Top Kony jokes

Friday, March 9, 2012

Inevitably, the Internet had to react to the hottest video of the moment.




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96 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

kony kidnapping other nigga's youth

Anonymous said...

If your tweeting about Kony, He's got 99 kids and your post saved none.

Cheese said...

Kony gets more action that a black guy in prison...

Anonymous said...

Who is Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja boy..

Unknown said...

So, Peter Pan can gather a child army and that's fine.

But when a black man does it....

Anonymous said...

kony puts the infant in infantry

Anonymous said...

To the person who wrote "You can't destabilize a Ugandan warloard by liking a status."

I feel like it needs to be pointed out: You have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about. Not about the background of the movement, not about the strategy, not about the goal. So while your post is snarky, you really know jack about mass politic in the new era. Sorry hater. You lose.

Anonymous said...

Joseph Kony, Kidnapping our hearts and our children since 1986.

Anonymous said...

If you havin' Kony problems i feel bad for his "sons" posting a status won't fix even one.

Anonymous said...

I call my dick Kony
not because it's big and black but because it has scarred a lot of children

Anonymous said...

You retweet and post on FB about KONY 2012? tell me more about how you've always cared about the ugandan kids?

Anonymous said...

Joseph Kony jokes? UGANDA BE KIDDING ME!

Anonymous said...

UGANDAN OIL 2012, I mean KONY 2012.,

Anonymous said...

Kony is the king of Coning 2012

Anonymous said...

Konys favorite song, the hot boys - we on fire

Anonymous said...

Kony Island

ynoc hpesoj read my name backwards :) said...

whats the same between the london 2012 marathon and the kony marathon?

its loads of white guys chasing a black man

Anonymous said...

Konys favorite snack - ice cream cone from da dolla menu ate backwards throwing reminents outta da window, yellin' dis year be da year for Kony holla back.

Anonymous said...

Koneheads 2012

Anonymous said...

Joesph Kony, the only black man to want children..

Anonymous said...

Kony wants Russells sweet sauce

Anonymous said...

Russell 2012

ynok said...

kony is awesome what uganda do?

Anonymous said...

you are all bellends

Anonymous said...

you should have better things to do get a life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

my little kony my little kony

Anonymous said...

i love these uganda jokes :D

Anonymous said...

it's kony the tiger

Anonymous said...

I rape the kids the i rape your newsfeed.

Anonymous said...

to the person who hated on the picture, just because kony is a horrible person hes still pretty fun to mess with. also i completly agree with it just because you talk the talk does not mean your gonna walk the walk. the fact that you had enough time to hate shows that u r prob a loser in there moms basement trying to get attention and it makes you feel like a good person to bad no one will ever no it was u because u r anonymus. also u were the hater. he was just making a point

Anonymous said...

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause...

Anonymous said...

cally of kony rape ops

Anonymous said...

hello

Jxzle : said...

Finally Kony was caught him and his brother Hamsung have been selling knock-off TV's for years. :D

Anonymous said...

Konymon, gotta catch em all!

Anonymous said...

Konymon, gotta catch em all!

Anonymous said...

Kony said i would never miss my parents. he was right i'm a great shot.

Anonymous said...

kony-best player hide and seek

Anonymous said...

the malteaers packet got bigger

Anonymous said...

Kony-chi-waa!

Anonymous said...

My little Kony takes kids from there homies.

Anonymous said...

Kony is so black that the sun had to come knock on his door just to see him.

Anonymous said...

Joseph Kony put the infant back into infantry

Anonymous said...

Woke up in th morning not kidnaped by kony.

Anonymous said...

Ronald Mc Kony

Anonymous said...

Konys favorite pool games.. marco polo

Anonymous said...

KONY

Anonymous said...

Kony has touched more kids than the catholic church

Anonymous said...

Just in! Breaking News!! Kony is buying up all the day care centers throughout the US and Europe!

Anonymous said...

The Mayans predicted Kony

Anonymous said...

