Ian Spector - The Truth About Chuck Norris (400 Facts About The World's Greatest Human)

Saturday, February 9, 2008


Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the Chuck Norris meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
• A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
• When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.

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Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the Chuck Norris meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
• A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
• When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.











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50 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

Something Awful was the website responsible for the Chuck Norris meme, not this guy. And Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore anyway, so its dually pathetic that this guy is trying to capitalize on it.

xco said...

I agree. This Chuck Norris thing is getting kinda old. But there are still people who haven't heard about and that's because they haven't been on the internet much. And I guess the book is for those people.

So it's only singularly pathetic, not dually...:)

Anonymous said...

Bugger that, it is still funny, and Chuck is the modern day superman. if only in the fact that we need nothing off him, expect nothing off him, just hope that if the shlit hits the fan, him,Johnny Rambo,and Roadhouse Swayze (throat rip, not the later Pussly version), will come and kill the mujehadeen then we'll be fine

petnos said...

thats great man!!!

dave c said...

Maybe we could do Samuel L. Jackson?

Anonymous said...

i've read it all a million times... and its still hilarious. Pictures are cool too

Anonymous said...

Fact:
Rambo > Chuck Norris

Norris is some pussy-ass born again Christian or some shit. He was never badass.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Fact:
Rambo > Chuck Norris"

I will give you about 4 hours until chuck finds your ass maybe 5 since you stayed anonymous,
may God and Chuck have mercy on your soul

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris uses live cobras for condoms.

Anonymous said...

Not funny?? these are hilarious. If you want to talk about something getting old its all the blogs and myspace websites. Nobody cares what you think!

Anonymous said...

Guido Hatzis is the ultimate kickboxing legend. The others are pretenders. His spinning heel kicks to the back of your necks would sort you out mate.

Anonymous said...

very funny, thanx...

Lauren Prada said...

Chuck ain't da' man; Ian Spector is!

Patrick Ayers said...

I have some jokes that u could use, if u do send me a email at master_cheef95@yahoo.com

Chuck Norris CAN put 50s into a vending machine.
Chuck Norris thinks frosted flakes are "Grrrross".
Chuck Norris belives the wolf cried boy.
When most bank robbers rob banks they put C4 on the people in the bank. When chuck norris robs a bank he puts a pubic hair from his beard on them.
The sugar (frost) on frosted flakes are really Chuck Norris's dandrif.
Websters dictionary is being sued for 10 billion dollars because they belive Chuck Norris isnt a word. So now chuck Norris IS a dictionary and has 10 billion pages.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris has to swim across the Atlantic because Plane are to scared to carry him.

Anonymous said...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once chewed the vagina off of his high school girlfriend because when Chuck Norris eats a bitch out, Chuck Norris EATS A BITCH OUT.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris does not shit. He simply launches mini anti-aircraft missiles from his anus.
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy.
Chuck Norris prefers to have sex in his pool;
the women don't catch fire as readily that way.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Anonymous said...

Bruce lee killed Chuck, I saw it in a movie

Anonymous said...

Chuck norris is such a girl that he towes a trailer full of dresses with him when he drives around cause he is a stupid girl who wants to sue anyone who makes a chuck norris joke

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris is a pussy. No REAL man needs to support the NRA - what the hell does he need a gun for? And REAL men support everyone's rights, not just the Christian Right.

Kurt said...

And REAL men support everyone's rights, not just the Christian Right.

You win the internet with tat statement.

Flash said...

Don't these people know that Jack Bauer is the man now?

JaƧzob said...

Chuck Norris can go fucking die. He's not cool. He's not funny. He's nothing. He sucks dick.

Anonymous said...

I want a link to "buy" it for free bithces.

diznyordiz said...

Just to clear something up, the guy who created the code that generated the first Chuck Norris Jokes was Ian Spector, who is the author of "The Truth About Chuck Norris"

So if he is capitalizing off anybody elses ideas, they are a computers.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls because hair doesn't grow on steel.

Slrman said...

I am personally acquainted with Mr. Norris and he is the most straight-arrow person I have ever known. While he and I do not agree on his religious views, he respect the right of anyone to their own beliefs. That's more than most people.

To those that try to disparage him, remember, before he started acting, he was world Karate champion 6 times in a row. That's something no one else has done before or since.

Cheeze said...

