The Difference Between Men and Women in a Conversation

Monday, May 26, 2008

A little story that shows the essential differences between a man and a woman:

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"
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And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward . . . I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Roger is thinking: . . . so that means it was . . . let's see . . February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means . . . lemme check the odometer . . . Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed -- even before I sensed it -- that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.

And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.

And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90- day warranty. That's exactly what they're gonna say, the scumballs.

And Elaine is thinking: maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their ......

"Roger," Elaine says aloud.

"What?" says Roger, startled.

"Please don't torture yourself like this," she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. "Maybe I should never have . . Oh, I feel so......"

(She breaks down, sobbing.)

"What?" says Roger.

"I'm such a fool," Elaine sobs. "I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse."

"There's no horse?" says Roger.

"You think I'm a fool, don't you?" Elaine says.

"No!" says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.

"It's just that . . . It's that I . . . I need some time," Elaine says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)

"Yes," he says.

(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.)

"Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?" she says.

"What way?" says Roger.

"That way about time," says Elaine.

"Oh," says Roger. "Yes."

(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

"Thank you, Roger," she says.

"Thank you," says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it.

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:

"Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?"

Dave Barry


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96 comentarii:

Natalie said...

*facepalm*
Sigh, my gender is so retarded sometimes.

I'm a female. :P

Anonymous said...

Awesome

Anonymous said...

Hey, just found this post on reddit. Pure brilliance :)

Anonymous said...

except you didn't write this ... this is just recycled

TalSh said...

Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

I had to read this in my college public speaking class

backdoorman said...

well recycled - an old reader's digest article . gosh ! i think its more than a decade old.

Charlie said...

this sounds exactly like sumthing my ex boyfriend & i would go through lol. now as good friends, we realize how stupid something like this was and just laugh & are like "wow we're both pretty stupid"
*shakes head*
girls r way to obessive compulsive
guys r too laidback & clueless
lol
there needs to be a nuetral point!!!

Anonymous said...

slovakia and czech republic! ;)

Anonymous said...

As a male, I feel compelled to indicate my lack of identification with Roger. I also think that most of my girlfriends were more reasonable than Elaine. I get what is trying to be said though, and I do somewhat agree.

Rolando Garza said...

Damn. I've been there, on both sides of the conversation; but I have fortunately changed my way of thinking about stuff...

Anonymous said...

Calling Dave Barry... your copyright is being violated (again...).

But seriously. This was written by Dave Barry many, many years ago. It's still funny, too, so give credit where due.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, I'm a girl and I identify more with Roger. Elaine sounds more like my ex-bf...

Anonymous said...

Wow. Good to know that people nowadays don't subscribe wholesale to belittling gender stereotypes. *bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Anonymous said...

I am a girl and I find this "funny"piece SO depressing. :(

While women, in truth, may be overly analytical, on occasion (haha, I agree) I also think it makes men look completely retarded. And that is the part that depresses me.....

but glad to see some male commenters felt it was too simplistic. phew.. WAY TOO DEPRESSING to believe otherwise....

Jansen said...

Just goes to show. A real man maintains his own car and a happy wife. ;)

Anonymous said...

Dave Barry was credited at the bottom, albeit small, with a link to his site.

Herval said...

brilliant... just brilliant!!! :-)

Anonymous said...

Generalisation is such bad thing.

Anonymous said...

This is great, I laughed so hard, wonderful way to start a morning! Thank you! :)

Jyotsna said...

Had me all smiling and yes i feel it is absolutely true..
:)

Martin said...

Good Job! :)

humorplus said...

Yeh.. it's still funny.

chiliamazing said...

This is a completely sexist post. Not all men are that stupid. We may make mistakes in relationships but some men actually understand a relationship very well.

Anonymous said...

"chiliamazing"...

Do you take all jokes this seriously?

Anonymous said...

Anyone (regardless of your gender) who got offended or depressed by the clear use of stereotypes needs to stop being like Elaine.

Anonymous said...

dude, chicks do obsess abt it way too much... but men need to stop being insensitve morons!

muñeca said...

