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Monday, March 16, 2009
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is the dog ok?i lov dogs there gr8!
That snake loves dogs too. I don't, not the little ones anyway. Not enough meat on them to be worth cooking, but I guess if you are swallowing it raw, you probably aren't concerned with cooking. Probably an easy meal, wonder if she was a tasty little bitch.
That "is the dog ok?" thing confuses me. I guess it depends on what you believe happens to a dog after it dies. This one sounds like a little shit, so it probably went to doggy hell. I wouldn't call that ok. It didn't end up roasting on a spit, so I guess from that angle it's ok, it didn't burn to death. It's flesh became part of the snake (you are what you eat) so that part is still ok, if not really dog anymore.
How do you like your dogs prepared?
your sick sonny boy....get your head read and do some self improvement ....if I had my way, people of low or poor levels of intelligence, such as yourself, might be well served by going through the process of sterilization - do human kind a favor and don't breed!
Ahh, but you see, Mr. Anonymous, I have had my head read, by professionals, many times. Most would not agree with your intelligence assessment, however you all agree on one thing, I'm sick. I'm not sure about your self-improvement suggestion, what part of me do you suggest for improvement? Sterilization is not something that can be ordered that I know of, and my situation isn't really impacted by another child, so I see no reason. Maybe if you paid me enough I would. Pay me in snakes and annoying little mutts, that would be fun. Snakes in a pit, toss in a bitch, and find out if snakes will fight over food, maybe tear her apart a little. Maybe one snake will grab her head, then another her rear; will one of them give up or just be eaten by the other snake as it eats the dog?
Please pay me in snakes. It'll give me something to do with the leftover hamsters.
stop it u just think ur cool but ur not animal cruelty is nasty so stop bieng a big baboon!!!
o btw it wasn't the same ananymus person that wrote those things. just lettin u know baboon
stop it the person that wrote just b4 me is rite u are baboons and u do think ur kool stop it or I will call the police coz if u swear once more or do something else so bad i will tell them that u .....well anyway u are being offensive to animal lovers!!!
Big baboon
I mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is not good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So watch out coz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im warning you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the peson that called you baboons and sed that u think ur tring to b kool they r like 100% right!
Baboons? is that the best you can come up with? Offensive to animal lovers? I'm an animal lover. I love dogs. Cube the meat, lightly batter then deep fry until almost burnt. If it's one of those little yappers, remove the fur and deep fry until the skin is crispy. Eat the skin, nibble at any meat it might have from some genetic abnormality, then break off the tail and throw it at your sister.
I wonder what a baboon tastes like. Maybe the aminal shelter has something weird in stock. Saw a llama once, but it's owner was found before I could "adopt" it.
BTW, I'm having a little trouble translating you language. What the fuck are you trying to warn me about?
I PRICED ONE OF THESE DOGS AT A LOCAL BREEDER. €550 BUT THAT WAS MICROCHIPPED. I'M SURE THERE IS CHEAPER SNAKE FOOD!
The chip won't hurt the snake, snakes don't chew their food. If you plan to eat it, remove the chip first.
Snake food doesn't have to cost you anything, but you will need a vehicle. Preferably one without windows. Put a bunch of stuff a dog would like in the back, meat, dog treats, etc.
Park it next to some place where people take their dogs to run. If you can, find a spot next to a row of bushes that a dog can run through. Drop a couple small treats or chunks of meat on the other side of the bushes to make a path to the bushes, so the dog gets close, where you can lure him through the bushes or simply grab him there. Toss him in the back of the windowless vehicle and drive. You might want to make the back section into a cage, so it doesn't attack you once it realizes it's been snatched.
If you live in an area where there are a lot of animals around at night, get a trap, and feed the snake whatever happens to get caught. And you don't have the hassle of somebody chasing you down because they spotted you grabbing their dog. There are lots of tasty critters a snake would enjoy, don't limit him to one breed of dog.
my dads a animal cop and told me to tell u if you dont stop these comments he will come after you, fyi, animal abuse is a crime, which includes giving others grusome ideas, so physo bill, knock it off!
So what does your dad do as an animal cop? Follow the bears around to make sure they shit in the woods and leave the pic-a-nic baskets alone?
