Academy Awards for guys
Thursday, February 4, 2010
The regular Oscars are boring. So:
View the nominees and cast your votes here | via
- Best Sideboob
- Best uncomfortable movie to watch in front of your parents
- Best movie title sounding most like an amazing porn
- Best movie title sounding most like a terrible porn
- Actress inducing the most shameful boner
- Best movie most likely inspired by pending zombie apocalypse
- Best movie that should be redone in 3D
- Best movie that should never, ever be done in 3D
- Best movie we wished made that made us wish we didn’t have wishes
- Best douchebag visual effect
- Best misleading title
- Best job cramming everything good about a movie into the trailer
- Best inanimate object that acted better than Miley Cyrus
- Hottest actress likely to kill you during sex
- Most desired actor to be sharing a high-five during a three way with Jessica Alba
- Best movie title that tricked us into seeing it
- Most badass actor as a dead person
- Best movie for when you are high
- Best movie that should have never had a sequel
- Best “Fuck you, a bug flew in my eye” movie
- Best “I gotta go get popcorn” (I just shit myself) movie
- Best Movie
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