satirical story about a young boy aged 9 who discovers he has a thing for men in uniforms.


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Be Careful Who You Sleep With...

Capitalist Jesus

Made by artist Alexander Kosolapov


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Cellphone Popcorn Trick Revealed

You know that popping corn with your cell phone trick? It's been going around the internet making everyone crazy lately. Here's a video that shows how it's really done.

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Working on the Sphinx

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DEA Agent Shoots Himself in the Leg

"I'm the only one in this room, that I know of, proffesional enough to carry a Glock 40". Right after he says that.

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Dangerous Display of Affection

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The Lords

This picture kinda makes me hear John Williams' Imperial March in the background...

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Public Toilets

Poll: Would you use one of these toilets?

The World's Thinnest Man

This guy really needs a beer belly or something...

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Top 8 Most Dangerous Animals in 2007

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Amy Winehouse Scarecrow

It's not Madame Tussauds, it's a village in Yorkshire, UK, where locals came up with a brilliant idea to scare off the unwanted fowl from their fields.

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Swimming Speed Mask

This prow-shaped mask with built-in snorkel and compass holder was invented by Calvin Gongwer and used by him in a recent 22-mile swim from Catalina Island to San Pedro Calif. He claims that the “speed mask” cuts drag by 35 percent. (Popular Science Magazine, Nov. 1968)

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Lego Wall-E

The movie hasn't even been launched yet and this guy has already made a Lego version of it.

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The Moment After the Show

Swiss photographer Matthias Willi captures the intimate moments of rock stars right after their running off stage. A series of photos entitled The Moment After The Show: Rockstars exposed.

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Iggy Pop

Kid Rock

Brian Molko (Placebo)

Joey Castillo and Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age)

Nick Oliveri (Queens of the Stone Age)

Els Pynoo (Vive La Fête)

Mike Patton (Fantoma/Faith No MOre)

Chino Moreno (Deftones)

Robert Trujillo (Metallica)

Matthew Bellami (Muse)

Jesse Hughes (Eagles of Death Metal)

Gnarls Barkley - Danger Mouse and Cee-Lo Green

Juliette Lewis (The Licks)

Juliette Lewis - "That's the only way to show how we really are"

Jesse Hughes - "You made me look good"

Iggy Pop - "You got thirty fuckin' seconds"

Edvard Munch's "Scream"

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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

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The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years'?'
'I remember that, too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have gotten out today.'

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Bugatti Veyron Out Of Gas

You can afford the world's most expensive car, for $1.5 million but you can't afford gas. Well, the price of gallon is pretty high these days...

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Anti-Masturbatory Car Freshener

Apparently it's not a joke (Look). I wonder how it works.

Good Boy!

Flying Stunned Dog

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Calculate Age In Dog Years

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Disney Goatse

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Barry and Stuart's Suicide in C Minor

Gory entertainment from British magicians Barry Jones and Stuart MacLeod.

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Ferrari After Crash

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Black Man Break Dancing Loop

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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

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4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use the timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought:
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when falling down the stairs.

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Amazing Hammer Juggling Skills

This is how you hammer a nail in a place you can't reach. Do not try this at home. You'll get hurt.

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Spider-Man 2 - Train Scene Re-Enacted

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Batman Is Cleaning Windows

It's no shame. Spider-Man is doing it too...

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Dana Is Off Tonight

Yes she is. And that's why they had to put in this incompetent anchor who doesn't know how to use commas.

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Fashion Victims

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Slo-Mo Baby Laughing

Cute and adorable but clearly evil!

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Why People Get Killed In Nightclub Fires

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R2D2 and C3P0 in Indiana Jones Movie

Still from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark


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Jesus Adhesive Bandages

With a free toy inside

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Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Motivational Poster: Animal Rights

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Animal Exploitation in Australia

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Grandma in Court

You know I am a Law School graduate and this is why I haven't become a lawyer:

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They Say Skinny Women Are Sexy

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A Guy With Too Much Skin

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Acrobatics Gone Wrong

Jumping form a swing and trying to land on a mat can get painful.

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Amazing Car Jump

Now this is what I call a stunt

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Boats for Hire

I bet it's cheap...

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Scientology Protesting

Iwo Jima Style

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The Super Camel

This camel wrecks a car by getting hit by it. Walks away without a scratch.

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It's just like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

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Who Makes Me Sick

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Yeap... that about covers everyone.