*facepalm* that brings back some memories...*giggle*
I'm a girl...and jeez, sometimes it's my boyfriend in the girl's situation...I'm the one thinking about something completely different in a seemingly serious conversation...lol

Anonymous said...

>>but some men actually understand a relationship very well.

Yeah, they're called homosexuals

Anonymous said...

I relate with this situation so well... the only difference?? Majority of time, I used to think like Elaine,, and she used to think like Roger... funny but I think it was due to age difference.. She was 9yrs older than me.

Anonymous said...

This post delivers

Anonymous said...

lol. funny xD

Anonymous said...

I love it lol I'm not one for chain letters, but I'm gonna send it to my friends

Anonymous said...

luv'd it cheer's!

Anonymous said...

This puts me in mind of a childhood story,"The Tortoise And The Hare"

Anonymous said...

haha. yeah. girls like to over-analyze everything.

it's just what we do.

Anonymous said...

eh they were both retards obviously.

Anonymous said...

giving characteristics to someone because of gender (which is a social construct) is sexist. Yes, ALL women are obsessive and ALL men are clueless right?
This is not true, stop falling for this simplistic BS. In reality human beings are complicated and different and DO NOT act a certian way because of "gender". Men are not simplistic dolts who are not capable of basic understanding of intimate situations.

Anonymous said...

absolutely brilliant
for a gentle laugh, this is a great stereotypical piece

Anonymous said...

funny post, but it looks like a few people on this board are being a little too much like elaine

Emily K said...

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.........

Anonymous said...

I like the story,kind of funny it reminds me how I think and makes me think of if most women are that way.Any way women are extremely interesting and it makes me want to try! and learn more.Womens psych up next semester!!

ROBYN said...

Thet are not yet emotionally connected enough with their communication. Normal, been there. Learning to be honest with your feelings is hard work. Its the first phase, doing good .

Anonymous said...

I have to say this for Speech at my school and then for Contest this Friday. :)

damn foreigner said...

This really is an old story, as Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1993.

Anonymous said...

Christ... as a female, would have to completely disagree with this. Made me feel slightly ill to read, its idiocy

Anonymous said...

Stereotyping is fun isnt it? I chuckled a few times,so I think this whoever wrote this could have a future on those crappy American sit-coms.

Yes, this is a joke but were this joke to poke fun at racial stereotypes there would be uproar.
It is the same humour and the same ignorance involved.

Thanks for sharing though.

Terry Ó C

Anonymous said...

sigh. lovely stereotypes you got there. clearly written by a guy, and to him i say get over yourself. Most women I know and myself, in this situation would just go up to the guy and say: dude i need space, lets see each other less, and then get over it, stop thinking about it ("cries till dawn" pshhhh). and I've had boyfriends that initiated serious relationship talks, as adults do, you know, when they are in a relationship...

Anonymous said...

It was a humor column written for the express purpose of amusement. It is exaggerated and stereotypical on purpose. It's not to make some grand social or psychological statement. It's funny! Written for a laugh. No, there is no Czechoslovakia. There is also no Roger and no Elaine and no Santa Clause.

I was laughing really hard till I got to the comments. The article was great! Most of the comments made me wish I never found the page. Then I remembered, I'm not the one without a sense of humor. This can be funny too. And so it is.

Anonymous said...

Stunbled from Malaysia!

Funny story. Wymyn are krazy!

Anonymous said...

You people arguing that these are negative stereotypes do realise that this is meant to be humorous right? lol... I think people need to lighten up around here, it's called a 'joke'.

Anonymous said...

I thought this was absolutely hilarious!!! I realized that i am very much like Elaine. I just hope that my guy isn't as clueless as Roger. Though I do think I spring stuff on him and he has no idea where it comes from. (:

Anonymous said...

A real man doesn't take his car to the dealership...

Anonymous said...

Ah, nothing like stereotyping a person's personality according to gender to brighten your day.

It was an amusing story, but it's the same thing I've heard a thousand times; a girl over-analyzing human relationships and a guy thinking about nothing in particular.

Anonymous said...

So if he had just acknowledged that he had heard her comment instead of ignoring her and thinking about cars, this cycle wouldn't have commenced... A simple "Oh really, that's great hun" in response to her statement regarding their relationship would've eliminated the whole process :)

Raphael Braga said...

women are so stupid and selfish and ever pretending to care about him. no matter whats his name but if it comes preceded with husband

Anonymous said...

