Things that exist: Penis-shaped pasta

Tuesday, May 28, 2013


Penis Pasta, from OMG International Inc.
Our delightful penis-shaped pasta makes for great dinner conversation while our Pasta Boobs are round, firm yet supple, and pleasing to the palate. Both are made from 100% Durum Wheat Semolina for a great pasta taste. Pasta Boobs includes a recipe for Pert Pasta Boobs Tossed with Creamy Herb Sauce. Penis Pasta Includes a recipe for Big Balls with Steamy Sauce. Each sold separately. Warning: Penis Pasta increases in size when cooked; and if you like firm breasts, light cooking is best.
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