Cool stuff you can own: Rifle umbrella

Rifle Style Umbrella, from Gimmick World

Be a shooter in the rain! The handle and the tip of Rifle Umbrella is designed just like a rifle gun. Avail in two different sizes, this shoulder-slung umbrella rocks a rifle butt handle, a trigger-opened canopy, and a barrel-shaped tip outfitted with a sight, which, considering you're rolling around town with a facsimile rifle over your shoulder, may describe you as well. Some things are cool and geeky, but could potentially get you into a spot of trouble. Like this Rifle Umbrella. It's probably not a good idea to use this near any policemen or at the airport. But if you like holding your umbrella with the butt end of a rifle then by all means, check this umbrella out. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

Also: Samurai sword umbrella