Wow, way to have NO sense of humor people. The whole thing was written in jest by a humorist, & a VERY good one at that, Dave Barry. So everyone/anyone who got angry or offended or riled up, chill out & go take a class to learn how to freakin' laugh.

Anonymous said...

Although, yes this is quite the sexist joke, it does have true origins... I for one have partaken in both sides of this story. I know it gave me a good laugh! :P

Anonymous said...

Man these Czech tennists are good.

Anonymous said...

okay i must say many women are kinda like Elaine, however if you are going to write anything about the genders that is slightly truthful it should have been written w/ both a male and female prospective. it is unfair to just have a guy write it where do you men get off thinking that because of a few steryotypes you know how women are? It was an okay story and a little funny...but not completley truthful because this implies all women are like Elaine and all men are like Rodger.

Anonymous said...

so what if it's a joke and the characters are fictional? How does it make stupid stereotyping any better? Would a light-hearted joke about rape or enslaving black people also be funny?

Anonymous said...

yes it's a joke, but it's not funny because it's based on outdated stereotypes. Does this make it clearer?

Anonymous said...

I've already read this on a couple other websites...

Feilen said...

Yay for ongoing sexism!

Anonymous said...

photoshopped!

Anonymous said...

You folks that are in denial about stereotypes are all the same - sensitive little crybabies. Magicians base their tricks on our stereotypical perceptive traits. Politicians and sales/marketing people manipulate the masses based on statistical studies of our stereo typical psyches.

Humor like this elucidates common tenancies that we all may want to watch out for.

Thanks Dave!

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Anonymous said...

You know what I do when my boyfriend doesn't respond to something I say? I say "Hello? Are you fucking listening?" I don't start assuming that he's some emotional pussy who can't respond because he's too busy contemplating the intricacies of our relationship. Jesus. Whoever wrote this is an idiot.

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Anonymous said...

Want to know the scary thing? The man was obsessing in exactly the same way. If not about the relationship in the terms of traditional progression, but about the nature of the relationship in general, if she really likes him or thinks she's settled, he may be worried about everything getting too comfortable and whether the feelings that brought that together are dying or even those feelings are 'true love'. Men obsess just as much as women, they just don't discuss it.

Marcia Biosfera said...

Brilliant and still funny!

Anonymous said...

What happens in this comment section is very funny. Some people consider this overly stereotypical, and comment about that - and then there are others who find the fact of commenting about it too sensitive, and compare this behavior to Elaines. Even, some say to be disturbed by those critical comments. Well, I think though the one who criticize oversentitive comments about stereotypes think they are chilled out like Roger, but in fact they are the ones just like Elaine - not able to take a critic they somewhat disagree with, and need to comment about it!!. Of course, this story is made for purpose of laughing - and you can learn form it even if WAYYY generalized - but stories also have the power to shape our stereotypes, and our behavior, and so being aware of this is also important, and certainly deserves comments. This kind of stories told to kids is part of the reason why people, always seing only the same stupid models of gender stupidity, become similar to those models when they grow up. And also, as people around them expect and can only see this side of them through the stereotypes they built with this kind of stories, it becomes even worse....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, when my boyfriend isn't listening, which is most of the time -- let's face it, I'm a woman and I have nothing interesting to say -- I just grab his leg and ask if he wants a blow job. Gets his attention every time. Plus, you can give a blow job anywhere, so it's totally convenient.

pebble01 said...

Did somebody remember to feed that horse?

Lupal Fillyus said...

Fantastic.
It's great how stories like this don't age at all.
I expected the punchline to be something about going to the mechanic though xD

sbo said...

*facepalm* that brings back some memories...*giggle*
I'm a girl...and jeez, sbo
sometimes it's my boyfriend in the girl's situation...I'm the one thinking about something completely different in a seemingly serious conversation...lol

Anonymous said...

haha, that one was quite funny ;) good job!

Anonymous said...

OMG that is so true for guys and girls

Anonymous said...

The name gave away that you're a female.

devign said...

