Stuff you can own: Commando suit

Men's Commando Party Costume Suit, by Opposuits

The times that camouflage ensured you wouldn't get noticed are definitely over. Round up your platoon of friends and get ready to take the town by storm in this suit covered from head to toe in camouflage. Commando is much more comfortable than a full metal jacket and is the ideal party costume after a long hard day of saluting and doing push-ups. Now you can almost be as decorated as a war hero thanks to OppoSuits. This camo suit comes in our familiar well-fitted design as well as high quality fabric and even the tie is included. Going commando has never felt any better...

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