Monday, November 12, 2007
Women might be a mystery to men, we all admit that, but, in order for us to get along well, there are a few things that they should know about men too:
- If you’re cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
- When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking.
- Unless the answer is yes.
- In which case, can he videotape it?
- Well, okay… maybe a little.
- Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy…