Spectacular parkour cat catches a bird

Flying bird is no match for super-fast extreme parkour cat.


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Space vomit

In space, no one can see you barf

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Cute animal video of the day: chinchilla walking on two legs

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Death metal vocal exercises

Olle Ekman, singer in the bands Volturyon and Deals Death, warms up his voice. It sounds hilarious.

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Just did it!

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An honest bedtime story

Go the F**k to Sleep, by Adam Mansbach.

From the book:

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.

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The many hands of Michelle Obama

Photoshop disasters, amirite?

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New fad: the monkeytail beard

It's sweeping the nation.

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Multitasking of the day: Woman plays violin and DDR at the same time

Lara demonstrates how she can play the violin and Hop Mario on super hard mode on Dance Dance Revolution.


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Also: Hula hooping gentleman plays the fiddle

David's doodle

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Passing out LIKE A BOSS!

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Dan the downer

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Michael Scott's impressions

As a tribute to Steve Carell's parting from The Office, here's a compilation of movie impressions he did throughout the show.


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Also: Angela Kinsey (Angela from The Office) visits Steve Carell in his trailer for an exclusive farewell to his fans.

Son of Man coat hangers

Igor Udushlivy's Magritte-inspired coat hangers are still in production and therefore not yet for sale.

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Pub singer arrested for singing 'Kung Fu Fighting' in the presence of Chinese people

From The Daily Mail:

A pub singer has been arrested on suspicion of racism for singing the classic chart hit Kung Fu Fighting.

The song, performed by Simon Ledger, 34, is said to have offended two Chinese people as they walked past the bar where he was singing.

The entertainer regularly performs the 1974 number one hit, originally by disco star Carl Douglas, at the Driftwood Beach Bar in Sandown, on the Isle of Wight.
But after one of the passers-by reported his routine on Sunday afternoon, Mr Ledger was arrested on suspicion of racially aggravated harassment.

‘We were performing Kung Fu Fighting, as we do during all our sets,’ he said.

‘People of all races were loving it. Chinese people have never been offended by it before.

‘But this lad walking past with his mum started swearing at us and making obscene hand gestures before taking a picture on his mobile phone.

'We hadn’t even seen them when we started the song. He must have phoned the police.’

Pic of the day: KFC vs. the flood

Seen in Pocahontas, AR.

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Antoine Dodson goes to court

Antoine Dodson says a few words about the incident involving his arrest while walking to court.


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Dunkin' it

Awkward Family Photos

Dog in shoes

Ellie the White Lab puts on her dancing shoes. Hilarity ensues.


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Bombing the bomber

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Geordie Shore: the British Jersey Shore

Its' happening: MTV is bringing Jersey Shore to the UK. God help us all. The show will take place in Newcastle and it's really funny because the name 'Geordie' (that sounds a lot like 'Jersey') refers to the people from of Tyneside, region of the north east of England, or inhabitants of a small part of Newcastle.

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Infographic: How Cannabis legalization could help reduce the world's carbon footprint

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Soccer toddler gets a professional contract

After his display of skills we've seen recently received over 1 million hits on Youtube, one-and-a-half-year-old Baerke van der Meij from Holland, got a 'symbolic' 10-year deal with Venlose Voetbal Vereniging, his local champion division soccer team.

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My neighborhood

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Man vs. moose

In case you encounter a moose that looks like it's about to attack you in the wilderness, you keep cool and this is what you do:


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Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin

She will be playing her, opposite Ed Harris as John McCain in the HBO drama Game Change, which began production yesterday.

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Previously: Julianne Moore as Hillary Clinton

From the archives: Prince Charles breakdancing

Since everyone is talking about the big wedding and the British Royal Family, here's the Prince of Wales's attempt at bustin' some moves, challenged by some 'black youths' in the 1980s.


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Kid's reaction to 'axe in the head' hat

Youtube user BrianClark4real tests the effect of his 'cheaply made costume' at a shopping mall.

