She’s been pining for him. Maybe she’s just doing it for a larch? This is how you make hardwood. She’s just trying to make her boyfriend jealous. He’s a lumberjack. She’s twig-ger happy. Splinters are now an STD. He’s got wood! He’ll only LEAF her in the morning. She’s getting her log on. She’s way too drunk, the poor SAP. A true nature lover. Her therapist said she should branch out. It’s OK to be with Oak, ay?
It's fake, She is re-enacting the scene from "Super Star" Tree Lover. Look it up on you tube. She is having the last laugh on all the idiots who think it's real. Just a girl looking for attention! LOL
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Bad Joke-a-thon!...
She’s been pining for him.
Maybe she’s just doing it for a larch?
This is how you make hardwood.
She’s just trying to make her boyfriend jealous. He’s a lumberjack.
She’s twig-ger happy.
Splinters are now an STD.
He’s got wood!
He’ll only LEAF her in the morning.
She’s getting her log on.
She’s way too drunk, the poor SAP.
A true nature lover.
Her therapist said she should branch out.
It’s OK to be with Oak, ay?
It's fake, She is re-enacting the scene from "Super Star" Tree Lover. Look it up on you tube. She is having the last laugh on all the idiots who think it's real. Just a girl looking for attention! LOL
I guess you could call it a (puts on sunglasses) treesome
lololol