Lady Gaga's Just Dance sung by children

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The PS22 5th grade Chorus accompanied by a piano sing for Perez Hilton.


Check them out on Youtube doing other songs.

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Michael Jackson's moonwalking inspirations

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Every dancer today is inspired by Michael Jackson. Who was Michael Jackson inspired by?


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Ronald Reagan sympathy letter to Michael Jackson, 1984

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


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Wikipedia:
Jackson suffered a setback on January 27, 1984. While filming a Pepsi Cola commercial at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, he suffered second degree burns to his scalp after pyrotechnics accidentally set his hair on fire. Happening in front of a full house of fans during a simulated concert, the incident was the subject of heavy media scrutiny and elicited an outpouring of sympathy.

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Why we're closed

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Sorry closed

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Alcohol kills one in 20 Scots

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Alcohol may have caused the death of twice as many Scots as previously thought, an NHS study has found.

Researchers used a new method of calculating alcohol-related deaths which is said to more accurately reflect the damage done by drinking. They estimated that 2,882 deaths - one in every 20 - could be attributed to alcohol in 2003.

More than a quarter of deaths in men aged between 35-44 were caused by alcohol, the study found. The deaths of a fifth of women in the same age group were also attributable to alcohol.
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Surprise attack backfire

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


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Do it at the beach

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Please do it at the beach

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Oral sex is good for the baby

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Teresa Strasser says:
If you're thinking about conceiving, or certainly if you are already pregnant, there is some pretty convincing evidence that instead of just swallowing, say, folic acid, you might want to swallow something else.

Let me be delicate about this, if I can.

As far as I can tell, not only should you be having lots of oral sex with the father of your baby -- even up to a year before conceiving -- you should also make sure to ingest his seminal fluid. Listen to what I'm telling you: the international medical community is giving you an Rx for oral. Sure, they say frequent intercourse is good, too, but oral is better. So, if you care about having a healthy baby and not potentially unleashing what scientists call a "destructive attack on the foreign tissues" of your fetus, if you want to avoid immunological disorders during pregnancy, and I'm sure you do, get to work. Or to pleasure, depending on how you feel about it.

Basically, the research says you need to be able to tolerate your baby's foreign, paternal DNA; in other words, you need to get your body accustomed to the stuff, need to cozy up to some daddy double helix for a while so your body doesn't reject it.
Read more - Is Oral Sex Good for Your Fetus?

Geese exodus

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


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Staring contest

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


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Smooth Criminal shoe patent

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Wikipedia:
The effect in the video when Jackson and the dancers lean forward a seemingly impossible distance was achieved using special harnesses with wires and magnets. It was desired to replicate this effect for Jackson's stage show, but it would have been more obvious and cumbersome to use wire harnesses in a live performance. Jackson and his team devised an alternative way to achieve the effect on stage. The props needed for their technique were patented in the United States by Jackson in 1993,[6] and consist of pegs that rise from the stage at the appropriate moment, and special shoes with ankle supports and cutouts in the heels which can slide over the pegs and be thereby attached to the stage temporarily. These allow the performers to lean without needing to keep their centers of gravity directly over their feet.

Prediction

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Michael Jackson will die on June 25th

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Glen Canyon Dam

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

All four outlets going at the same time.


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They take care of everything

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Horny care

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Crocheted eyeball

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Complete with optic nerve.


Instructions on how to make one - here (via)

Cummingtonite

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Cummingtonite is a metamorphic amphibole with the chemical composition (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2, magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

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Not your regular bible camp

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Meth Bible Camp

RC airplane freestyle

Monday, June 29, 2009


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Changing lanes

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The world's most efficient alarm clock

Monday, June 29, 2009


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In Zambia, monkeys pee on presidents

Monday, June 29, 2009


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Stephen Baldwin's Personal Assistant Promoted To Stephen Baldwin

Monday, June 29, 2009

After two years of performing management and coordination tasks at an "exceptional level," Stephen Baldwin's personal assistant, Matthew Phillips, was rewarded for his efforts when he agreed to take over the position of Stephen Baldwin Thursday. "We really wanted to hire from within for this opening, and Matthew was a natural choice," said publicist Melina Disanto, adding that the 33-year-old Phillips is the first person who comes to mind when she thinks of Stephen Baldwin. "Although this new position doesn't come with a pay raise or more benefits, it actually has fewer responsibilities than Matthew's old job." According to Stephen Baldwin sources, Stephen Baldwin applied for the Stephen Baldwin personal assistant position but was turned down.
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Analogies from high-school essays

Monday, June 29, 2009

According to the site where I've found them, these are all real.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one those boxes with a pinhole in it.

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

"Oh, Jason, take me!"; she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on
the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
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Moonwalking dog

Monday, June 29, 2009

A canine tribute to the King of Pop.


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No herb will cure stupid

Monday, June 29, 2009

No herb will cure stupid

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It's not what it looks like

Monday, June 29, 2009


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Graffiti fail

Monday, June 29, 2009


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Useless cat

Monday, June 29, 2009

Meet the Exotic Shorthair.