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The stolen camera finder is a real thing

In case your photo camera's been stolen: you go to this site, you upload a photo taken with it, and the site crawls the Internet searching for photos taken with the same camera, localizing them by hidden information about both the image (exif data).

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Bed Intruder Song - the Christian version

If Antoine Dodson was a dedicated Christian, this is what we'd probably be talking about. Or something.


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Mutant plush toys

Franken Toys, made by Rachel Peters are available on Etsy.

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Birth of a trucker

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Here's a sperm collecting machine

(sNSFW warning: sperm collecting machine)


According to the translated Youtube description, that's what it is. If anyone has more information on this contraption, please feel free to comment.

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Update: They're available for purchase here. From the product description:

The sperm collector can simulate the movement of women vaginas as that of sexual intercourse. Through vision, audio, touching stimulation, it can give patients very comfortable feeling and easy for them to get excited. Thus, it can collect the semen rapidly and successfully.

Premature ejaculation desensitization training, to reduce the sensitivity of penis and glans, increase the sensitive threshold of ejaculation by stimulating penis repeatedly, so as to lengthen the time of ejaculation and reach the aim of curing premature ejaculation.

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The king of the jungle shows he's the king of the jungle

LIKE A BOSS!

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Super Mario Portal

If Mario had a portal gun (and the characters in the game were talking), this is what Super Mario Bros would look like.


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Consequences of owning a lightsaber

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Duckling vs. dog

A Jack Russell is terrorized by a killer duckling.


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Urlesque's "3 Years of Memes" video

Urlesque celebrates 3 years since the site has seen the light of Internet and they are also moving from Urlesque.com and to mark these occasions, they compiled a 3-minute video of the memes that have been going around in these past 3 years.


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Using movies to make people feel old

The conclusion: man, am I old...

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Police brutality of the day

Videographer Mitchell Crooks was recording an incident involving some burglars getting arrested by police across the street from his house in Las Vegas, when:


Officer Derek Colling, seen in the video, has taken him in on charges of battery on a police officer and after Crooks checked out jail, he checked into a hospital.

Allen Lichtenstein, an American Civil Liberties Union attorney, reviewed Crooks' video and said Colling was clearly in the wrong. Officers are trained to avoid escalating situations, but Colling initiated the incident and created a physical confrontation without provocation, he said.

"It raises serious questions about whether the officer used good judgment and whether he was properly trained," Lichtenstein said. "Those questions require answers."

Police have no expectation of privacy, and it's perfectly legal to film officers as long as it does not interfere in their investigation, he said. Colling erred in claiming that Crooks was trespassing. By law, only a property owner or resident can make a trespassing complaint, Lichtenstein said.

"Even if the officer didn't think he lived there, that doesn't mean he didn't have permission to be there,'' Lichtenstein said. "In the video I heard, that question was never asked."

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The Onion interviews 5-year-old "Fast Five" screenwriter

5-year-old Chris Morgan, the writer of Fast Five, the latest Fast and the Furious sequesl is a guest on the Onion's Today, Now!

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Stone Cold Steve Austin is rickrolling you

That is all.


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Ninja goes on a car vandalism spree in Pittsburgh

Witnesses Share Tales Of 'Ninja' Encounter:

Police said a man dressed like a ninja and carrying a sword damaged 11 cars before attempting to stab a man early Sunday morning in South Union Township, Fayette County.

"I peeked out my bedroom window. There was someone out by her car," said Jennifer Barry, whose aunt owns one of the damaged vehicles. "He was holding a long object in his hands, and I was like, 'You know, there is someone out there.' Soon enough, the alarm went off and he took off."

Barry called her friend and neighbor, Santino Guzzo, who said he came to the scene and confronted the man after spotting him hiding in the yard of a home on Elm Street.

"He says, 'I have a sword.' That's when I said, 'I have a gun,' and he tried to stab me through my car window," Guzzo said.

