Classic: 'It was a banana in my pocket', says pastor

A CHURCH pastor accused of sexually assaulting a schoolgirl told a jury today: "It was a banana in my pocket."

David Morris, 60, said the 12-year-old could have mistaken the fruit for his penis as he sat next to her during an English lesson.

The victim, now 26, alleges that Morris placed her hand on his crotch area during a private tutoring lesson.

The Sun