Stuff that exists: Bacon soap

Bacon Soap in Tin, by Accoutrements

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the. bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap. Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm) tin.

Also: Bacon air freshener, Bacon adhesive bandages