September 2010 fail compilation

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David Fincher movie flow chart

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Music sheet of the day: Super Mario Bros. coin sound

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Madonna photobombed

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R.I.P. Tony Curtis

(June 3, 1925 – September 29, 2010)
Film star Tony Curtis dies at 85

Dancing beer box head guy

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Instantly Asteroid-ize your website

Click on the button above to get an Asteroids-like ship in your browser and shoot everything from this site to pieces.

(Steer with the arrow keys and shoot with the space key)

You can drag it in your toolbar to be able to play it with any other website.

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Swedish band pukes during concerts

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Pen chart

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Playing ball

A crow and a German Shepherd play with a small ball:


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Then and now: the kids from 'The Sound of Music'

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Cleaning the escalator

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Matryoshka CT

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Bobby Brown music video remake

Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson star in a shot-by-shot remake of Bobby Brown's Every Little Step video. There are many things in this world, but none of them is quite like Mike Tyson dancing.


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What has been seen: Julia Louis Dreyfus

Elaine Benes. Yay/Nay?

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Nerdy Cee Lo Green 'Fuck You' video

Video game nerd Iinversephase turns Cee Lo's song into an 8-bit NES parody.


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Lucky dude

The odds against winning $1 million in the Lottery: Astronomical. How about doing it twice?

It happened to a man from Bonne Terre, Mo., Missouri Lottery officials said Tuesday. Ernest Pullen, 57, won $1 million with a "100 Million Dollar Blockbuster" Scratchers ticket in June. And this month, he won $2 million with a "Mega MONOPOLY" Scratchers ticket.

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The Social Network - Mark Zuckerberg's version

Written and directed by Mark Zuckerberg. Starring Mark Zuckerberg as Mark Zuckerberg.

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How to save money

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Fail of the day: 'Australia's Next Top Model' host crowns the wrong contestant

Sarah Murdoch (Rupert Murdoch's daughter-in-law), announces the winner of Australia's Next Top Model and about two minutes later, she says it's the wrong person. The video is so embarrassing, it's almost painful to watch.


Amanda wins Australia's Next Top Model ... eventually

If celebrities used their real names

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One movie scene in 11 different styles

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Robert de Niro by Martin Scorsese

Other great movie makers follow the example of Tim Burton and write poems about their on-camera collaborators:


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Masuka is on Reddit

Apparently, C.S. Lee, the dude who plays Masuka in Dexter, is a redditor. And he's pretty active too. Check him out on one of his threads.

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Breaking News: Justin Bieber arrested after police finds he is actually a disguised 51-year-old pedophile

From The Onion:

Learn to see the signs

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Time.com poll: Who will succeed Kim Jong Il?

And the results. It's a very close race:


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Worst tattoo customer ever

This lady = every tatto artist's nightmare.


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Genius

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Tabloid accuracy

According to Gawker, this is how much we should trust our tabloids:


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Classy real estate agent

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Extreme balloon deepthroating

Hot chick web cam circus act of the day:


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How they work/how they should work

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Samsung SD cards viral ad

After the recent girl-with-the-catchy-dance video, The Viral Factory is back with brand new one for Samsung, this time for their 'magnet-proof, shockproof and waterproof' SD memory cards. Check out the durability of these things:


And happening this October, Project Space Planes:

We are going to launch 100 paper planes from the edge of space!

Each plane will carry a message for the person who finds it. You can upload a message to one of the planes HERE, it can be anything you like video, pictures, music... anything.

Your messages will be carried on a Samsung SD Memory Cards attached to one of the planes. Samsung are doing this to prove how tough their memory cards are. If you find one of our space planes after launch, let us know. We’ll announce on this site and hopefully set a new world record.

Personalized door peephole

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Trolling is a art

Watch this short 2-minute video to see how it's done:


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Mugshot of the day: the human billboard

David Jonathan Winkelman, 48, was arrested in Davenport, IA, for failing to appear in court to answer a misdemeanor charge of operating a motor vehicle without the owner’s consent. That's his mugshot.

Winkelman became a human billboard for the radio station KORB in late-2000 after a disc jockey offered listeners a six-figure payout if they tattooed the FM station’s call letters and logo on their forehead. Winkelman and his stepson, Richard Goddard, went to a local tattoo parlor and each emerged with forehead ink promoting "93 Rock," the "Quad City Rocker."

Of course, when the men came calling for the cash, station brass explained that the offer was a practical joke, just a wacky radio stunt.

Brand new Twitter account: Kanye Jordan

A Twitter bot automatically ads "Liz Lemon," before every Kanye West tweet and turns it into a Tracy Jordan tweet.

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WTF video of the day: Tosh.0 promo: The Most Perfect Internet Video Ever

Did they miss anything...?

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The definitive list of meme blogs.com

It's a place where you find the biggest list of themed blogs, single-serving sites that have gone viral or have viral-potential. Quite recommended if you need to kill some time.

