Awful things that Arnold Schwarzenegger has done

You know, he fathered a love child, which he kept a secret, he's wife left him and stuff like this is what's coming to him: Gawker made An Encyclopedia of Every Other Awful Thing Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Done. There's interesting stuff in it, such as:

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Nipple-Tweaking, Ass-Grabbing, Anus-Licking Maniac:

The stories are legion. In 2000, according to Premiere, after British journalist Anne Richardson interviewed him, he "tweaked her nipple" in an attempt to determine whether her breasts were real. During the filming of Terminator 2 in 1991, he abruptly lifted his co-star Linda Hamilton—who was dating director James Cameron at the time—on to his lap during a limo ride with Cameron in the car "and began fondling her breasts through the very thin top she was wearing." In 1975, according to the Los Angeles Times, he sneaked up behind a 19-year-old girl sitting on a workout bench, "reached under her T-shirt and touched her bare left breast." In 1980, he saw an acquaintance on the street, called her over to his car, and "grabbed and squeezed" her breast. On the set of T2, he asked a female crew member, "Have you ever had a man slide his tongue in your [anus]?" In the late 1980s, he told a waitress, "I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me." None of this counted as cheating on Shriver, however. According to Spy, Schwarzenegger plays Clinton rules: "It's not cheating. It's only a plo-job."