Grand Theft Children: The Ballad of Gay Kony

Anonymous said...

coo coo for kony puffs

Anonymous said...

Kony spelled backwards is Yonkie

Anonymous said...

ynokie

Anonymous said...

Kony, with his unique personality and cunning wit, will appear in the next Star Wars trilogy will Al Yankovic as his apprentice.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

You could have like kony, be some kinda space alien from the planet nibiru and came down to earth to free all the children to his kingdom...err something.

Anonymous said...

kony's awesome

Anonymous said...

i love weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%^U*(^&%&&%

Anonymous said...

i love kony. he's my lover..... and i'm a guy:)teehehehehehe he is so hot!!! :D HE HAS ONE BIG BLACK MAMBA OF A ??????!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kony and Starvin Marvin go waaayy back. He fed Marvin a single grain rice per year. That's bling blinging for lil' Marvin. Marvin had kids which he later sold to Kony for a single grain of white rice, smothered in a half-dollop of moo-shu sauce.......EACH Those were good times.

Anonymous said...

Can not is one word .....i.e. 'cannot' Mrs. Einstein

Anonymous said...

kony is cool

Anonymous said...

kony ryhms with pony and tony and sony

Anonymous said...

i love kony he is ma idle i wish i grow up to be just like him <3 <3 <3 <3

Anonymous said...

ohh kony i do ohh kony i do ohh kony we love you

Anonymous said...

Kony is sexy boi

Anonymous said...

Kony made 4 million enemies, but he made 800 million best friends till the end.

Anonymous said...

KONY >> Sit on my face and pedal my ears

Anonymous said...

Yeah...we don't need fossil fuels, we need Kony Kars.

Anonymous said...

Kony and dem boys is at it again!

DragonTitties said...

The best African Skateboarder you aks?...Kony Hawk

Anonymous said...

kony gives me a hard one :)

Anonymous said...

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, my namr is kony, i stole your baby.

Anonymous said...

well who goin change da diapers?

Anonymous said...

Kony Pops And Milk make a bowl full of fun

Anonymous said...

UGANDA be Kiddin Me...!!

Anonymous said...

Kony knows Kony knows he knows

Anonymous said...

^^^^ WE KILLED 2PAC HERP DERP

Anonymous said...

Emmanuel Boteng loves porn and things illumanati is gay 7185136232

Anonymous said...

The illuminati is not fake. They are watching you. Proxy servers, ISP’s ... your email.. they know. Good luck, you might need it. Now back to Kony

Anonymous said...

How do you make kony rave? Stick children to the ceiling.

Anonymous said...

Konys favorite man slave, webster.

Anonymous said...

How'd my high ass get here...

Anonymous said...

I was talking to my friend in Uganda and she said she had macaKONY and cheese for dinner

Anonymous said...

Konys other favorite hobby,..smokin dubies handrolled by 4 year old slave child labor

Anonymous said...

Hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz kony raping everybody out here

Anonymous said...

Konys chocolate chimney shlonga don't care.

Anonymous said...

Yeah he is

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha that's class

Anonymous said...

Kony will be made into the number #1 smash box office smash movie of all time. Look here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y6fGFMyJH0

Anonymous said...

Kony's army is seen briefly in black ops 2. I believe I care so little but know so much about the whole kony thing that I'm in the 1% that noticed...

Anonymous said...

It's been rumored that when konys not sleeping, hes playing black ops.

Anonymous said...

It's offical...kony is not cool anymore.

Anonymous said...

Kraken

Anonymous said...

Kony has gone into hibernation mode. When groups start to rally his name again, he will rise like the great Kraken from the movie clash of the titans. Then, Russell will be spanking his monkey out in the streets again. Kony and Russell will have a love child they name, "alien-jerry" that kicks both of their stupid arses 24/7. This will provide lots of hootin' and a hollerin' material for late night comics. Then Russell will be out in the streets wanking his bellend to the sights and smells of kony's balony. The end. Haha.

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