Memeblogs.com

Just missed it...

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The Leo Strut remix

Internet meme gets a music/video remix:


Song downloadable here

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Relationship advice

An oldie but a goodie:


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Segway company owner dies in a Segway related incident

From BBC News:

The millionaire owner of the Segway company has died after falling from cliffs while riding one of his firm's motorised scooters.

Jimi Heselden, 62, crashed into the River Wharfe while riding the vehicle round his estate in Thorp Arch, Boston Spa, West Yorkshire, on Sunday.

He was pronounced dead at the scene. The scooter was found in the water.

Considerate neighbors

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Food rotting in time-lapse

Watch 12 days of various types of food rotting in under 1 min.


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The pros and cons of pros and cons

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Top 100 best first lines from novels

Here's the top 10:

1. Call me Ishmael. —Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (1851)

2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

3. A screaming comes across the sky. —Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow (1973)

4. Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice. —Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967; trans. Gregory Rabassa)

5. Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. —Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (1955)

6. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. —Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (1877; trans. Constance Garnett)

7. riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. —James Joyce, Finnegans Wake (1939)

8. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. —George Orwell, 1984 (1949)

9. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair. —Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (1859)

10. I am an invisible man. —Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man (1952)

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Footprints on wood

Totally doable if you're a Buddhist monk.

70 year-old Buddhist monk Hua Chi has been praying in the same spot at his temple in Tongren, China for over 20 years. His footprints, which are up to 1.2 inches deep in some areas, are the result of performing his prayers up to 3000 times a day.

Leaving Your Mark

Where Leo got the strut from

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Falafel acrobatics

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Jesus door

For sale on eBay:

Hi, This is one amazing door. It has a natural portrait of a man's face in the woodgrain. It is very detailed and extremely neat looking. Some people that see it think that it is a miracle portrait of Jesus? Other people think it looks like a portrait of Albert Einstein? Either way it is a very interesting piece of natural art work and a ONE OF A KIND conversation piece. This is something you just can't put a price on or buy in a store. Door measures 80" long and 24" wide.

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Courtroom celebrity sketch artist of the day: Mona Shafer Edwards

Mona Shafer Edwards is a courtroom sketch artist who specializes in drawing celebrities. Above, you can see her representation of Lindsay Lohan being taken out of court in shackels.

Her book, Captured!: Inside the World of Celebrity Trials is available on Amazon

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Dog says grace

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Wikipedia search suggestions

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Trololo, 2010

Eduard Khil performing at a Russian variety show:


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Statue of the day

Maurizio Cattelan's 4-meter high marble middle finger statue called 'L.O.V.E.' was uncovered in front of the italian stock exchange building in Piazza Affari, in Milan, this weekend.

conceived especially for milan, all the fingers of the hand are cut off, except for the middle one, final mockery of all 'isms' - 'against ideology'.
the public monument was donated to milan but immediately refused by the city's administrators.

the sculpture represents also the semantic turnover of the leader’s assertive gesture and of power, codified by the classical monument.
a dialogue with the past: indeed, the artist is convinced that he has actually proposed a conservative and traditional work...
an opinion which the top leaders of palazzo marino (the city's town house) do not agree with.

it will be on view for only 10 days, during milan's fashion week!

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Kurt Bieber

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Dubstep girl

DJ Omar Santana's baby daughter listening to one of her daddy's tracks while eating a bowl of chili.

Also: Fred the raver.

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Antoine Dodson Halloween costume

Anotoine Dodson is so hot, you can be him this Halloween.

Bedroom Superhero Costume Kit

Tweet of the day

Look!

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Brother and sister after dentist

It's just like David, only older and there's two of them.

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The meat aisle

Happy Birthday, Google!

It was founded 12 years ago.

Magic cocktails

One question comes to mind: what does it mean?

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Math problem

From Florida News:


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Graph of the day: Blockbuster's bankruptcy explained

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Related reading: Blockbuster files for bankruptcy in US

Top 10 best covers of all time

According to a poll made with 15,000 people, who voted on NME.com:

1. Muse - 'Feeling Good'
2. The Beatles - 'Twist And Shout'
3. Johnny Cash - 'Hurt'
4. Jimi Hendrix - 'Hey Joe'
5. Nirvana - 'Where Did You Sleep Last Night'
6. The Clash - 'I Fought The Law'
7. Jeff Buckley - 'Hallelujah'
8. Jimi Hendrix - 'All Along The Watchtower'
9. Marvin Gaye - 'I Heard It Through The Grapevine'
10. The White Stripes - 'I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself'

Also: Top 10 worst covers in the link

How to use the F-word

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I rescued a human today

A dog's point of view:


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Q: What's the oldest trick in the book?

A: Mary Magdalene

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Cannot be unseen of the day: Philip J. France

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The Keanus

Is that all of them?

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Cows vs. bear, who ya got?

A small black bear gets his ass kicked by a bunch of cows. Photo coverage on the news:


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Dickhead

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