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Stumbleupon Divorce Case

The social networking site Stumbleupon, which I use frequently, has been cited in a court case as the main cause for a divorce in a law suit started by a farmer's wife in Iowa.

It is thought that the 38 year old man in question started to behave in a fashion unbecoming of an Iowa farmer just after he began using the social site stumble upon two years ago. Since then he has slowly withdrawn from both family and farm as he immersed himself in videos, websites and blogs offering everything from the banal to the bizarre.

After the Judge had ruled in Mrs Carters favour, she read out this statement in front of the court house.

“I am very pleased to have this whole nightmare behind me at last; the past two years have been pure hell. No respectable farmer neglects his responsibilities and just lets his cattle wander around like that. A few of the cows even managed to stumble upon a neighbouring farm and get branded along with their cattle, can you believe that?”

Thank God I'm not married...


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Rocky's Meat Action Figure

Found here - there's also Rocky in a wheelchair and Rocky in a Tarzan Suit

A Straight Forward and Direct Question

Probably the hardest question presidential candidate John McCain has ever had to answer in his entire career.

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Uses of the Phrase "Up in this Bitch"

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Movie Snapshot

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Car Accident During Live Interview

Watch this guy's reaction

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Motorized Lawn Chair

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Movie Time: Into the Wild

MoreSean Penn's film (writer and director), based on Jon Krakauer's best-selling non-fictional novel.

After finishing college, 24-year-old Chris McCandless (Emile Hirsch) decides to embark on a journey of rediscovering himself, leaving his family and all his earthly possessions behind. He adopts the name of Alexander Supertramp, he donates all his savings to charity and goes on a hitch-hiking trip ending up in the Alaskan wildereness. Along the way, he encounters a series of characters who shape his life.

"An adventure epic that will likely grab you by the heart but will leave you feeling disillusioned and helpless". One of the most beautiful and touching movies I have ever seen.

The real Chris McCandless


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Happy Birthday Blame it on the Voices!

One year ago today the first post on this blog came out. Ever since, we have been posting almost daily, annoying our readers with the "funny" stuff we have found on the internet.

We had our ups and downs, we had almost 900k uniques by now and a total of 2270 posts, including this one. Advertising has brought a huge pile of money. I'm just kidding... However, I am on my way of fulfilling my plan - that is to earn enough to buy all my friends Bentleys. And after that, I'm probably gonna take over the World...

Happy birthday!

Children's Books - The Policeman

Here is a carefully planned reference book which will help to answer the many questions that lively children ask.

Interesting and accurate information about the Police is given within the limits of a relatively simple vocabulary. Even children whose reading experience is limited will be encouraged by the carefully prepared text and magnificent illustrations to find out for themselves, and at the same time gain extra reading practice.

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Watch Out for the Rotating Blades

A sweet family holiday video

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Spot the Differences

Photoshop?

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Penis-Shaped Gummy Bears

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Lego Amy Winehouse

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The forgot the hair

Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down

A video tribute to the legendary Johhny Cash featuring A LOT of celebrities.

Watch videoA video tribute to the legendary Johnny Cash, on his track God's Gonna Cut You Down, from his 2006 posthumously released album American V: A Hundred Highways.

Directed by Tony Kaye, shot all in black and white, the video features a number of celebrities, including Iggy Pop,Kanye West, Chris Martin, Kris Kristofferson, Patti Smith, Terrence Howard, Flea, Q-Tip, Adam Levine, Chris Rock, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Sir Peter Blake, Sheryl Crow, Dennis Hopper, Woody Harrelson, Amy Lee, Tommy Lee, the Dixie Chicks, Mick Jones, Sharon Stone, Bono, Shelby Lynne, Anthony Kiedis, Travis Barker, Lisa Marie Presley, Kid Rock, Jay-Z, Keith Richards, Billy Gibbons, Corinne Bailey Rae, Johnny Depp, Graham Nash, Brian Wilson, Rick Rubin, Whoopi Goldberg and Owen Wilson.

Kids Nose Picking

This is what brothers and sisters do.

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A Hungry Bear

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Baby Born Drunk

A baby in Poland was already shit-faced when he's seen the light of day, after her mother had consumed some serious amounts of alcohol before going to the hospital to give birth.

"A blood test showed that the 38-year-old woman had a level of 1.2 grammes of alcohol at the time of birth."