Open and honest communication along with humble consideration would have easily solved this problem. #SayWhatsOnYourMind #DontFreakOutAtTheTruth

devign said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

This is how it goes between my boyfriend and I...

Me: Hey babe, you seem a bit off today, are you upset about something?

Him: No, I'm just a bit tired.

Me: Okay!

*thinking* poor thing. He's had such a long day. We should call it an early night so he can go home and sleep.

Him: *thinking* I wonder what we're going to eat later.


Open communication: saving time and energy since THE DAWN OF TIME.

N.K. said...

hahahaha...To the T!

Anonymous said...

well most women these days are the Dumb Ones.

Anonymous said...

hahahha...no, i can't relate, lucky me.

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American is changing for the best i can say this because the gay community just literally got liberated i mean we can officially get married and be part of the the American society. When i heard the news i was filled with joy i mean me and my fiance the man i have always can finally own our marriage certificate in Georgia.It was not always right for us if you know what i mean. Before we got married in California ,he was not in love with me or i would say he was in love with me and lost for another guy and it was frustrating.We were off and on and mostly times our break up was always bad it always ends with huge fight. I loved him and wanted to be all his for the rest of my life but he did not see that he wanted to have me to himself and still see other guy i mean who does that? He was the queen of heart breaker and also was perfect when he wants to mend the heart. This was why i also went back to him no matter what always led to our ugly break up. But this madness just kept going on over and over with us and like i said i was sick of it. You can't hurt me over and over again and still come back to me i mean i am not a play thing you use and drop when you tired. Judge me if you will it not like i care because all my life people have always said trash about me but if i had paid their attentions i would not have been this happy. After searching for means to make him commit to me even taking him with me to couple counseling i decide i contact a spell caster called Obudun Magonata it was just an arbitrary choice i mean, i told myself if he can't help me i will move on with my life maybe the one i clam to be the love of my life was not the one after all. Obudun Magonata is an angel sent from a place i don't know.He save me and made me he happiest man on earth or more preferable the happiest gay man on earth . I don't know how he did it just after he help me cast a love spell, every pain that i was going through was lifted of my shoulder like magic my lover became the queen of hearts i would say he became mine and loved me like his life depended on it.When i first contacted Obudun Magonata, he told me to come down to his temple so i may witness the greatness of his work we got the materials we used for the spell together and just after four day i say the greatness of his power.But i spent a lot Because i had to travel all the way to Africa.It will be cheaper for me to have had him get the materials form me but i was foolish. But its amazing i still got my heart desire. He also told me that the gay community will soon be free and in just two months his prophecy has come to pass. Who wants to tell me he is not great contact i you will here you will not regret your decision use thus address spiritsofobudunmagonata@yahoo.com

Aggie Ellstrom said...

