New PETA ad says vegan men are better in bed

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

As a result of their boyfriends being vegan, women all over the world are suffering from BWVAKTBOOM (Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me).
For years, women have been open to the physical, emotional, and karmic benefits of veganism. But now, more and more men are discovering the perks of a plant-based diet. More specifically, a dramatic increase in their wang power and sexual stamina.

Unfortunately, the consequences of all this mind-blowing intercourse can often lead to sex injuries such as whiplash, pulled muscles, rug burn, and even a dislocated hip.
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2 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

Realistically though they have digestion issues and an imbalanced diet making them ratty and stinky.

Anonymous said...

I thought the tantric style was more relaxed?

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