Hmm, sounds like he thinks he's a thought crime enforcement occifer. In what country I don't know, maybe the UK has some weird laws like that. Never spent enough time there to get caught thinking or writing about how to prepare dog.
Tell him if he gets a break from following bears around inspecting their scat, he should grab a couple rodents and strap them to the bottom of his shows for a softer walk. If they get bitey you can just knock their teeth out with a rock. Once they're broken in, or just broken, they won't wiggle around so much, and will be easy to walk on.
If your dad's a city boy, tell him not to try using those tiny little dogs that look like rats, they pop sometimes. The only time a popping puppy is useful is when scaring kids straight.
Wonder if there are any dogs in the park. I'm out of meat.
You are merely an attention seeker. Get a life.
can't you guys see that this guy is just stirring you? and you are giving him exactly what he wants, no doubt he is loving it when you reply to him!
are you sick?! just let the snake in the free nature.. NOT IN YOUR HOUSE OR IN A CROWDED CITY!!
So it can eat what he normally eats and then it's the circle of life.. but don't feed him little dogs.. what would you say if I fed you to a bear?? it's just not right!and you know it!
Am I sick? No, I didn't eat the dog, the snake did, and he enjoyed every inch of it, as you can see from the photo above.
Animals eat animals. Most snakes that eat live food prefer it that way. They will eat a baby if left loose in the same house or yard the kid happens to have been left in. The newborns are easiest to feed to a snake, if you ever want to get rid of one, get a snake and call it a horrible accident.
Of course small animals like dogs are preferred, had a couple that liked mice, loved to watch those snakes take them down. One mouse even reared up on his tiny little back paws, trying to look bad, lasted about two seconds before he was swallowed. The ones that run live longer. Remember that when the aliens come.
Feed me to a bear. I won't care for long. first you gotta get a bear, and seeing how hard they are to catch and control, I doubt you have access to one. Just let me have a knife, so I can have a little fun with it before I go. If I'm going to be fed to a bear, I want that bear as pissed off as possible, so it doesn't waste time playing with me, just kills me quick.
If the city is crowded, a few man-eating snakes would be a good thing. Thin out the population a little. Maybe a couple times a year gather all the fat little kindergartners together and set them loose in an arena with a bunch of snakes, fewer snakes than kids, so the kids have a chance. The slow, dumb ones get to be eaten before we waste a lot of money on educating another tub of lard that'll just end up working at McDonalds.
readin the comments an omg u people are funny.
Mr bill wat are u doin on here exactly apart from sickin everyones stomuch like seriously for sumone who seems so intelligent u really do talk alot of shit...
You sound like a snake to me, jst hissin away with ur long ass fukin boring paragraphs like seriously aint u gt a life...
i guess not maybe u dnt have no 1 to love u or for u to love sumthing just doesn't seem right with u, aint guna say ur mad cause you seem very sane to me just a little twisted talkin bwt you eatin dogs, snakes eating kids, stealin dogs, kids workin at McDONALS...
I guess the people on here just don't understand that u are a man/boy that might have a life but choose to spend his tym commenting on the little things in life, to busy looking at the negative instead of the positive, a cold man that thinks that makin people sad is a good thing that gets all his pleasure from getting negative attention. i just dnt know wat to think apart from that i am so glad that people like you are around showin me that just cause u are educated an well spoken doesn't make you sane an that there are sum people out there who i do not want to become. i was a 15 year old girl lookin to get a puppie that seen this picture look to see if it was real an ended up replying to a man/boy who doesn't know wat its like to stop when they start hurting people
This is the best comment thread ever.
hehehehe.... you guys do realise that psycho bill as he calls himself is just trolling, right?
such stupidity if i may speak. yes, indeed, what they imply of you, psycho bill, is true, and if not, then mostly true. are dogs meant as food? if you point it to such where animals are just foods for other animals, then does that mean, that you who uses that logic would gladly be food to other animals? take note of the fact that humans are still animals, with just higher intelligence but sad to say that people like you exist. you see animals nothing but food. your presence disgusts everyone but to your kind. even dogs can be more logical compared to you. to summarize it all, it's either you're trying to act "cool" in such a heartless manner which is not working or you simply are twisted.