We all have different reasons why those of us who contacted Obudun Magonata to help us make our faithful to us some of us did it for lover, because of their children or health condition or even because they wanted not to be alone. For me it was non of those though i love my husband and don't want to raise our teens alone . The reason why i contacted Obudun Magonata to help me with a spell truly was because my husband was running for one of the seats in the Riksdag,the national legislative body of Sweden. Now i am not going to say if he won or under what party for security reasons i did not ask for a spell to make him win or something NO i just asked for a spell to make him stop being a chronic Womanizer it was going to affect his campaign. I have lived with him for 20 years and after countless occasions of catching him cheating on me i have come to live with him like that though it hurts to death. I wish i knew all along all those years about Obudun the Great spell caster maybe my life would not have been this way. Like i was saying, His womanizing behavior got him into a lot of trouble and if any of those stories where to hit the press it would have destroyed his life and this political career and probably landed him in jail. With all the advise from me and his advisories of his campaigning team it was still not enough to bring him to caution. I went to the extreme to make sure he stops willingly or unwillingly that is i meant with some of his lover and asked to pay them off but they were not ready to let go it. I think he offered them something more that money that even with the amount i offered them, they all refused and believe me it was very surprising and they will turn down a large amount of money. We my husband got to know about it he mad mad at me and gave all sort of threats. I was confused and his opposition were digging to find dirt on him and still was so convinced that they will not find anything but they did only with no evidence that was how lucky we were. Right then i took matters in my hand and contacted Obudun Magonata with the email address i saw on the internet i contacted him and told him what i want him to do for me to make my husband be faithful to me till our dying day and make all those people looking for how to bring down my husband stop. OK note my husband is a very honest man who would not hurt a fly he was just careless and always picked the wrong kinds of woman that get him in trouble. Obudun Magonata asked that i provide 4 kind of item me being so careful employed expert to help me get those materials mailed them over to him. I sent a total some of 3000 dollars when converting from Swedish Krona to American dollars. And it much much cheaper if i had asked him to get them for me. But whats done is done. Just after four day sent me a package, not telling its content but is totally harmless and told me how to make the spell effective. I did as he told me and in two my husband somehow magically broke tires with all the women he was involved with i don't know how it happen and those people trying to kill his political ambition stopped immediately. I wish i knew this Great man all along my life would have been perfect. His campaign team did not understand how i did it and what i did they were just happy all the worse is past. What wow me the most about Obudun Magonata was that the told me the out come of the election before the election date last years because all this happened last year and just what he said will happen really came to pass. And again i can't give full info because of security reasons. I little advise for those that are going to contact him via this email spiritsofobudunmagonata@yahoo.com if you are asked for material to do the spell don't go about it yourself Because you will waste a lot time and money on it and get to see asking him to get them for you with the total cost you wire to him will save you a lot. You have nothing be be afraid you can trust him with anything Because all he does is help people no matter how hard it may be.

Eimear O'Sullivan said...

When i met my husband then it crystal clear to me that he was the man of my dream. When i looked at him, i saw perfection. He was tall, respectful, looked at me like i was the only one on earth i mean words cannot describe that moment that is the day we met. It lives on here in my head. I know i was not blind and i know there was nothing really to make me suspect he also like the company of men as well as women. Yes i mean we were sexually active just like every other normal couple who are in love. It never seem like he was avoiding me when i want to have *** like he always comes up with excuse no he was just like every other man. I only got to know when i was two years into our marriage. The first year was healthy for us i mean we were happy and had our first child. It was my sister who caught him passionately kissing another man in his car after spending all night together in the movie theater. He told me he was going out with friends for a drink or two. I was hurt because he was not honest with me and also was cheating on me. Even before i knew, this thing he had going on started before we got married at least he was honest about that. Hadn't been my sister, i would have been locked in the dark. I have nothing against same sex relationship but when you claim to love a woman and also want to be with a man it becomes a problem i mean you are either with one or the other. You can't be married to me and expect me to shear you with another be it a woman or a man. We promise we will stay together just us and not us with some one else. I gave him an ultimatum it was either me or his male love i was hoping his love for me will make him pick me but no he ended our marriage simply before he could not pick. H wanted it all i wished i never made him choose then. I was in a traumatized i could not understand how he could be so selfish i mean we have a son together you don't just walk out like that. I remember i even asked him to go ahead with relationship with his lover as long as he was here with me but then i realized i would be at the losing end in all ways. I was so much in love with him letting him go was not an option for me i mean i knew that if it wasn't him it was going to me no other. After months of trying and searching with no success to find a way to make him see i am more important than his lover i came across a lot of comments on the internet of how a spell caster Obudun Magonata and how he has help a lot of individual with relationship and life problems. I was skeptical about it but i thought giving it a try would not kill me. What can i say, my experience with Obudun Magonata was real, honest i mean everything that was said about him was nothing but all true. I shared my problem with him that is how my husband ended our marriage because i was not OK with him have a male lover even when we were married and what i needed him to do for me. All i had to get was the materials needed to caster the spell that was going to get me my husband. I could only find one of the spell materials but he help me get the rest with the total estimated cost i sent to him for help. I don't know how to explain what happen just after the spell process was concluded and made effective with the parcel he sent to me. I was like a fairy tale i mean i got my love back my family was whole again. My husband picked me he choose to be with me. It been more than six months now all i can see is a man loves and dedicate his self to me he goes every where with me aside work though yeah. Contact him here at spiritsofobudunmagonata@yahoo.com hope you all with similar problem get all help from Obudun Magonata also.

