Leaked: excerpt from The Situation's book

That's right. Jersey Shore is full of people who write books (it's the beginning of the end).

Snooki is not the only who landed a book deal. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and his abs also wrote one. It's called Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore and it's already available for pre-order. Jezebel's got it's hands on a copy and gave us a sneak peek. Apparently, it's literature in its purest form:


Some more quotes from the book, on Jezebel.com.

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