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Hell fire...

Monday, June 29, 2009


Is that Ringo Starr?

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Pandaphants

Monday, June 29, 2009


Will this stop the pandamonium? Thai elephants painted to look like pandas after the black and white bears steal their fans:
These elephants were painted black and white to look like the pandas who have stolen all their fans.

The elephant is Thailand's national symbol, but the country has gone panda-crazy since the birth of a female panda cub to pandas Lin Hui and Xuang Xuang at Chiang Mai zoo in Bangkok.

High-heel racing

Monday, June 29, 2009


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Locke vs. Jacob

Monday, June 29, 2009


Season 6 out in January, 2010.

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Shanghai building tipped over

Monday, June 29, 2009

At around 5:30am on June 27, an unoccupied building still under construction at Lianhuanan Road in the Minxing district of Shanghai city toppled over. One worker was killed. According to information, a 70 meter section of the flood prevention wall in nearby Dianpu River and that may have something to do with this building collapse.
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Bolivian news fail

Friday, June 26, 2009


Someone has pulled a pretty good prank on these guys because those images are from Lost.

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Spirals

Friday, June 26, 2009

I bet that while you're reading this very text, you can see these spirals rotating. It's a freakin' animated .jpeg image.

Moving spirals optical illusion

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More yearbook celebrities

Friday, June 26, 2009

Young Kid Rock
Kid Rock
Young Katy Perry
Katy Perry
Young Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson
Young Travis Barker
Travis Barker

More - Before They Were Music Stars

Dancing for Jesus

Friday, June 26, 2009

Old guy does a freestyle 'thank you Jesus' dance in church.


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Marijuana before and after

Friday, June 26, 2009


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Antler farm

Friday, June 26, 2009


Deer Horns Farm:
The way to do it looks very cruel, and if you love animals you probably better not enter, but as people tell, the animals don’t suffer much because there are no nerves inside the horn - only in outer skin, so they say it’s not more than a deep scratch feeling.
Hellboy went there once. (via)

Japanese kid doesn't take rejection very well

Friday, June 26, 2009


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WWIII propaganda

Friday, June 26, 2009

Someone Tweeted

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Eating molten lead

Friday, June 26, 2009

Well, it's not really eating, only putting in mouth and cooling until solid. This South-Korean guy did it.


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Angelina Jolie vs. Megan Fox

Friday, June 26, 2009


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Angelina Jolie/Megan Fox comparison chart

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Mike Tyson quotes

Friday, June 26, 2009

Warning: NSFW language!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson

What's a browser?

Thursday, June 25, 2009


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Boy hit by car, walks away

Thursday, June 25, 2009


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Why men wear sunglasses

Thursday, June 25, 2009


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Bear Grylls saved a boy's life

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Boy, nine, survives wilderness thanks to tips from Bear Grylls:
A boy of nine lost alone in the wilderness for 24 hours survived using tips learned from Bear Grylls.

Grayson Wynne knew he had to find a shelter for the night, conserve his energy and if possible leave clues for searchers, thanks to watching the British adventurer’s TV show.

He ripped up his yellow jacket and tied the pieces to trees just as he had seen on Man vs Wild, the U.S. version of Grylls’s survival programme.

Rescuers followed the markers and Grayson, who went missing when he wandered off on a family camping trip, was spotted by park rangers scouring the million-acre Ashley National Forest in Utah.

Young James Hetfield

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Young James Hetfield

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Strange law suits

Thursday, June 25, 2009

15 Crazy Lawsuits that Make You Want to Sue Someone:
7. Magicians Sued for Stealing God's Powers

June 2005: Reality-challenged Minnesota resident Christopher Roller sued magicians David Copperfield and David Blaine for using Roller's "godly powers" without his permission to perform their acts. Roller, by the way, claimed to be a god. He also claimed that the movie The Truman Show was based on his life and that he was married to both Katie Couric and Celine Dion, with whom he planned to father 1 million babies.

Terrorist costume on Amazon

Thursday, June 25, 2009


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Color optical illusion

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Blue and green spirals? Guess again. They're the same color.

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Burger King will blow your mind away

Thursday, June 25, 2009


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Misdemeanor at the barber shop

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Half braided hair mug shot

In a car, actually. Read the story here (via)

The importance of barriers

Thursday, June 25, 2009


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Internet commenter magazine

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Internet Commenter Weekly

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What's the deal with bad haircuts?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Young Jerry Seinfeld

Penises

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Penises - Take care of them, or they will grow legs and run off

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Fortune teller

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Dinosaurs at the fortune teller

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Blind dog vs. non-blind dog playing catch

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Meet the Rutger Hauer of dogs.


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Some politicians are taller than others

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


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Long tongue

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Bear with a long tongue

Totally shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and having seen some shops in my time...biggrin

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Greatest freak out ever

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

No words can describe what canceling a World of Warcraft account does to a boy...


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Get a tan everywhere

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Bronzez partout avec Raidoree

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