Monica Morgan said...

After being in relationship with him for 3 years, he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the other ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, lotto, his email is DRAISEDIONSPELLCASTER@OUTLOOK.COM you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or any other problem like wining lottery.

Nathasha Johnson said...

Hello Reader
My Name is, Natasha Johnson
my ex-boyfriend dumped me 4 months ago after I caught
him of having an affair with someone else and insulting him.
I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact
with me. I was so confuse and don’t know what to do, so I
visited the internet for help and I saw a testimony on how a
spell caster (Dr Okpebho) help them to get their ex back so I
contact the spell caster (Dr Okpebho) and i explain all my
problems to him….. he cast a spell for me and assure me of
2days that my ex will lover will return to me and to my greatest
surprise the second day my boyfriend came knocking on my
door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is
back again and not only that, we are about to get married.
Once again thank you for helping me to get my love back
and your love spell is truly indeed perfect, you are truly talented
and gifted i will continue to publish your name on the net
, Dr Okpebho because of the good work you are doing. If you need his help
contact him now through his email:
Drokpebhospelltemple@gmail.com He is also specialize on all kind of
spell and herbs such as:
1 LOVE SPELL
2 WIN EX BACK
3 FRUIT OF THE WOMB
4 PROMOTION SPELL
5 PROTECTION SPELL
6 BUSINESS SPELL
7 GOOD JOB SPELL
8 LOTTERY SPELL
9 CURE HERPES
10 CURE HIV/AIDS
11 CANCER OF ANY TYPE
12 HEPATITIS B AND C
YOU CAN CONTACT HIM NOW AND GET YOUR PROBLEM
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Anonymous said...

Hello readers am Brain Garvin by name
In the summer of 2015 My 91 year old father was admitted into the hospital for two weeks. He was finally diagnosed with a cancer tumor on his spine. His Dr wanted to start chemo and radiation treatments asap.. He was in a lot of pain and was put on a strong pain killer. A short time later he sought out a second opinion from another Dr. The test and recommendation the same thing . I called and talked to my father about his wishes.He wanted some relief from the pain, his pain medication was not helping with all the pain. I recommended he try Essiac Tea which my wife had been taking occasionally. He said he would give it a try. I ordered him three bottles of the concentrate.He started taking it as soon as it arrive. Within the next few weeks the pain was still there. He stopped taking his pain medication. About a month after taking the Essiac Tea he went to see his Doctor. and His Dr was suprised that my father still looked worried and very sick. and he give us some drugs, but When my father later now went back to see his Dr.about a month later his test results show some sign of cancer again. His Dr told him he cant live up to a month again. so suprisely a friend of mine just called me at the same sport at the hospital and i explained my fathers cancer illnes to him and immediatly he told me about a great spell caster and also a hebalist man called DR OGWUA He told me that he saw how people testify about this great man's work on the internet but not only that, the hablist man heas also cure his mother cancer with his wonderful herbs. that he can cure this my fathers cancer too. and i surmorn courage and immediately he gave me the DR OGWUA,Via Emial Address:Ogwuaspiritualspellhome@hotmail.com or i should call him direct with his phone number:+23481567594231244,and i called the spell herbal man and he gave me some herbs and told me how i should be using it,that the herbs has no side effect. he told me that after 7 days i should take my father to the hospital for check up if there is still cancer tumor on his spine, that after 7days if the cancer is still there that i should called him failk herbalist dr. but if the herbs really cure the cancer tumor i should tell the whole world about his great works. now i and my father are now living testimony telling the whole wide world today that there is no herbalist dr better, stronger, and perfect even upto this great dr ogwua because indeed he has really save my dada's life. here again is his Via Email Address:Ogwuaspiritualspellhome@hotmail.com or call him directely +2348156759423.
ALL THIS HE EVEN TELL ME HE CAN CURE.hand warts,HIV/AIDS, mouth cancer,skin cancer,cellulite,chickenpox,cold sore, diaper rash,fifth disease,herpes simplex virous,gout on foot, Psoriasis,weak erection,
And i so much believe he can really cure them all this deasise and infections, all thanks to dr ogwua for saving my dad's life indeed am so greatful Dr.

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