$8billion abortionplex opened

Thursday, May 19, 2011

From The Onion:
TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

During a press conference, Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards told reporters that the new state-of-the-art fetus-killing facility located in the nation's heartland offers quick, easy, in-and-out abortions to all women, and represents a bold reinvention of the group's long-standing mission and values.

"The Abortionplex's high-tech machinery is capable of terminating one pregnancy every three seconds," Richards added. "That's almost a million abortions every month. We're so thrilled!"
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5 comentarii:

Unknown said...

This is probably one of The Onion's least humorous jokes. Planned Parenthood's actual funding is being targeted because this is what many people believe about it. Eventually the Republican attacks on Planned Parenthood will probably succeed, it's closing will affect many lower income people badly, and The Onion can share some of that responsibility.

Anonymous said...

if they want to quote an Onion article and look the fool, let them

Anonymous said...

The Onion is not a humor publication. It's a satire publication. The difference is that it's not just supposed to make you laugh--it's supposed to make you think. And that's what this article does. This is classic The Onion. Like this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/98-homosexualrecruitment-drive-nearing-goal,536/

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