Tearable puns

Posted at Marquette University, Milwaukee, WI.

For the lazy:

If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen the mall

Acupuncture is a jab well done

Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine

Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis

Your calendars days are numbered

I break into song if I can't find the key

A dyslexic poet writes inverse

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