Just a little pointer for web design; Your blog has content from 26 domains included not including your own. Don't do that... mmmkay?

MasacruAlex said...

I lol;'d !

Anonymous said...

I've met Chuck Norris on several occasions. He's a nice guy and a genuinely good person. The people here talking badly of him are sad internet tough guys.

Oh and also...

-When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.
-Chuck Norris once punched a cyclops between the eyes.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris once had sex with a man, not because he is gay, but because he ran out of women.

Anonymous said...

im not anonymous

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris is a fag christian fundie.

Anonymous said...

I stopped reading and watching superman ect. at about 13 ,leave it for the kids. They will find out what the real world is about soon enough.J Rambo...

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris is a scum bag: Read this article: http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103421

EvilGod said...

the greatest Chuck Norris joke of all is Chuck Norris himself. He is a loud-mouth, ultra right-wing Christian bigot who regularly publishes his uninformed tripe on World Net Daily. http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=43&authorId=29&tId=8

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris may be an original bad-ass, but I think it's time that as a community we passed the torch to Dolf Lundgren. Don't believe me? Check his creds- the guy speaks something like 6 languages, has a Masters in chemical engineering, went to MIT on a Fulbright scholarship, was an elite commando... AND pretty much made Rocky IV the righteous WIN that it was.

nothingpetty said...

Y'all wasted all these bytes on Chuck Norris? What're y'all, twelve?

Bill said...

"Bruce lee killed Chuck, I saw it in a movie."

Yeah, I 'get' the joke. It's all I can do to keep from laughing.

But, that's not the way it happened. Bruce Lee died (27 November 1940 – 20 July 1973)when he was only 32. Chuck is still alive and apparently spends a fair amount of his time backpacking various parts of the world. How many of the commenters on this blog could strap on a 40-50 pound pack and spend a couple of weeks living out of it while on the move?

Chuck is over 70 years old (DOB 10 March 1940).

NOW, how many of you 'studs' want to take cheap shots at him? You are much younger and I'd guess that you have NEVER done what that old man is STILL doing.

If you think you are up to it, strap on a pack and see. I think your tone will change when you get back from your first one mile walk. If you tried a longer walk, you'd have to take the bus back.

Chuck may have religious views you don't like, but he doesn't hide behind "Anonymous" to post them and he doesn't take pot-shots at someone elses' views like some of the posters here: he simply states his own. Publicly. Grow a set and maybe you'll see that he's not as far off the mark as you think.

I'm pushing 60 and moving to North Carolina soon. It is one of my ambitions to walk a portion of the Appalachian Trail with Chuck. I'd like to be good enough to be accepted in that group.

Bill said...

BTW, according to Wikipedia, Chuck has sued the creator of the '400' book. You might want to re-think posting any of it here.

Anonymous said...

Chuck norris is an ugly weak ass pussy who would get his ass kicked my bruce lee and steven seagal.

sweetbabynrs said...

sick jokes. there's nothing funnier than a racist, baby eating pedophile.. great writing loser. I bought this book for my son because he likes chuck norris facts. I want my fricken money back. also, how long have you had a phallic fixation on Chuck norris's dick? you enjoy talking about it alot. stupid waste of money. a few funny facts don't make up for the sickening ones. baby eating? 12 year old girls? what's wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

Charles Nelson Reilly > Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris was never funny and was never the man.Clint Eastwood is the epitome of legend, not Chuck.V.V

Anonymous said...

I'll see your Chuck Norris, and raise you a Michael Keaton.

Anonymous said...

rajnikant can kick his ass anytime

Anonymous said...

Chuck norris has no ESC key on his computer.
There is no escaping form chuck.

Anonymous said...

Chuck actually lives in a round house.

Anonymous said...

If at first you don't succeed, then your not chuck norris.

Chuck Norris make onions cry.

the only hand that beats a royal flush is Chuck Norris's.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

No body does it like Sara Lee..... except Chuck Norris.

Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.

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Mark said...

Why are there always some humourless trolls who have to point out to everyone that Chuck Norris is not exactly like the Internet meme? Have you never heard of irony?

But, while Internet meme Chuck Norris is a fictional creation, he will still come a kick your ass for having no sense of humour.

Anonymous said...

Such negativity. Just because some of you have seen it already doesn't mesn its not funny. Maybe you've just lost your sense of humor

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