Academy Awards for guys

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The regular Oscars are boring. So:
  • Best Sideboob
  • Best uncomfortable movie to watch in front of your parents
  • Best movie title sounding most like an amazing porn
  • Best movie title sounding most like a terrible porn
  • Actress inducing the most shameful boner
  • Best movie most likely inspired by pending zombie apocalypse
  • Best movie that should be redone in 3D
  • Best movie that should never, ever be done in 3D
  • Best movie we wished made that made us wish we didn’t have wishes
  • Best douchebag visual effect
  • Best misleading title
  • Best job cramming everything good about a movie into the trailer
  • Best inanimate object that acted better than Miley Cyrus
  • Hottest actress likely to kill you during sex
  • Most desired actor to be sharing a high-five during a three way with Jessica Alba
  • Best movie title that tricked us into seeing it
  • Most badass actor as a dead person
  • Best movie for when you are high
  • Best movie that should have never had a sequel
  • Best “Fuck you, a bug flew in my eye” movie
  • Best “I gotta go get popcorn” (I just shit myself) movie
  • Best Movie
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