A level of 1.2 grammes of alcohol per 1,000 grammes of blood is the equivalent of a bottle of wine or two liters of beer for an adult drinker but its impact is compounded in a new born's tiny body.

As a result, the infant was found to have a level of 2.9 grammes, police said.

The blood-alcohol limit for drivers in Poland is 0.2 grammes.

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Star Wars Redux

A re-edited version of Star Wars with lots of lol language.

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Soccer Pwnage

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Do Not Tease Zoo Animals

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Funny Questions and Answers

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine.


Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.


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Q: What is the definition of wicker box?

A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.


Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?

A: A spreader of old wives’ tails…


Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

A: They have shaky hands!


Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.


Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?

A: An armadildo.


Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.


Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?

A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)


Q: What is 69 squared?

A: Dinner for 4.


Q: What is 68?

A: You do me and I owe you one.


Q: What is the difference between “Oooh!” and “Aaah!”?

A: About three inches.


Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?

A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.


Q: What did Adam say to Eve?

A: You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets


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Drive Your on Google Maps

A 2D driving simulator powered by Google Maps. Just like the early GTA's, only without the violence. Collision free!

Enjoy!

Famous People Punching Steve

Jimmy Kimmel

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Bug in Mouth Brings Out the Street in Reporter

A reporter that's probably coming straight outta Compton!

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How to Get Your Girlfriend Back

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Here's some advice on a forum on how you can get your beloved girlfriend back after she left you for no particular reason. I analyzed and re-analyzed it a thousand times and I came to the conclusion that if carried out properly, this can actually work.

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Funny Airline Company Name

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Dating Different Women Around The World

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex..
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex..

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ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite oral sex.
Second Date: You get more oral sex.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get oral sex again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

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Cute Puppies vs. Dead Pig

OMFG!

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The Scream on a Log

You've seen Jesus on a piece of toast, Jesus on a dog's ass, now it's time for the guy from Edvard Munch's Scream on a log.


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Copy Donald Trump's Hair Style

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Motivational Poster: Teamwork

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Baby Born with Extra Penis on His Back

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Bad Economics

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Weekly Schedule

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Air-Conditioned Bus Stops

Guess where? In Dubai.

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Vertically Challenged Michael Jackson

It comes in different sizes.

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Farting Piggy Bank

Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With the hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank.

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2008 Darwin Awards

The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion, as described in the Darwin Awards books.

So this years winners are:

Eighth Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.


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Sixth Place
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Fifth Place
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

Fourth Place
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up! and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rou nds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.

Honorable mention
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed.

Runner up
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable, lay near by. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.

AND THE WINNER IS...
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.

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Indiana Jones Lego Boulder

The famous boulder chase scene from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark re-enacted with a giant Lego boulder chasing a guy down the street.

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1957 vs. 2007

A few examples to show the difference between the 1957 and the 2007 American society:


Scenario #1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark… Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


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Scenario #2: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal… Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin… Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario #3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse… Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang… State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison… Billy’s Mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario #4: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations… Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario #5: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher… English banned from core curriculum… Pedro given diploma anyway… but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario #6: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home… computers confiscated. Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario #7: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary… Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison… Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.


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Pissing on the Golf Course Just Got Easier

Introducing the The UroClub™:


The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.

Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.

Length: Like a standard 7 Iron

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4-Year-Old Driving Skills

Look at this kid parking his bike.

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Flat Screen

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Transformers 2 in the Making

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Accident on Tape

A TV crew involved in a car crash. Filmed from inside the car.

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A TV crew going back home to Warsaw (road 801) in a Volvo V40, near the town of Dziecinów, was blocked by a green Seat Ibiza which suddenly drove out feeding road 805. To avoid direct hit, the driver changed the driving lane. To avoid another direct hit with a vehicle coming from the opposite site he changed it back. Our car slid, which resulted in a roll, falling to a ditch.

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Fence Breaking Gone Wrong

This dude tells his friends he can kick through a cinder block wall. With a few kicks he proves his strength and also demonstrates his stupidity.

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Doctors Left a Metal Bar Inside My Head

Donovan McGowan had an operation after he was hit by a car three months ago. Suffering from blinding headaches and with a visible lump on his forehead, he decides to go to a doctor and askes to be scans.

The results: “This is quite embarrassing but there is something metallic like a tube still in your head.”

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Rally Driver Apology

What do you do when you drive your race car and you suddenly lose control and almost kill someone in the crowd? You do what every normal person would do: you stop and you say you're sorry.

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