The masked man then shattered the rear window of his car with the sword and ran away, said Guzzo, who only suffered a superficial cut.

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Supercut: the Wilhelm Scream

A 12-minute compilation tribute to the Wilhelm scream.


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Girls vs. guys

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Cute animal video of the day: a penguin chasing butterflies

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Hipster Marty McFly

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Baby laugs at bubbles at half-speed

Funny: baby hysterically laughing at how a dog is chasing soap bubbles. Funnier: baby hysterically laughing at how a dog is chasing soap bubbles in slow motion.


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When you see it of the day: nursing the baby

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Old nursery rhymes on Britain's Got Talent

Britain's Got Talent contestant Edward Reid gives his unique interpretation of children's songs such as Old McDonald Had A Farm, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and If You’re Happy Clap Your Hands.


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Before and after the concert

Redditor JimJonTom says: "This is me before and after seeing the band GWAR. (Never again)"

Baby tries to say "fish"

Spoiler: NSFW language.


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Floating ants

Amazing nature: a raft made of fire ants just won't let itself get pushed underwater by a pair of tweezers.


Video made by Nathan Mlot, Mechanical Engineering student at the Georgia Institute of Technology, while studying the cooperative behavior of fire ants:

Fire ants like many species of ants make their homes underground. They are composed of a complex network of passageways and chambers. During floods or heavy rainstorms, these passageways will full up with water and force the ants to evacuate their home. Instead of scattering individually, fire ants (Solenopsis invicta) have the unique ability to gather together as a colony and form rafts on the surface of the rising waters using their own bodies. A layer of ants on the bottom of the raft serves as a base for the rest of the colony to "comfortably" mill around on. Due to the tightly knit "weave" of the ants, water cannot penetrate the raft allowing the ants to stay dry. This water-tight nature provides the raft with the buoyancy force necessary to float. The ants can remain in the raft formation for weeks if necessary or until the floodwaters subside and they are able to establish their colony in a new underground home.

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Cell phone cases are serious business

A guy proudly presents how he be having cases.


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Untooned meme faces

The admin of the Joined Artists forum started a rage comics thread, where he ended up posting f7u12 photoshops of himself.


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Forever Alone

Trollface

F**k Yea

Y U NO Guy

LOL Guy

Me Gusta

Poker Face

OMG Rage Face

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Sexual assault bus

Would you ride it?

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Fight For Your Right - Revisited - full movie

The Beastie Boys movie is available on Youtube:


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Infographic: the differences between PC and Mac users

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A Panda's amazing commando training moves

A panda at the Chengdu Panda Sanctuary in China shows spectators how he trains for combat.


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The Y U NO guy on a billboard

Memetic advertising seen on a HipChat billboard on the 101 North after the Whipple exit.

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SMBC book

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal's Zach Weiner is launching a book, his first, called Save Yourself, Mammal!. Part of the proceeds from the sale of the book will help provide supplies to science classrooms around the US via DonorsChoose.org. There will be a book launch party on May 8th at Public Assembly in Brooklyn.

The book is now available for pre-order and will be shipped starting May 9th.

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Poopin'

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Animated gif: Indian land cessions

The chronology of Native Americans losing land to colonists in the USA, from 1784 to present day.


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Amazing tongue skills

Datev can make some pretty amazing things with her tongue, such as an origami crane out of a Starburst wrapper.


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Please say hi

Doghouse Diaries

The Gatling slingshot crossbow is a real thing

Also: Machete slingshot.

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Antoine Dodson mugshot

In case you haven't heard: Internet superstar Antoine Dodson was arrested Saturday morning for possession of Marijuana.

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News reporter vs. wind

KPSP Local 2's Marissa Mike reports from the windy streets of Palm Springs.


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Cute animal video of the day: Boxer puppies falling asleep

Jarl and Buri are a couple of 3-moths-old Boxer puppies. Here's what they looked like after they took their first walk.


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Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back told in icons

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Previously: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope told in icons